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@therealfreshbread.bsky.social

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They/Them big fan of bread. I also like books, Taylor Swift and Warhammer 40k

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Dani @therealfreshbread.bsky.social · 14d

I was excited seeing there would be a netflix doco on Ed Gein, only to find its a one of those fictionalisations looosely based on real events by the Glee guys.

Dani @therealfreshbread.bsky.social · 15d

How much money do I need to get Muppets Race Mania remastered? If we just had it all the problems of the world would dissppear

Dani @therealfreshbread.bsky.social · 26d

Look Im a swiftie but apparently I'm also an ally to the Beehive

Dani @therealfreshbread.bsky.social · Oct 5

Ah classic Schroedingers joke

Dani @therealfreshbread.bsky.social · Oct 3

Lol i love how you thought these were real

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Dani @therealfreshbread.bsky.social · Oct 3

I can make deals with the devil because my Dicks bigger

Dani @therealfreshbread.bsky.social · Oct 3

Dancing Through Lightning Strikes is gonna be in my head forever

Dani @therealfreshbread.bsky.social · Oct 1

Why do gamers care about frames per second, most of y'all have terrible vision

Dani @therealfreshbread.bsky.social · Sep 29

Dani @therealfreshbread.bsky.social · Sep 25

My favourite part of Internet Today is watching Elliots soul leave his body during the ad read I

Dani @therealfreshbread.bsky.social · Sep 24

I hate men. Well not all men.

#notallmen #jokes #humour #oldjoke

Dani @therealfreshbread.bsky.social · Sep 21

Bas Ruten I thought you said Buzz Rogan, and it was a weird jab at bald podcasters

Dani @therealfreshbread.bsky.social · Sep 14

September 14th 2025
I stayed in bed, the wind was blowing, and I played stardew or watched YouTube.
I painted two mushrooms, made a card. But was gladly unproductive.

Dani @therealfreshbread.bsky.social · Sep 11

We very seriously police smoking here

Dani @therealfreshbread.bsky.social · Sep 11

A dude I once knew had this habit of saying he'd stab people,no one (except maybe him) was surprised when he was killed in a stabbing.

Dani @therealfreshbread.bsky.social · Sep 9

more mushrooms

Dani @therealfreshbread.bsky.social · Sep 3

I stop paying attention to Australia and our politics for five minutes and the Nazis showed up.

Dani @therealfreshbread.bsky.social · Sep 3

I'm in remission, but my God am I tired of the doctors appointments and paperwork and having to explain and prove my fatigue. I'm getting fatigue from this fatigue.

Dani @therealfreshbread.bsky.social · Sep 2

Literally Painted by an 8 year old, but also its amazing

Dani @therealfreshbread.bsky.social · Aug 29

Ordered Raw Dog by Jamie Loftus August 29th from my local bookshop in regional Western Australia, which means I'm getting a surprise book i will definitely have forgotten i bought anytime in the next 1 -4 months. #bookshopping #localbookshop #hotdogs #jamieloftus

Dani @therealfreshbread.bsky.social · Aug 14

Me finally watching the Podcast and she basically said the same thing.

Dani @therealfreshbread.bsky.social · Aug 14

I know exactly who needs to hear this but not every limp wristed take on Taylor Swift by AI bots, insecure masc or I hate it because it's cool contrarin needs attention, thought or even a nanojule of your energy.

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Dani @therealfreshbread.bsky.social · Aug 14

Taylor Swift is taking orange back from the fascists

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Dani @therealfreshbread.bsky.social · Jul 26

I don't watch the footy much but why is the Kaiser umpiring gold coast vs Brisbane?

Dani @therealfreshbread.bsky.social · Jul 15

The weekend they found my cancer was also the same weekend I would've been seeing the eras tour if I had been able to get tickets.
Instead of merch I got a biopsy.