beetlejess
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thejessness.bsky.social
right? bit lazy. the matrix is 25yo already
thejessness.bsky.social
lol yeah i’m basing my opinion of the film on the few snippets i’ve seen and the fact that JL sucks. i’ll let husb vet it for me but unlikely i’ll watch it
thejessness.bsky.social
quote this with the first four horror movies that come to your mind that are 10/10s for you

barbarian
talk to me
jacob’s ladder
event horizon
doriandawes.bsky.social
Quote this with the first four horror movies that come to your mind that are 10/10s for you. No cheating. Just the first four that pop into your head.

Messiah of Evil
City of the Living Dead
Phenomena
Hellraiser
devilsdoorbell.bsky.social
Quote this with the first four horror movies that come to your mind that are 10/10s for you. No cheating. Just the first four that pop into your head.

The Witch
The Devils
Kill List
Mandy
thejessness.bsky.social
did that wack ass movie give us the best NIN album since The Fragile?
possibly yes ❤️‍🔥
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day10machine.bsky.social
Please shop in my shoppe
day10machine.bsky.social
I recently lowered almost all the prices in my little shop.
So now is a great time to take a look! :)
#BSNM
ko-fi.com/day10machine...
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bilboyaga.bsky.social
If you’re upset by folks asking for alt text, help make accessibility the norm so no one has to ask.

If you’re unfamiliar, learn via the links and images below. Enable the “require alt text” setting.

If you’re unable, the Alt4Me hashtag will summon help.

If you’re unwilling, go back to Twitter.
Infographic featuring a photo of a capybara. 

Writing Alt Text: identify who, expression, description, color, and interesting features. 

The completed example reads, “A capybara looking relaxed in a hot spa. Yellow yuzu fruits are floating in the water, and one is balanced on the top of the capybara’s head.” Screenshot of the bluesky accessibility settings that shows the “require alt text before posting” setting toggled on and underlined for emphasis.
thejessness.bsky.social
oh! i’ve not seen Bring Her Back, looks like a goodie
thejessness.bsky.social
Match on tubi. there was something else but i can’t remember what it was
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ohrobin.bsky.social
“I know I make people feel uncomfortable! That’s my entire brand.”

Climate Defiance interrupting a Cuomo presser in the best possible way.
thejessness.bsky.social
looool even that tall guy is trying not to laugh
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authorwinifred.blacksky.app
What we're seeing is confidence.

The entirety of the power structure is *confident* we have no other choice but to accept a surveillance state with malleable reality and even-whiter authoritarian rule.

We STILL get a say in whether or not that confidence is misplaced but for how long I don't know.
thejessness.bsky.social
i like the yellow coz they look good against the dark mode bg 💛
thejessness.bsky.social
it’s gotta be something like that right?
i’ll stick with the soundtrack
thejessness.bsky.social
lol. his account is literally just replies to people he’s already blocked. he definitely gets how social media works
thejessness.bsky.social
he’s the worst thing about every movie he’s in
thejessness.bsky.social
it amazes me how this chump’s films always bomb and yet they just keep casting him
rincewind.run
that Tron is a franchise in the first place never really made a lot of sense to me, it's not like the original was even that much of a cult classic

I guess Legacy did okay at the box office? probably mostly on the strength of those Olivia Wilde promo pictures

but who was demanding Jared Leto Tron
gizmodo.com
A new report suggests that the disastrous opening weekend for the Jared-Leto-starring sequel may lead to Disney pulling the plug on the Grid once and for all.
thejessness.bsky.social
oh and more benzos. defs.
thejessness.bsky.social
how did that even turn out? was it eventually 50/50?
thejessness.bsky.social
is peterson eating enough raw meat? it would probably fix him
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utilitylimb.bsky.social
can’t believe it took you this long to leave that website run by admitted nazis and join this website run by closeted nazis
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darryldaugherty.bsky.social
Thinking about getting a piercing and I reckon a lobotomy would suit me best.
thejessness.bsky.social
planet selfish cunt i think