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The Dark Lord

@thehealingtype.bsky.social

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“Don’t Make Me Use This” - Me holding my tongue Emotionally intelligent. Slightly unwell. Always the main character. IG: @_thehealingtype

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The Dark Lord @thehealingtype.bsky.social · 1d

How to Know if a Scorpio Loves You:

If they forgive you.

The Dark Lord @thehealingtype.bsky.social · 8d

The cognitive dissonance that poor YTs feel when we talk about systemic racism is the same cognitive dissonance that black men feel when women talk about the patriarchy. Just because you haven’t benefited as much as other people from systems of oppression doesn’t mean that You’re not complicit in it

The Dark Lord @thehealingtype.bsky.social · 9d

Having cysts and fibroids should qualify women for disability

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The Dark Lord @thehealingtype.bsky.social · 10d

I’m doing it this year, the last 2 years I spent overseas on my birthday so I do t mind being busy for this one

Thee Spooky BlackSky👨🏾‍🍳 @xavierbeloved.blacksky.app · 10d

AYEEEEE I GOT A SERIOUS QUESTION (this not a thread)

Do yall go to work on yall Birthday?

The Dark Lord @thehealingtype.bsky.social · 10d

Letting a weed smoker watch your kids is like sending them to Montessori school

The Dark Lord @thehealingtype.bsky.social · 11d

Petunia did all that hating on Lily just to become a more powerful witch than her in True Blood 😂😂😂

The Dark Lord @thehealingtype.bsky.social · 11d

Daft punk soft launched me into EDM & House music culture back in the early 2000’s

The Dark Lord @thehealingtype.bsky.social · 12d

It’s just something about the pushed up circular look on the outer sides of Scarlett Johansson’s eyes that scream Down syndrome

The Dark Lord @thehealingtype.bsky.social · 14d

You’re welcome! Good luck

The Dark Lord @thehealingtype.bsky.social · 14d

She really ain’t the brightest crayon in the box 😂 I used to think Jason was stupid, they are equally ignant

Sorcerer Grip Supreme 🪄 🪄 🧚🏾‍♀️ @bluejayflyes.bsky.social · 14d

Oooooh yea now I got too ima be honest I never took miss stack house as intelligent so this bout to be funny

The Dark Lord @thehealingtype.bsky.social · 14d

A little tip, sprinkle a small bit of ground coffee & sugar in your shoes to secure the position. I got both jobs I applied for by doing this for my interview 🪄

HERbron James 🐐 @meekayelah.bsky.social · 14d

Y’all… after a month of being jobless, and being told I’m “overqualified” for damn near everything I applied to… ya girl has three interviews next week 🥹

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The Dark Lord @thehealingtype.bsky.social · 14d

Girl, go ahead and start. Just remember, Sookie is probably stupider than you remember her being

Sorcerer Grip Supreme 🪄 🪄 🧚🏾‍♀️ @bluejayflyes.bsky.social · 16d

You’re reminding me I was sposd to start this with my friend 3 weeks ago 😭😭

The Dark Lord @thehealingtype.bsky.social · 14d

Dr. Umar & Orlando Brown are EFFORTLESSLY funny 😂🤣 Top Tier comedy in my book

The Dark Lord @thehealingtype.bsky.social · 16d

Ever since I started re-watching True Blood, physically I am here, but mentally I’m in Bon Temps

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The Dark Lord @thehealingtype.bsky.social · 17d

I’m not celebrating no anniversaries of unhappily married couples. Gtfoh with that shit! Prove to your spouse it’s real quick involving mfs who know yall marriage ain’t worth shit

The Dark Lord @thehealingtype.bsky.social · 18d

The problem with religion is that it can be very invasive. Religious people don’t care that every human has the right to live their lives exactly how they see fit. For some reason they think that right only applies to them & the people who have the same beliefs as them.

The Dark Lord @thehealingtype.bsky.social · 19d

I used to want to be a Flight Attendant so bad but it never happened for me. Now, I look back, glad asf bc they be miserable, they paid less than I am now & they have to deal with so many types of people. I think I was being saved

The Dark Lord @thehealingtype.bsky.social · 19d

YT bitches who eat Caesar salad be messy asf

The Dark Lord @thehealingtype.bsky.social · Sep 22

Yall don’t remember being young asf & going into spice cabinet and trying different seasonings, herbs, and spices to see what their flavor was

The Dark Lord @thehealingtype.bsky.social · Sep 18

I didn’t know I was supposed to respect older men who consistently try to holla at me

The Dark Lord @thehealingtype.bsky.social · Sep 10

Next they’re gonna be calling Charlie a martyr

The Dark Lord @thehealingtype.bsky.social · Sep 9

In a way, today is 9-9-9 because 2+0+2+5=9

The Dark Lord @thehealingtype.bsky.social · Sep 9

Protect yall kids! My daughter just told me about one of her friends (IN FKN MIDDLE SCHOOL) who had grown men sending her dick pics on Snapchat

The Dark Lord @thehealingtype.bsky.social · Sep 6

Ewwwwwww I just got the ICK soooo bad🤢

The Dark Lord @thehealingtype.bsky.social · Sep 6

Yes Ladies 👏🏾 We suing mfs & finding creative ways to do it 😂🥳

Anna Stesia @onlychyld.blacksky.app · Sep 6

This tickled me.

Split photo of Adin Ross and Megan the Stallion with the caption

Adin Ross confirms he's been served a deposition by Megan Thee Stallion for a defamation lawsuit related to the Tory Lanez case. He says Megan/her team sent a Mariachi band that played music outside of his house to lure him out, the Mariachi band then served him.