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Wayne Gretzky’s Burner @thetrueboyles.bsky.social · Aug 17

How many days before a masked ICE agent gets their head blown off?

Wayne Gretzky’s Burner @thetrueboyles.bsky.social · Apr 21

JD Vance out here proving he is poison.

Wayne Gretzky’s Burner @thetrueboyles.bsky.social · Apr 10

Mike Johnson looks like he’s straight out of central casting for a LOTR elf.

Wayne Gretzky’s Burner @thetrueboyles.bsky.social · Apr 8

Say what you will about the brainless idiot, but it is still truly amazing that one man with the intellect of an avocado could wipe out billions of hours of labour worth of wealth all on his own.

Wayne Gretzky’s Burner @thetrueboyles.bsky.social · Apr 7

Mook should’ve been in on the robbery plot and been shot by Gaitok after she pushed him to be a killer.

That would’ve been better than what happened on The White Lotus finale.

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Wayne Gretzky’s Burner @thetrueboyles.bsky.social · Mar 27

Pete Hegeth’s handling of this obvious fuckup explains all his divorces and while he’ll be divorced a few more times before it’s all over.

Wayne Gretzky’s Burner @thetrueboyles.bsky.social · Mar 22

George Foreman was a hero who passed away peacefully, surrounded by his children, George, George, George, George, George, and the Georginas.

Wayne Gretzky’s Burner @thetrueboyles.bsky.social · Mar 21

Hearing from insiders that the latest model will be named the Kamikaze.

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Wayne Gretzky’s Burner @thetrueboyles.bsky.social · Mar 15

It’s wild how much of social media has become “this is how I live out of my van” or “here’s how you make shipping containers into a cool house.”

Wayne Gretzky’s Burner @thetrueboyles.bsky.social · Mar 14

Trump to America: carbon monoxide has been treated very unfairly.

Wayne Gretzky’s Burner @thetrueboyles.bsky.social · Mar 10

No one is going to want to work with Pierre Poilievre on account of him being a dipshit. It’s going to be hilarious when he wins the most seats but the Liberals form government and he has to go back to crying about Mark Carney because he swooped in and took his job.

Wayne Gretzky’s Burner @thetrueboyles.bsky.social · Mar 9

Also, the Louisiana purchase was actually a leasing agreement and it’s expired.

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Wayne Gretzky’s Burner @thetrueboyles.bsky.social · Mar 9

Hard to care about that risk when some random 20 year old with a history of leaking sensitive data is balls deep in your tax information right now.

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Wayne Gretzky’s Burner @thetrueboyles.bsky.social · Mar 9

I worked at Baskin Robbin’s for a summer, so I know a thing or two about handling scoops.

Wayne Gretzky’s Burner @thetrueboyles.bsky.social · Mar 9

They could always become our 11th province. We could call it “New Jeronia”, who says no?

Wayne Gretzky’s Burner @thetrueboyles.bsky.social · Mar 9

Keeping the last name of an ex husband for 45 years is weird, especially when the guy starts boning his stepdaughter that he met when she was 4.

You change that shit.

Wayne Gretzky’s Burner @thetrueboyles.bsky.social · Mar 9

All the chess I’ve ever played has been 3 dimensional.

Wayne Gretzky’s Burner @thetrueboyles.bsky.social · Mar 9

Canada wasn’t boycotting in 2024, DeDipshit.

apple.news/A82tyBL3cTbW...

DeSantis mocks '3.3 million' Canadians who visited Florida: 'Not much of a boycott' — National Post

'Maybe they wanted to get a glimpse of what a Stanley Cup winning hockey team actually looks like'

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Wayne Gretzky’s Burner @thetrueboyles.bsky.social · Mar 7

For those not keeping track at home, Canada is 76-0 in trade wars with the US this week.

Wayne Gretzky’s Burner @thetrueboyles.bsky.social · Mar 6

If your country opens up an entire agency named after a meme coin and headed by the world’s richest man, you might live in a nation of dumbasses.

Wayne Gretzky’s Burner @thetrueboyles.bsky.social · Mar 1

Mah wifeeeeeeeee

Wayne Gretzky’s Burner @thetrueboyles.bsky.social · Feb 27

In human years or dog years?

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Wayne Gretzky’s Burner @thetrueboyles.bsky.social · Feb 26

The new Trump video is reality’s version of African Child, POTUS edition.

Wayne Gretzky’s Burner @thetrueboyles.bsky.social · Feb 26

You’re from BigBallzville?

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Wayne Gretzky’s Burner @thetrueboyles.bsky.social · Feb 26

Well, it finally happened. I found it. My thing. My conservative thing. No child of mine will date a robot! I’m officially robotist! Keep your grubby algorithm off my kids! open.spotify.com/episode/09YM...

She Fell in Love With ChatGPT. Like, Actual Love. With Sex.

The Daily · Episode

open.spotify.com

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