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The Vardener (Commissions Open :O)

@thevardener.bsky.social

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I'm an artist. I do arts. And game stuf. TTRPGs. Das me. Commission prices and stuff https://ko-fi.com/thevardener

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The Vardener (Commissions Open :O) @thevardener.bsky.social · Oct 18

One day I’ll make an ad that isn’t a meme. That day is not today. Please enjoy my very serious ad.

In this thread I'll put all sorts of my work that I’m... Decently proud of.

And here is my Ko-fi page with my prices on it, I try to be affordable and deliver arts very quickly ko-fi.com/thevardener

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The Vardener (Commissions Open :O) @thevardener.bsky.social · 23h

For those excited to see Pokémon Lock episode 1 that comes out on friday, have a fun thing:

#ttrpg #rpg #ptu #pokemonttrpg #pokemonlock #sequencebreak #ttrpgseries

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The Vardener (Commissions Open :O) @thevardener.bsky.social · 1d

I've worked on this region for over 4 years, now it's finally gonna see the light of day. I still remember Scarlet and Violet's announcement hoping it wouldn't be Greece to make all my prep work go down the drain. Plz watch if you want.

Sequence Break @sequencebreak.bsky.social · 1d

Join us this Friday! October 17th! For Episode 1 of our new TTRPG series, Pokemon Lock! GM'd by @thevardener.bsky.social with so much to see in the Helas Region!
#ttrpg #rpg #ptu #pokemonttrpg #pokemonlock #sequencebreak #ttrpgseries

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The Vardener (Commissions Open :O) @thevardener.bsky.social · 4d

13 hour drive straight will do that to them, they deflate over time.

The Vardener (Commissions Open :O) @thevardener.bsky.social · 13d

I wonder what the first one will be 🔐

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The Vardener (Commissions Open :O) @thevardener.bsky.social · 14d

The cake I baked for my mom's birthday.

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The Vardener (Commissions Open :O) @thevardener.bsky.social · 21d

With an IDKHow head in there too :D

I like.

The Vardener (Commissions Open :O) @thevardener.bsky.social · Sep 13

Looks good enough to eat 🍴

The Vardener (Commissions Open :O) @thevardener.bsky.social · Aug 28

Thoughts so far:

Episode 4, Shanks saving baby Luffy is the first time I fully went "Alright One Piece, you have my attention"

Episode 9, quite honestly from every time I saw Usopp, he seemed had the energy of a background character, so learning hes a main cast member be wild.

The Vardener (Commissions Open :O) @thevardener.bsky.social · Aug 20

Alright my friend has finally sat me down to make me watch One Piece.

Can't wait to meet Juan Peace.

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The Vardener (Commissions Open :O) @thevardener.bsky.social · Aug 20

Kill.

(Translators note: "Kill." means "Hell yeah look at the little mad scientist."

The Vardener (Commissions Open :O) @thevardener.bsky.social · Jul 24

I have returned from the depths of hell in tact. First one of my streams in a while, so I'm gonna be doing something nice easy and relaxing.
Beating the hardest #Deltarune bosses hitless for no reason other than style points.

www.twitch.tv/thevardener

TheVardener - Twitch

Hello I am a lad. I do streams now I guess. Art and Pokémon stuff so far. Enjoy.

www.twitch.tv

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The Vardener (Commissions Open :O) @thevardener.bsky.social · Jul 21

Kris from Deltarune's dog sprite in game.

The Vardener (Commissions Open :O) @thevardener.bsky.social · Jul 21

When the deltarune session ends with the only people left awake at 3 AM barking in call.

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The Vardener (Commissions Open :O) @thevardener.bsky.social · Jul 20

Behold, how I replay #Deltarune. I have no regrets.

Evaluation screen for the first game in Deltarune Chapter 3, having gotten T-rank (the highest rank) on every section.

Evaluation screen for the Suziezilla minigame in Deltarune Chapter 3, having gotten T-rank.

Evaluation screen for the second game in Deltarune Chapter 3, having gotten T-rank (the highest rank) on every section.

The rhythm game area in Deltarune chapter 4, having gotten T-Rank (the highest rank) on both easy and hard mode of each song.

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The Vardener (Commissions Open :O) @thevardener.bsky.social · Jul 10

@sequencebreak.bsky.social meetings in a nutshell:

At the start:
"We should discuss what games we're going to run."
"Yes, I have a few ideas, let's start."

At the end:
"So how much EXP would I get for fucking a dragon?"
"Well it depends on if you're topping or bottoming."

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The Vardener (Commissions Open :O) @thevardener.bsky.social · Jul 6

I'm in this. I play John in a way that is apparently funny.

GhostedTC ✨️🖋️🖋️✨️ @ghostedtc.bsky.social · Jul 6

Hey so, things may be rough but I'm still here. And today I'm streaming more of me and my friends reading Homestuck all the way through! Check us out as we make @parkerfyraga.bsky.social cringe!
#twitchstream #streamer #pngtuber #vtuber #homestuck #homestuckreading
www.twitch.tv/ghosted_tc

Twitch

Twitch is the world

www.twitch.tv

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The Vardener (Commissions Open :O) @thevardener.bsky.social · Jul 6

And surprising no one once again:

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The Vardener (Commissions Open :O) @thevardener.bsky.social · Jun 24

Tonight's shower thought:

The #Deltarune fandom is so big that statistically, one person has in theory already predicted with 100% accuracy exactly how the game will end.

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The Vardener (Commissions Open :O) @thevardener.bsky.social · Jun 15

Bananas.

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The Vardener (Commissions Open :O) @thevardener.bsky.social · Jun 13

Mullets and pompadours are the inverse of each other.

Sushi duck, from Placid Plastic Duck Simulator.

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The Vardener (Commissions Open :O) @thevardener.bsky.social · Jun 13

Holy cow this is so cool!

Quote my girlfriend "You've made it."

This is so cool, I never thought one of my silly fakemon designs would get a fanmade... anything, ever, this has made my day.

Fango 🔥🗡️ @fango001.bsky.social · Jun 13

Finished working on the boyo Tagnemite! 🎨👁️

Original Artist: @thevardener.bsky.social

#Pokemon #Fakemon #Blender

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The Vardener (Commissions Open :O) @thevardener.bsky.social · May 26

I lost.

The Vardener (Commissions Open :O) @thevardener.bsky.social · May 26

It do be like that sometimes huh?

#pokemon #tcgpocket #pokemontcgpocket

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The Vardener (Commissions Open :O) @thevardener.bsky.social · May 20

Conversation highlight of me and my girlfriend's late night chat:

Courage the Cowardly Dog = ADHD Horror
Invader Zim = Autistic Horror

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The Vardener (Commissions Open :O) @thevardener.bsky.social · May 7

Current stage of the #Pokemon #TCGPocket meta:

Darkrai and Giratina shivering scared while looking at a pom-pom Oricorio and a skull fossil with a rare candy. The Oricorio and fossil have JoJo menacing characters surrounding them.

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