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theonebmiller.bsky.social @theonebmiller.bsky.social · 5d

a cat wearing a hard hat is looking at a blocked button

ALT: a cat wearing a hard hat is looking at a blocked button

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theonebmiller.bsky.social @theonebmiller.bsky.social · 11d

Wait… is watching on the table?

theonebmiller.bsky.social @theonebmiller.bsky.social · 29d

theonebmiller.bsky.social @theonebmiller.bsky.social · Sep 24

I was, at the time.

theonebmiller.bsky.social @theonebmiller.bsky.social · Sep 24

I know it’s a personal issue, but I don’t like the tone in which my Apple Watch asks “Are YOU walking???!?!”

theonebmiller.bsky.social @theonebmiller.bsky.social · Sep 22

How would you know who stole the cookie from the cookie jar unless you were there?

Who me? Yes You.

Couldn’t be! Then who?

Man ion eem know. I was at nap time.

theonebmiller.bsky.social @theonebmiller.bsky.social · Sep 20

Trick question. Nobody should be 100% of either.

Fountain Coke
Glass Bottle Coke
Plastic Bottle Cherry Pepsi
Can Pepsi

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theonebmiller.bsky.social @theonebmiller.bsky.social · Sep 18

TGAAM

theonebmiller.bsky.social @theonebmiller.bsky.social · Sep 18

It is the Best one, since they have the Salad spinner.

theonebmiller.bsky.social @theonebmiller.bsky.social · Sep 17

Pineapple or Grape.

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theonebmiller.bsky.social @theonebmiller.bsky.social · Sep 17

Phrases from 1997

Nation of Neal @icecoldjd1906.bsky.social · Sep 17

I’m going to sizzler for dinner.

theonebmiller.bsky.social @theonebmiller.bsky.social · Sep 13

Log off

theonebmiller.bsky.social @theonebmiller.bsky.social · Sep 13

Yes.

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theonebmiller.bsky.social @theonebmiller.bsky.social · Sep 12

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theonebmiller.bsky.social @theonebmiller.bsky.social · Sep 9

They tryna skip steps. “At least you know I got a good job”. Lol

theonebmiller.bsky.social @theonebmiller.bsky.social · Sep 9

3,5,11

YEEEERRRRRRR @playboidre.bsky.social · Jan 10

What’s y’all favorite top 3 pair of Jordan’s?

It’s 1, 5, and 11 for me
#SneakerSky

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theonebmiller.bsky.social @theonebmiller.bsky.social · Sep 9

For what it’s worth, I told yall to fire Chip Kelly before yall officially hired him.

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theonebmiller.bsky.social @theonebmiller.bsky.social · Sep 6

That’s the secret. We crash out.

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theonebmiller.bsky.social @theonebmiller.bsky.social · Sep 5

Anything within the Calendar year.

Now the phrase “JUST the other day” is within a week.

theonebmiller.bsky.social @theonebmiller.bsky.social · Sep 5

a cartoon of bob 's burgers says oh yeahh !!

ALT: a cartoon of bob 's burgers says oh yeahh !!

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theonebmiller.bsky.social @theonebmiller.bsky.social · Sep 5

Pure Energy

theonebmiller.bsky.social @theonebmiller.bsky.social · Sep 4

Imma need em to go thru it all.

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theonebmiller.bsky.social @theonebmiller.bsky.social · Sep 4

I came into A Boat load of vinyl and now I’m pretty sure I have a new hobby.

Cc: @pitbullinpearls.bsky.social

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theonebmiller.bsky.social @theonebmiller.bsky.social · Sep 4

Set up the Verzuz