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The Middlest Hobo
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Lawful Chaotic. Drawn to the absurd. Pulls at the loose strings of reality every once in a while.
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The Middlest Hobo @themiddlesthobo.bsky.social · Jun 22
We have to imagine a world so AWESOME, so JOYFUL, so KIND, so UNOPPRESSED, so UNREPRESSED, & so TRANSFORMATIVE that it will inspire people to openly rise up and fight for it.
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The Middlest Hobo @themiddlesthobo.bsky.social · 4d
"A is AAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!"
Cowboy Jimmy Barnes in the Big Enough video, screaming from the heavens.
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The Middlest Hobo @themiddlesthobo.bsky.social · 5d
Saturday night's alright for dancing.
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Rusty - Wake Me [Official Video]
YouTube video by Handsome Boy Records
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The Middlest Hobo @themiddlesthobo.bsky.social · 7d
Wendy the Good Little Switch.
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The Middlest Hobo @themiddlesthobo.bsky.social · 8d
"Have a good day!"

There are GOOD days?
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The Middlest Hobo @themiddlesthobo.bsky.social · 11d
'Lil Muffin Noir
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The Middlest Hobo @themiddlesthobo.bsky.social · 11d
Have you ever faced any consequences for your crimes?
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The Middlest Hobo @themiddlesthobo.bsky.social · 12d
Professional [noun]: a person competent or skilled in a particular activity.
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The Middlest Hobo @themiddlesthobo.bsky.social · 13d
I love this movie so much.
Amplified Lion's Roar attack from Kung Fu Hustle Buddhist Palm move from Fung Fu Hustle The Harpists from Kung Fu Hustle
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The Middlest Hobo @themiddlesthobo.bsky.social · 13d
This war on gender oddly reminds me of industrial farming.

Capitalism winnows nature down to the most profitable monocultures.

In a way, people are also a crop - harvested for subscriptions, rent, purchases, etc.

By limiting gender to a binary, they get a dependable monoculture to reap from.
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The Middlest Hobo @themiddlesthobo.bsky.social · 13d
Social Media & AI are faint echoes of human interaction & companionship.

If you struggle with socializing, a faint echo can feel like a booming reverberation.

Companies know this & make billions off of our burning desire to connect.

It's not a loneliness epidemic, it's a loneliness harvest.
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The Middlest Hobo @themiddlesthobo.bsky.social · 14d
Captain American Pie
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The Middlest Hobo @themiddlesthobo.bsky.social · 14d
The "Moe at the bachelor auction" energy he gives is completely off the charts.
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The Middlest Hobo @themiddlesthobo.bsky.social · 14d
Ironically, that notification itself is a real-life manifestation of the "NO SADNESS ALLOWED" sign you drew.
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The Middlest Hobo @themiddlesthobo.bsky.social · 15d
These are the times to think of when, to feel the now, to dream of then.
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The Middlest Hobo @themiddlesthobo.bsky.social · 15d
I think there's a misconception about living life as Jesus did.

Being kind & compassionate is great, but it doesn't reflect his life's work.

To truly live like Jesus, publicly call out the hypocrisy & injustice done against the poor & oppressed so loudly that the ruling class wants to kill you.
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The Middlest Hobo @themiddlesthobo.bsky.social · 15d
a woman is sitting at a table with a napkin on it
Alt: Ann from Arrested Development preparing her mayonegg.
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The Middlest Hobo @themiddlesthobo.bsky.social · 15d
"So, let me get this straight. For Frodo?"
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The Middlest Hobo @themiddlesthobo.bsky.social · 16d
I think true crime shows are popular with women because the stories are set in an aspirational world where it is possible for men to get caught and consistently face real consequences for their crimes.
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The Middlest Hobo @themiddlesthobo.bsky.social · 16d
A secret third type of clock spin that has you spiraling in a tidally locked orbit around control.
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The Middlest Hobo @themiddlesthobo.bsky.social · 17d
2369 was a good vintage year.
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The Middlest Hobo @themiddlesthobo.bsky.social · 17d
Trees must think we're these odd little critters who fight over which genders are allowed to participate in life and obsess over obtaining imaginary numbers.
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The Middlest Hobo @themiddlesthobo.bsky.social · 17d
I don't recall dealing with Ticketmaster...ever?
A friend usually got 'em & we paid 'em, so today was the 1st time I used 'em.
WHY all the markups (?), up-sells, & "protection" money?
WHY do I need to pay you to protect the tickets you just sold me?
Just give me my fucking tickets, dammit.
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The Middlest Hobo @themiddlesthobo.bsky.social · 17d
I'm Gen X and I have seen a lot of violence & despair in my storied life, but nothing I experienced was as painful as dealing with the Ticketmaster website just now.
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The Middlest Hobo @themiddlesthobo.bsky.social · 17d
Ennui
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The Middlest Hobo @themiddlesthobo.bsky.social · 17d
If we outlawed media advertising, would that destroy capitalism?
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