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Matt

@thenewplaid.bsky.social

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I make ok vegetarian food, and put eyes on it (for my wife).

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Matt @thenewplaid.bsky.social · Feb 2

I got to thinking … will people think the intent of my posts is art or humor? And then I went down a philosophical rabbit hole, and decided it doesn’t matter. 🤷‍♀️

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Matt @thenewplaid.bsky.social · Apr 26

Pad T’eye

#foodie
#foodart
#vegetarian
#eyes
#padthai

Matt @thenewplaid.bsky.social · Mar 1

Matt @thenewplaid.bsky.social · Feb 28

Matt @thenewplaid.bsky.social · Feb 22

It was an honor to stand with you! Eager for next time!

Matt @thenewplaid.bsky.social · Feb 13

I’m looking through you.

#brusselssprouts
#eyes
#vegetarian
#uncannyvalley

Partially obscured bowl of roasted vegetables and garbanzo beans. Candy eyes placed on quartered Brussels sprouts, imitating the shape of a human eye. It looks at you, unsettlingly.

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Matt @thenewplaid.bsky.social · Feb 4

Soba … SO….. BA…….

#vegetarian
#eyes
#chopsticks
#vegetariancooking
#dinner

Crossed candy eyes planted in sprigs of broccoli, amidst tofu cubes and chopped carrots. Below, soba noodles. Above, sesame seeds and scallions. All in a white bowl. Chopsticks planted firmly in the right side. Glass table beneath the bowl.

Matt @thenewplaid.bsky.social · Feb 3

Ranking art is weird.
#grammys

Matt @thenewplaid.bsky.social · Feb 2

That sentimental stuff doesn’t suit you. At all.

Matt @thenewplaid.bsky.social · Feb 2

Goddamnit. I liked Aldi.

Matt @thenewplaid.bsky.social · Feb 2

Meet your heroes.

Matt @thenewplaid.bsky.social · Feb 2

I got to thinking … will people think the intent of my posts is art or humor? And then I went down a philosophical rabbit hole, and decided it doesn’t matter. 🤷‍♀️