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The real impasta @therealimpasta.bsky.social · 14h

Yeah we have no idea who's gonna win this one lol

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The real impasta @therealimpasta.bsky.social · 18h

Yeah uh, doesn't seem like Winsome Earle-Sears is going to win.

The real impasta @therealimpasta.bsky.social · 1d

I get that this is for high-income swing voter sickos and not me, but I'm utterly confused by the "maybe he should be a Democrat" line. Is he not already?

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The real impasta @therealimpasta.bsky.social · 2d

Probably won't matter, but my ideal turnout in the UES is zero voters

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The real impasta @therealimpasta.bsky.social · 2d

*gulp*

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The real impasta @therealimpasta.bsky.social · 2d

Oh jeez. That sounds awful.

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The real impasta @therealimpasta.bsky.social · 4d

Interesting. Yeah no idea

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The real impasta @therealimpasta.bsky.social · 5d

Not a whole lot of relationships amongst the youth these days.

The real impasta @therealimpasta.bsky.social · 15d

This is, indeed, what the people wanted. They may pretend it's not what they wanted now, but it's what they wanted. Trump made it very clear every single day of the campaign that this is what he was going to do. This is what America wanted.

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The real impasta @therealimpasta.bsky.social · 16d

Made chicken and pasta with pesto and the chicken was actually edible this time :)

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The real impasta @therealimpasta.bsky.social · 18d

"Holds steady"

the lengths outlets will go to protect our big wet boy's feelings

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The real impasta @therealimpasta.bsky.social · 19d

"Avergonzado" is the most important spanish word to learn so that you're not avergonzado when you try to say what you think "embarrassed" is in spanish

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The real impasta @therealimpasta.bsky.social · 19d

Gen Z's favorite TV show is euphoria, which if you took out the sex scenes would be about 5 seconds per episode

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The real impasta @therealimpasta.bsky.social · 19d

No we don't

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The real impasta @therealimpasta.bsky.social · 25d

He's cooked lol

The real impasta @therealimpasta.bsky.social · 27d

Yeah this is what I was just informed was expected

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The real impasta @therealimpasta.bsky.social · 27d

Yup. It's still a live race. This is also before Hakeem Jeffries (quite likely imo) endorses Cuomo

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The real impasta @therealimpasta.bsky.social · Oct 4

Damn and I had to wear a jacket at work today...

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The real impasta @therealimpasta.bsky.social · Oct 4

Damn, do they fr just not have autumn on the east coast anymore?

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The real impasta @therealimpasta.bsky.social · Oct 2

I really was not expecting Trump to turn down their demand, an extension of ACA subsidies that would've only helped the GOP politically, but apparently I overestimated his intelligence

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The real impasta @therealimpasta.bsky.social · Oct 1

If I could only eat one genre of food for the rest of my life, it would definitely be Syrian.

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The real impasta @therealimpasta.bsky.social · Sep 29

Damn, a lot of people just admitting they don't know any Latinos lol

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The real impasta @therealimpasta.bsky.social · Sep 28

The gene pool was not kind to this one

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The real impasta @therealimpasta.bsky.social · Sep 28

(Yes, relation)

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The real impasta @therealimpasta.bsky.social · Sep 24

I definitely feel like Cuomo is running out of time to make this happen

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