Bebje did not want the grapes that I bought yesterday. Instead he asked for regular grapes which are "gween cunchy gwapes that grow on twees" Miraculously, I found an unopened bag of green crunchy grapes that grow on trees right in the fridge where I thought I had put the grapes I bought yesterday.
Last night, the vent for the AC popped out of the window and clattered loudly on the floor, waking us up. My response: "Whaa...?!" Bebje's response: "Why are we doing this?"
The cats are in carriers to come with me to work Bebje: "Suh-Wedmun is scwatching to get out?" Me: "Yep" Bebje: "Scwatching isnn get-outing, Suh-Wedmun"
JK Rowling now has an online form for TERFs who want to sue trans people. Everyone keep a careful eye out to make sure nobody accidentally pastes the Bee Movie script in there.
Bebje: "I'm coughing because dares miruses in my bum." Me: "oh no! How do we get rid of them?" Bebje: "we smack our bum with our hands. Let's do it" ::Bebje proceeds to smack his bum repeatedly::
Bebje insisted on being in the bathroom with me, but then decided it was taking too long. As he left, he shut the door behind him. But he stopped looking enough to look over his shoulder and say, "have a nice poo"
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