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His aides are suggesting he have plastic surgery to tighten up his neck so he'll make a more attractive corpse.
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I'm pretty sure Fox and NewsMax declined because the new rules weren't restrictive enough.
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I'm pretty sure that NewsMax left because the new guidelines weren't restrictive enough.
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BREAKING: Time Pulls Unflattering Trump Cover Off News Stands, Replaces Photo With More Pleasing Image
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I used to like Cheryl Hines. Now I can't stand to even hear her voice.
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Except Republicans never actually fix anything.
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The only poll that matters is how many elected members of the House and Senate want to impeach him.
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That cover is a clever optical illusion. Look what happens when you turn it sideways:
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"From now on I'm only taking questions from reporters who can talk, kiss my ass, and suck my shroom dick all at the same time."
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She reads the polls. She knows Trumpublicans are being blamed for the shutdown.
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Rush Limbaugh. Charlie Kirk. Who's next? Alex Jones?
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I hope the bankruptcy court forces Jones to sell InfoWars to The Onion, assuming they still want to buy it. If not, I'll bid $1 cash.
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The Benny Show should be playing the theme from The Benny Hill Show
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Serves him right for shaking that tiny slimy orange diseased hand in the first place.