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TheShinyGuy @theshinyguy.bsky.social · 2d

Just close your eyes whenever you hear one of the following:

"Oh geez"
"Kinda hot"
"I'm gonna need you to calm down"

Walk away from the source until you can no longer hear it before opening your eyes again

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TheShinyGuy @theshinyguy.bsky.social · 2d

I have this really neat habit where I make wall-to-wall insane kinky travel plans and then realize I'm actually ✨exhausted✨ right about when I have to start packing.

Anyway, this year's MIR will be brought to you by Red Bull. Can't wait to see y'all shiny creatures!

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TheShinyGuy @theshinyguy.bsky.social · 4d

I'm seeing two hands and a cock that could be... less free

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TheShinyGuy @theshinyguy.bsky.social · 5d

New sleep paralysis demon just dropped

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TheShinyGuy @theshinyguy.bsky.social · 7d

Feel free to clip it on next weekend 😉

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TheShinyGuy @theshinyguy.bsky.social · 14d

Not even locked and for some reason I'm too horny to function 😵‍💫

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TheShinyGuy @theshinyguy.bsky.social · 15d

Ooh, a *real* challenge!

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TheShinyGuy @theshinyguy.bsky.social · 17d

Where do I send in my CV?

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CrewBiker @crewbiker.bsky.social · 23d

Firmware updates successfully completed for @theshinyguy.bsky.social @rbrpupspark.bsky.social at GearBlast:US.

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TheShinyGuy @theshinyguy.bsky.social · 24d

Bous abounded briefly around Berlin

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TheShinyGuy @theshinyguy.bsky.social · 24d

Crossed an ocean, found a 'bou

🦌: @yupcake.is

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TheShinyGuy @theshinyguy.bsky.social · Sep 10

🍝😋

TheShinyGuy @theshinyguy.bsky.social · Sep 6

I know Folsom EU is much, much too big and decentralized of an event to have any hope of meeting everyone, but the number of times in the last week I've seen a post and thought "damn you were there too and I didn't see you?" is much too high. Guess I've gotta go back 😊

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TheShinyGuy @theshinyguy.bsky.social · Sep 3

Are drones considered animals for the purposes of this greeting, or am I excluded? 😢

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TheShinyGuy @theshinyguy.bsky.social · Aug 27

My Folsom spotting guide is the same as it is for every other event: "Look for black and blue in a hat"

Can't wait to see all you beautiful perverts in Berlin!

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TheShinyGuy @theshinyguy.bsky.social · Aug 19

Hottttttttt 🥵

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TheShinyGuy @theshinyguy.bsky.social · Aug 19

Yes, that's usually how a PSA works

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TheShinyGuy @theshinyguy.bsky.social · Aug 9

You have them turned off 😭

TheShinyGuy @theshinyguy.bsky.social · Aug 8

I think I agree, but need to see the back view too. Just to be sure 😈

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TheShinyGuy @theshinyguy.bsky.social · Aug 8

Are you using the date line or opposite longitude from home for east/west? I'd call Tokyo West lol

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TheShinyGuy @theshinyguy.bsky.social · Aug 8

Furthest I've been:

N: Flåm, NO
E: Dubai, AE (well, no trace of Shiny went there, just *tax name*)
S: Cape of Good Hope, ZA
W: Shanghai, CN

One day I want to make it to Perth just for the novelty of having been as far from home as I can practically get 🤓

96_kHz 🔜 MIR @96khz.bsky.social · Aug 8

Furthest I've been:

N: Berlin, Germany
E: Tokyo, Japan
S: San Juan, Puerto Rico
W: Honolulu, Hawaii

Boy Poké from DC @pokedboy.bsky.social · Aug 8

Furthest I’ve been:

N: Iceland
E: Prague, Czechia
S: São Paulo, Brazil
W: Denver, CO

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TheShinyGuy @theshinyguy.bsky.social · Jul 29

BLIP BOOP 👾

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TheShinyGuy @theshinyguy.bsky.social · Jul 29

You sit down to pee and then put it up just to bother people. Because that's just how awful you are 🤪

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TheShinyGuy @theshinyguy.bsky.social · Jul 25

If it were any more Dutch it'd be wearing clogs

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TheShinyGuy @theshinyguy.bsky.social · Jul 24

Amazingly my first time seeing this. Also: 🥴

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