The Trying Scotsman
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He/Him. #ActuallyAutistic. Father of 3 girls. Cat dad. Scottish. ♥️@killerqueen-hb.bsky.social 📧 [email protected] https://linktr.ee/therealtryingscotsman
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It's rare I review straight away. Sometimes I don't bother. Most times I wait for a re-watch or the delayed processing to complete so I can put my thoughts down. But yeah... Here we go.

We went from Don't Go In That House, Bitch to don't watch this film, bitch.
TheTryingScotsman's review of 'Jimmy and Stiggs' on Letterboxd.

The review reads: "Well. I was really looking forward to this and I'm disa-fucking-pointed.

I'm Scottish so naturally swear a lot but fuck me with a swear jar sideways, this is way over the top.

It's like a cross between a Trevor Kill Frenzy and the Grass Roots mission in GTA V but less fun, less cool and lacking any sort of point.

Anyway, fuck this shit I'm out."
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It's also your last chance to have your name in the credits 🎬🎞️
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There's only 33 hours left on this!
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If you're a fan of hosted movies, you may already know about Creature Features. They're running an Indiegogo campaign to make their own movie and have 10 days left.

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The Creature Feature Movie
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My kids are over the moon...

6 7!
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Has anyone here used a Ouija board? If so, any experiences to share?
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4 days left!
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If you're a fan of hosted movies, you may already know about Creature Features. They're running an Indiegogo campaign to make their own movie and have 10 days left.

If you wanna help them reach their goal you can support them here: igg.me/at/qYJcfFYdU...

#Filmsky #Horrorsky #MutantFam
The Creature Feature Movie
Even bad TV shows deserve a bigger screen. | Check out 'The Creature Feature Movie' on Indiegogo.
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Imagine if they did a horror reimagining of Friday. Craig and Smokey trying to outrun the terrifying Deeboo as he cycles round on Red's beach cruiser (after having brutally stabbed him). Stanley has set up various traps to protect his grass and John Witherspoon runs into Cujo.
ice cube and snoop dogg sitting on a porch
Alt: Craig (Ice Cube) and Smokey (Chris Tucker) sitting on the porch saying "Daaaaamn".
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'The Mutilator' Drive-In totals.

#JoeBobBriggs #MutantFam #Horrorsky #Filmsky #TheLastDriveIn #TLDI
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Well. The Mutilator was... An experience 😅

My favourite part was Joe Bob stumbling over his tongue at this...

#MutantFam #Horrorsky #Filmsky #TheLastDriveIn #TLDI
Photo of Joe Bob Briggs on 'The Last Drive-In' doing the Drive-In Totals for 'The Mutilator'.

The text below 'Drive-In Totals' reads: Barbed Grapple-Hook Vaginal Gouging.
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Okay so it's not just near the beginning. The music choices here are insane 😅
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The music near the beginning is so jarring. It sounds more like some cheesy wholesome flick/sit-com as opposed to a slasher 😅
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I've not seen it either but it's on my hefty watchlist lol
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Lukewarm take:

Streaky bacon is not real bacon. If you want a little bit of meat with your fat, you do you.
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I'm gonna start referring to my cats as cenobites.

"You opened a box, we came."
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Hellraiser (1987), Night Breed, Lord of Illusions are ones he's directed. Other work would be: Underworld (1982), Rawhead Rex, Hellraiser 2, Candyman, Candyman Farewell to the Flesh.

Not sure the rest count as they're based on his work/characters (like the rest of the Hellraiser series).
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Has anyone already suggested adding Clive Barker's work?
Movies TheTryingScotsman has watched from the 'Essential LGBTQ+ Movie Test 🎥 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️' Letterboxd list.