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Astarion Ancunín, Esquire

@thepalelawyer.bsky.social

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Y’all are distracting me from playing BG3. 🔞 (NSFW reposts, screenshots, memes, vampire yapping)

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Astarion Ancunín, Esquire @thepalelawyer.bsky.social · 1d

something to brighten Monday. PLEASE LOOK AT THE AMAZING PHOTOS @ajsemprini.bsky.social TOOK of Nerys + Astarion. Highly recommend—she read all my horny lore, got Nerys’ facial markings to glow + showed them in reverse cowgirl (so he can see everything + focus on enjoying without being perceived) 🥺

Nerys, a dark skinned muscular drow woman, kissing Astarion from behind and reaching for his cock. There’s a blue glow around them and Nerys’ facial markings are glowing, too.

Astarion caressing Nerys’ breasts. Her legs are spread and it looks like they’re about to have sex.

Nerys going down on Astarion. She’s wearing lingerie and he looks like he’s about to come.

Nerys riding Astarion in reverse cowgirl in the sunshine.

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Astarion Ancunín, Esquire @thepalelawyer.bsky.social · 6h

a cartoon smiley face with an angry face and a hand covering his mouth

ALT: a cartoon smiley face with an angry face and a hand covering his mouth

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Astarion Ancunín, Esquire @thepalelawyer.bsky.social · 6h

for her to take care of her own needs. She doesn’t believe in making that Astarion’s responsibility alone. But those keen ears mean he can catch her at it and sometimes joins in 😏 a fun game. She loves water so it’s a common activity for her in baths or hot springs, or when Astarion is out hunting.

Astarion Ancunín, Esquire @thepalelawyer.bsky.social · 6h

Definitely. No matter who is in charge during a sexual encounter, Nerys almost always lets Astarion initiate due to his trauma; it’s hard for her to trust his consent is genuine for awhile. Orgasms are important tension release for her, so it’s common… 1/2
#tavqotd

Nerys licking Astarion’s ear and reaching for his cock, pulling down his underwear.
Image by Bonnie’s Gate!

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Astarion Ancunín, Esquire @thepalelawyer.bsky.social · 6h

Nightlight 🥹

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Astarion Ancunín, Esquire @thepalelawyer.bsky.social · 8h

Yeeeeeeehaw

Hourly Astarion @hourlyastarion.bsky.social · 1d

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Misfit Lunatik @misfitlunatik.bsky.social · Jul 11

“I always did have a talent for poor decisions,” Gale muttered.
Astarion grinned, lips brushing skin. “Oh, sweet thing. Then I’m your best mistake yet.”
#bloodweave NSFW ❣️

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Astarion Ancunín, Esquire @thepalelawyer.bsky.social · 10h

Resharing a favorite in honor of making #bloodweave memes today 🤭 Gale is the one speaking here imho

Astarion looking at Gale pouting with the text: oh so your fingers worked when they were inside me last night but today they can’t text me back?

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Marina Tsareva @marinatsareva.bsky.social · Aug 7

Quick winter scene study ❄️✍️ #astarion #bg3 #baldursgate3 #sunsetmountains #dungeonsanddragons

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Astarion Ancunín, Esquire @thepalelawyer.bsky.social · 10h

Throat goat thiriann

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Astarion Ancunín, Esquire @thepalelawyer.bsky.social · 10h

Helllllllll yeah spoil that elf

Thiriann @thiriann.bsky.social · 10h

#BG3Kinktober #nsfw #Astarion #Thiriann #BG3

Kinktober Prompt : Deepthroating

I have a running HC that Thiriann trained herself out of her gag reflex to improve her spellcasting. It comes in handy in other areas as well. 👀

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mochii <3 comms open !! @riicemochii.bsky.social · 23h

(full at the p-place!) astarion is waiting for his treat.. :3c

#BG3 #Astarion #AstarionNSFW

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Văn Dương @dyuongv.bsky.social · 23h

Figure Study with a lot of twist. Someone is smitten~

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Astarion Ancunín, Esquire @thepalelawyer.bsky.social · 10h

😭

Astarion Ancunín, Esquire @thepalelawyer.bsky.social · 10h

I feel like the overwhelming majority of Astarion content I see is straight Tavstarion/daddy dom stuff so I’m not sure I agree, although I do agree he’s certainly a man of duality 💅 💪

Astarion Ancunín, Esquire @thepalelawyer.bsky.social · 11h

Sriracha only heh
#tavqotd

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Moe @mt--art.bsky.social · 13h

#Astarion #bg3 #vampire

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Astarion Ancunín, Esquire @thepalelawyer.bsky.social · 12h

Bloodweave memes for the reluctantly romantic ♥️ thanks as always for the second screenshot @adrielcz.bsky.social —unfortunately for the both of us I really like you 😘 🐱 #bg3memes #bloodweave #bg3 #astarion #gale

Astarion looking uncertainly to Gale with the text: unfortunately for the both of us I really like you

Astarion slightly smirking with Gale saying: your disordered thinking has bewitched me fair maiden

Astarion in elven armor with cat ears laughing prettily with the text: I need a man that will let me bite him for a serotonin boost (same buddy)

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Astarion Ancunín, Esquire @thepalelawyer.bsky.social · 13h

Pigeon hehe cute

Astarion Ancunín, Esquire @thepalelawyer.bsky.social · 14h

The government name 🤣

Astarion Ancunín, Esquire @thepalelawyer.bsky.social · 14h

Adorableeeee

Astarion Ancunín, Esquire @thepalelawyer.bsky.social · 14h

Taiiiiiiiiil 😩

Astarion Ancunín, Esquire @thepalelawyer.bsky.social · 1d

They’re so cute ☺️ I love the horn shape.

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worst girl 🔞 @planetcoma.bsky.social · 1d

I'm sure Cazzy is shaking in his slippers rn

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Weltschmerz's Lil’ Astarion Problem She Can Quit Anytime, No Big @weltschmerzsimp.bsky.social · 1d

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Rain Lily ✨🌿 @asrainlily.bsky.social · 1d

Painting finished!!!
An exercise with realism and acrylics. A first experiment with realism painting inspired by the works of the talented Miurgen. ✨🌿🎨

#paint #astarion #bg3 #baldursgate3 #art #astarionbaldursgate3 #digitalart

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