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The Lavender Witch

@thelavenderwitch.bsky.social

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Not safe for clout goblins. Tarot reader, witch, goth, queer. They/them. https://ko-fi.com/thelavenderwitch

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The Lavender Witch @thelavenderwitch.bsky.social · Jun 4

FYI, my Ko-fi shop takes a chunk, too. So, if you're booking something, use the Donation tab, not the shop, and send me a DM about what you booked. I need the money more than they do. #witchsky #tarotsky

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The Lavender Witch @thelavenderwitch.bsky.social · 8h

That's the plan, I guess

The Lavender Witch @thelavenderwitch.bsky.social · 8h

I've never met a well-off or rich person willing to share. Not one.

The Lavender Witch @thelavenderwitch.bsky.social · 9h

Would be lovely, it's been a sadly quiet October.

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The Lavender Witch @thelavenderwitch.bsky.social · 9h

I'll be in awe of it once I manage to get it for myself.

The Lavender Witch @thelavenderwitch.bsky.social · 9h

When people think Gates is "one of the good billionaires" No such things, dumbass.

The Lavender Witch @thelavenderwitch.bsky.social · 9h

So true, let's hope I get some clients.

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The Lavender Witch @thelavenderwitch.bsky.social · 10h

Stay with Windows 10, people. You just have to be smart and not go to shady websites, especially porn websites.

Tom Warren @tomwarren.co.uk · 17h

This is the future of Windows. Microsoft wants to rewrite Windows to turn computers into AI PCs that you talk to. It's now bringing AI features to all Windows 11 PCs today, in a bid to convince you to talk to your PC and let AI control it. Full details 👇 www.theverge.com/news/799768/...

Microsoft wants you to talk to your PC and let AI control it

Copilot Voice and Vision are now rolling out.

www.theverge.com

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The Lavender Witch @thelavenderwitch.bsky.social · 11h

They're done, they turned their backs on their core customers.

The Lavender Witch @thelavenderwitch.bsky.social · 11h

It's the house I hope to own some day.

The Lavender Witch @thelavenderwitch.bsky.social · 11h

A lot of Killstar designs look like AI lately.

The Lavender Witch @thelavenderwitch.bsky.social · 11h

Would anyone judge me if I really wanted this Killstar snowglobe?

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The Lavender Witch @thelavenderwitch.bsky.social · 11h

These new Killstar tarot cards are so ass. They're so soulless.

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The Lavender Witch @thelavenderwitch.bsky.social · 17h

Working on two baneful spells at once is not for the weak. #witch #witchsky

a pug dog is laying on a rug with its eyes closed and the caption uugghhhh

Alt: a pug dog is laying on a rug with its eyes closed and the caption uugghhhh

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The Lavender Witch @thelavenderwitch.bsky.social · 1d

Lowkey, missing the time on 2021 when it looked like I had about a dozen witch friends. They all vanished fast because I called out an abuser and got doxxed.

The Lavender Witch @thelavenderwitch.bsky.social · 1d

When I return to drag my name will be Ana L. Wartz.

The Lavender Witch @thelavenderwitch.bsky.social · 1d

Got the sudden urge to watch Ojamajo Doremi. Oh, it's been so long.

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The Lavender Witch @thelavenderwitch.bsky.social · 1d

You know it's bad when you weird out a cat.

The Lavender Witch @thelavenderwitch.bsky.social · 2d

That's a huge achievement, though.

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The Lavender Witch @thelavenderwitch.bsky.social · 2d

The other day, I overheard a group of very young boys talking about how much porn they each have access to.

Those parents need to be in jail for neglect.