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@thesauruswrecks.bsky.social
· 6h
Because they’re paid not to.
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@thesauruswrecks.bsky.social
· 7h
Is this a sir story? Do they have tears in their eyes?
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@thesauruswrecks.bsky.social
· 8h
How does she think rich people get rich?
By stealing other people’s money.
Capitalism is great until you run out of peasants to fleece and then they get pitchforks.
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@thesauruswrecks.bsky.social
· 8h
Try to imagine how the media would have reacted if those words came out of Biden’s mouth. Or Obama’s.
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@thesauruswrecks.bsky.social
· 9h
It blows my mind that people
Accuse Biden of having an “ego” when Donald “I’m the only one that matters, give me a Nobel prize” Trump exists.
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@thesauruswrecks.bsky.social
· 9h
Remember all those times Fox News spent yelling “NEPOTISM BAD!” at their viewers over Hunter Biden?
Pepperidge Farms remembers.
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@thesauruswrecks.bsky.social
· 11h
The political ads write themselves.
This is your brain in flouride: Normal person.
This is your brain on heroin and brain worms: JFK Jr
Any questions?
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@thesauruswrecks.bsky.social
· 11h
Young republicans showing love for Hitler just goes to show how welcoming the Republican Party can be to all people despite their flaws. It also shows how intolerant liberals can be for reacting so poorly to it.
NYT and WaPo
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@thesauruswrecks.bsky.social
· 11h
Mike Johnson: how does my makeup look? Am I ready? Okay, let’s do this!
a man is dressed as a clown with a rainbow wig
ALT: a man is dressed as a clown with a rainbow wig
media.tenor.com
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@thesauruswrecks.bsky.social
· 11h
I’ll start it…
Stop, collaborating’ with fascists
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@thesauruswrecks.bsky.social
· 12h
Someone smarter than me should rewrite the lyrics to ICE ICE Baby that could be used to mock ICE with.
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@thesauruswrecks.bsky.social
· 12h
It is absolutely crazy pants that they gave Argentina $20 billion and nobody in our media bats an eye.
The media freaked the fuck out if Joe Biden loaned his brother $20 bucks.
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@thesauruswrecks.bsky.social
· 12h
If he all he wanted was to be a mob boss why couldn’t somebody have just let him play one on a poorly written TV show?
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@thesauruswrecks.bsky.social
· 12h
Add healthcare, grocery prices, and Pastors getting hit in the head with pepper balls to the list of things Mike doesn’t think are serious.
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@thesauruswrecks.bsky.social
· 13h
No kid gloves.
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@thesauruswrecks.bsky.social
· 13h
Why not just sue him now? Why wait 48 hours?
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@thesauruswrecks.bsky.social
· 13h
Mike: Is my makeup ready? Ok. Let’s do it.
a man is dressed as a clown with a rainbow wig
ALT: a man is dressed as a clown with a rainbow wig
media.tenor.com
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@thesauruswrecks.bsky.social
· 13h
So our soldiers are asleep?
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@thesauruswrecks.bsky.social
· 13h
Where is the same media that gave Hillary a what for for saying half his supporters are “deplorable”?
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@thesauruswrecks.bsky.social
· 13h
Scaravan 2: Election Boogaloo
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@thesauruswrecks.bsky.social
· 13h
Are you better off now than you were 10
Months ago?
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@thesauruswrecks.bsky.social
· 13h
This reminds me. Have I plugged my new book lately?
By Jake Tapper
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@thesauruswrecks.bsky.social
· 13h
The media’s normalization of it and gaslighting of it had a LOT to do with it.
There was also a lot of wishcasting. Meaning they didn’t report on what he actually said but what they WISHED he had said.
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@thesauruswrecks.bsky.social
· 14h
“Important things”.
Like Bad bunny performing at the Super Bowl?
www.shreveporttimes.com/story/news/l...
Speaker Mike Johnson says he didn’t know who Bad Bunny was before Super Bowl announcement
Speaker Mike Johnson stated the decision to headline Super Bowl should have gone to an artist with a “broader audience” like Lee Greenwood.
www.shreveporttimes.com
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@thesauruswrecks.bsky.social
· 14h
Republicans were NEVER “anti-government”.
They were anti-democracy. They were Pro-fascism. They wanted one party rule.
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