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Daffodil Squeaks

@therubbervoir.bsky.social

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The real OG rubber gardevoir. My soul belongs to my master @nevannedall.bsky.social just his tattoo forever <3 Do not contact me with intent to debate politics or anything controversial i do not care.

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Daffodil Squeaks @therubbervoir.bsky.social · Dec 16

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Rubber shapeshifting gardevoir of the breedable variety.
insatiably needy and emotionally demanding.
Pet of
@nevannedall.bsky.social

Weird subject matter and brainrot results ahead. heavily NSFW focused.
bad vibes get blocked, im not sorry.

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Daffodil Squeaks @therubbervoir.bsky.social · 1m

sometimes i swear they intentionally hire people who just wanna powertrip over normal people.

Daffodil Squeaks @therubbervoir.bsky.social · 31m

this country is so fucking stupid when it comes to border control.

Daffodil Squeaks @therubbervoir.bsky.social · 1h

the brain is saying sad things to me
show me your ladies with huge gocks

Daffodil Squeaks @therubbervoir.bsky.social · 1h

love this goofy ass

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Daffodil Squeaks @therubbervoir.bsky.social · 7h

i could worship masters balls forever...

Daffodil Squeaks @therubbervoir.bsky.social · 10h

the endless debate.
when overfilled with spunk, do you keep every drop in or have it go everywhere. on one hand not spilling a drop is dedication but one cant deny how hot it is to make an extreme mess of virility.

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Daffodil Squeaks @therubbervoir.bsky.social · 16h

The annoying thing about people saying 'id like to do stuff ive just been super busy' isnt that they cant do the thing.

its them saying it constantly, repeatedly, with no attempt to the contrary, long after youve actually given up on them.

Daffodil Squeaks @therubbervoir.bsky.social · 16h

sometimes i wonder if mcdonalds intentionally pumps the scent of their fries into the air because sometimes you smell that shit from 3 kilometres away.

Daffodil Squeaks @therubbervoir.bsky.social · 18h

short, extremely stacked goobers are a favourite.

Daffodil Squeaks @therubbervoir.bsky.social · 18h

bless the shiny voirs.

Daffodil Squeaks @therubbervoir.bsky.social · 20h

horsecock my beloved

Daffodil Squeaks @therubbervoir.bsky.social · 1d

its surprising how common people read 'living latex' as 'pooltoy'
theyre not hollow, sir. they are a golem made out of dense black semifluids.

Daffodil Squeaks @therubbervoir.bsky.social · 1d

look im just saying its not weird to wanna be so massively pregnant and filled with eggs while master kisses you and calls you a good girl.

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FrownTown @frowntown.bsky.social · 1d

WIP

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Daffodil Squeaks @therubbervoir.bsky.social · 2d

I think what id like the most in the world is being able to say i love you without the recipient feeling weird.

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ChunkerBuns @chunkerbuns.bsky.social · 3d

To be in compliance with with Gumroad and Itch policies, Goodra will only be sold with a SFW model. The NSFW variant will be available for free off-site. Just a heads-up, as I try to navigate this bonkers landscape.

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Daffodil Squeaks @therubbervoir.bsky.social · 2d

a good litmus test of my affection for you is how willing i am to suck your dick at the slightest command.

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Daffodil Squeaks @therubbervoir.bsky.social · 3d

t.me/+8t0t7b3UcXc...

Re-made my brainrot channel which i deleted for personal reasons.
This is for sharing art i like with minimal, if any, personal commentary.

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Daffodil Squeaks @therubbervoir.bsky.social · 2d

the content thats straight up incorrect but they dont care because it drives engagement. its 5 minute crafts level of vapid.
youve got people who act like theyre turbo fans of a show when all theyve watched is out of context clips on shorts that are incorrectly subtitled. its maddening.

fuck shorts

Daffodil Squeaks @therubbervoir.bsky.social · 2d

i hate that it encourages content that has no explanation or method. no personality or anything. how so much content is scripted to repeat into itself as if youre going to watch it more than once before closing the window.
im tired of the ai voices over everything.-

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Daffodil Squeaks @therubbervoir.bsky.social · 2d

boomer rant time.
i hate youtube shorts. i hate the ai slop its filled with. the intentionally poorly subtitled clips to drive engagement. the pointless nothingness that every single post is. how people microwave their brains on this content eludes me when it lacks anything engaging or interesting-

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Daffodil Squeaks @therubbervoir.bsky.social · 2d

this games bugs are so weird.
like how does this even happen

Daffodil Squeaks @therubbervoir.bsky.social · 3d

its funny seeing people bitch that some of the new mega evolutions look ass like its an affront to mega evos as if half of them dont look like shit already.

Daffodil Squeaks @therubbervoir.bsky.social · 3d

t.me/+8t0t7b3UcXc...

Re-made my brainrot channel which i deleted for personal reasons.
This is for sharing art i like with minimal, if any, personal commentary.

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Daffodil Squeaks @therubbervoir.bsky.social · 3d

GO HOME GI.

all that time playing rising storm 2 prepared me for this moment