The Natidude
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Born like this, into this.
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I wish I could be 14 again, but only so I could watch a crummy VHS of THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE for the first time and have the shit scared out of me.
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All time banger. Never gets old.
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You could have just said David Brooks and saved me a click.
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Joking about Nazi getting shot: Bad
Being a Nazi: Good
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Kids love to make fun of a guy getting popped by a sniper in public too! Kids, man!
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I'm not sure this message is playing as well as they think, but I'm also deeply out of touch with the common clay.
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Be advised that this peace deal means the first paragraph of his obit will contain the phrase, "a complicated legacy" or similar.
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The people not expecting a Year Two regression, yes.
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Seriously, live a little, people!
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Me to all the little babies freaking out about the Commanders:
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I dunno I’m not a seaman
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*Matt Foley voice* Say dad is that the ‘85 Bears over there??
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*Tim Robinson voice* Yes they do!
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I can't be the only one thinking of this...
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Good reminder to Canada that they're still our little brother (with better healthcare).
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My favorite (and only) Mike Shildt memory is when he said this after beating the Braves in 2019... and then we promptly swept their fuckin ass.