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TheFlatNoodle @theflatnoodle.com · 1d

New Video: COD: Black Ops 2 (2012) - Mission 1: Pyrrhic Victory

The year is 1986 and David Mason is heading to Angola to find Woods who failed to report in. We need to make our way across the Savannah, down a river and through a jungle in order to esca...

COD: Black Ops 2 (2012) - Mission 1: Pyrrhic Victory

The year is 1986 and David Mason is heading to Angola to find Woods who failed to report in. We need to make our way across the Savannah, down a river and through a jungle in order to escape, all while evading MPLA forces who are being backed by a surprising source. Meanwhile in 2025, Mason's son A

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TheFlatNoodle @theflatnoodle.com · 2d

New Video: COD: Black Ops (2010) - Mission 14: Redemption

In the final mission, Mason and Hudson assault a Soviet freighter near the U.S. coastline broadcasting numbers to sleeper agents.

As they infiltrate the ship and move further through it, the re...

COD: Black Ops (2010) - Mission 14: Redemption

In the final mission, Mason and Hudson assault a Soviet freighter near the U.S. coastline broadcasting numbers to sleeper agents. As they infiltrate the ship and move further through it, the realise the ship is not quite what it appears to be. Will they be able to find the numbers station broadca

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TheFlatNoodle @theflatnoodle.com · 5d

New Video: COD: Black Ops (2010) - Mission 13: Revelations

It's getting close to Dragovitch's sleeper agents being activated and releasing the Nova 6 gas across the USA.

The interrogators are revealed as being Hudson and Weaver who have been...

COD: Black Ops (2010) - Mission 13: Revelations

It's getting close to Dragovitch's sleeper agents being activated and releasing the Nova 6 gas across the USA. The interrogators are revealed as being Hudson and Weaver who have been trying to get Mason to remember his time at Vorkuta where he was brainwashed and implanted with knowledge of how the

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TheFlatNoodle @theflatnoodle.com · 6d

New Video: COD: Black Ops (2010) - Mission 12: Rebirth

It turns out Dragovich and Kravchenko have been operating outside of Soviet command's orders and they want to bring down the USA to further their own aims. With this in mind, the US and USSR se...

COD: Black Ops (2010) - Mission 12: Rebirth

It turns out Dragovich and Kravchenko have been operating outside of Soviet command's orders and they want to bring down the USA to further their own aims. With this in mind, the US and USSR send a join team in after them. Hudson leads a joint CIA and Spetsnaz assault on Rebirth Island in and attem

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TheFlatNoodle @theflatnoodle.com · 8d

New Video: COD: Black Ops (2010) - Mission 11: Payback

We're back in Vietnam with Mason, Bowman and Woods who are being forced to play "Russian Roulette" by the Viet Cong and Spetsnaz soldiers holding them.

COD: Black Ops (2010) - Mission 11: Payback

We're back in Vietnam with Mason, Bowman and Woods who are being forced to play "Russian Roulette" by the Viet Cong and Spetsnaz soldiers holding them. While they're able to escape, one of the team isn't so luck and is killed while the remaining members hijack a helicopter and assault enemy camps,

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TheFlatNoodle @theflatnoodle.com · 9d

New Video: COD: Black Ops (2010) - Mission 10: WMD

Protected by a SR-71 Blackbird Spy Plane on overwatch, Hudson leads a CIA team into a Soviet outpost in the Ural Mountains.

They infiltrate using a HALO jump, sabotage the facility, and fight through S...

COD: Black Ops (2010) - Mission 10: WMD

Protected by a SR-71 Blackbird Spy Plane on overwatch, Hudson leads a CIA team into a Soviet outpost in the Ural Mountains. They infiltrate using a HALO jump, sabotage the facility, and fight through Soviet soldiers. The objective is to locate Nova 6 and track Steiner who is helping Dragovich perfe

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TheFlatNoodle @theflatnoodle.com · 10d

Hello my Noods! I hope you're having a fun time!

I'll be going live on Twitch in a few minutes so hop on over and join in the chaos

🎃As it's spooky season we'll be playing some horror games and todays is ALIEN: ISOLATION🦇

👉 www.twitch.tv/TheFla...

TheFlatNoodle @theflatnoodle.com · 12d

New Video: COD: Black Ops (2010) - Mission 9: Crash Site

Mason, Woods and Bowman take to the Mekong River in order to reach a downed Soviet cargo plane that is believed to be carrying Nova 6.

There's a heavy Viet Cong presence along the river and...

COD: Black Ops (2010) - Mission 9: Crash Site

Mason, Woods and Bowman take to the Mekong River in order to reach a downed Soviet cargo plane that is believed to be carrying Nova 6. There's a heavy Viet Cong presence along the river and Mason must take out the resistance in trucks and towers along the banks using the gunboat's missiles. When r

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TheFlatNoodle @theflatnoodle.com · 13d

I see that "The Divine Anchor" is no more and Call Of Shame is returning

I guess the call of God that they claimed to have heard wasn't that strong after all when compared to the call of Adsense

TheFlatNoodle @theflatnoodle.com · 13d

New Video: COD: Black Ops (2010) - Mission 8: Victor Charlie

Returning to Mason in 1968, the team searches for Dragovich in Vietnam.

Mason, Woods, and Bowman infiltrate Viet Cong tunnels, gather intelligence, and escape under heavy pursuit.

COD: Black Ops (2010) - Mission 8: Victor Charlie

Returning to Mason in 1968, the team searches for Dragovich in Vietnam. Mason, Woods, and Bowman infiltrate Viet Cong tunnels, gather intelligence, and escape under heavy pursuit. Continuing their hunt for Dragovich’s operations, the team come across Dragovich's right-hand-man, Kravchenko's, sec

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TheFlatNoodle @theflatnoodle.com · 15d

New Video: COD: Black Ops (2010) - Mission 7: Project Nova

We're back with Victor Reznov and his role in the capture of a new secret German weapon that they must capture after the fall of the Third Reich.

Soviet forces assault a German ship in the...

COD: Black Ops (2010) - Mission 7: Project Nova

We're back with Victor Reznov and his role in the capture of a new secret German weapon that they must capture after the fall of the Third Reich. Soviet forces assault a German ship in the Arctic Circle to seize a stockpile of a chemical weapon, Nova 6. After the mission's success, USSR Soldiers

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TheFlatNoodle @theflatnoodle.com · 16d

New Video: COD: Black Ops (2010) - Mission 6: Numbers

Hudson leads a CIA strike team into Kowloon City, Hong Kong, in 1968.

The objective is to capture Dr. Daniel Clarke, a scientist working for Dragovich. Clarke reveals information about a numbers bro...

COD: Black Ops (2010) - Mission 6: Numbers

Hudson leads a CIA strike team into Kowloon City, Hong Kong, in 1968. The objective is to capture Dr. Daniel Clarke, a scientist working for Dragovich. Clarke reveals information about a numbers broadcast system controlling sleeper agents which are due to attack the USA. Hudson and Weaver must lea

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TheFlatNoodle @theflatnoodle.com · 17d

I’ve reviewed the Star Trek Voyager: Across the Unknown demo!

From crew management to away missions and chance-based gameplay

Here’s what works (and what doesn’t) in this Star Trek rogue-lite

Watch now: youtu.be/8Huzbmzmw4g

I Tried the New Star Trek Voyager Roguelite...It’s Actually Great! (Across the Unknown Full Review)

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TheFlatNoodle @theflatnoodle.com · 18d

Is this the best Star Trek game yet?

Star Trek Voyager — Across The Unknown demo play through

Join the crew of the USS Voyager as they're transported to the Delta Quadrant, fight new foes and try to find a way home

Is This The Best Star Trek Game Yet? Star Trek Voyager — Across The Unknown Demo

The demo for the newest Star Trek Game: "Star Trek Voyager: Across The Unknown" is available to play via Steam now. Take command of the U.S.S Voyager as you're transported across the galaxy to the Delta quadrant where you encounter the Ocampa, Kazon, Talaxians and the banjo-playing Caretaker (you'l

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TheFlatNoodle @theflatnoodle.com · 19d

New Video: COD: Black Ops (2010) - Mission 5: TheDefector

Mason and SOG forces enter Huế City during the Tet Offensive. Their goal is to rescue a Russian defector with key information on Dragovich

Mason has to fight through North Vietnamese forces an...

COD: Black Ops (2010) - Mission 5: The Defector

Mason and SOG forces enter Huế City during the Tet Offensive. Their goal is to rescue a Russian defector with key information on Dragovich Mason has to fight through North Vietnamese forces and secure the safe house to reach the defector before Dragovich's men do. As the mission draws to a close w

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TheFlatNoodle @theflatnoodle.com · 20d

New Video: COD: Black Ops (2010) - Mission 4: S.O.G

We're transported forward 5 years to 1968 during the Vietnam War.

Mason, Woods, and Bowman defend must Khe Sanh against North Vietnamese Army attacks.

This is during the start of the Tet Offens...

COD: Black Ops (2010) - Mission 4: S.O.G

We're transported forward 5 years to 1968 during the Vietnam War. Mason, Woods, and Bowman defend must Khe Sanh against North Vietnamese Army attacks. This is during the start of the Tet Offensive which saw Soviet backed forces from North Vietnam push south to try and kick out the US soldiers and

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TheFlatNoodle @theflatnoodle.com · 22d

New Video: COD: Black Ops (2010) - Mission 3: U.S.D.D/Executive Order

After his escape for Vorkuta and return to the USA, Mason is taken to the Pentagon in 1963 to meet President John F. Kennedy.

During this briefing, Kennedy authorizes Mason to assas...

COD: Black Ops (2010) - Mission 3: U.S.D.D/Executive Order

After his escape for Vorkuta and return to the USA, Mason is taken to the Pentagon in 1963 to meet President John F. Kennedy. During this briefing, Kennedy authorizes Mason to assassinate Dragovich and on these orders the CIA team of Mason, Hudson, and Woods infiltrate a Soviet cosmodrome in Kazak

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TheFlatNoodle @theflatnoodle.com · 23d

New Video: COD: Black Ops (2010) - Mission 2: Vorkuta

After being captured in Cuba, Mason has been transported overseas and imprisoned in a Soviet labor camp in 1963.

He works with a fellow inmate, Soviet dissident Viktor Reznov, to lead an uprising....

COD: Black Ops (2010) - Mission 2: Vorkuta

After being captured in Cuba, Mason has been transported overseas and imprisoned in a Soviet labor camp in 1963. He works with a fellow inmate, Soviet dissident Viktor Reznov, to lead an uprising. The plan involves following a sequence of 8 steps to escape, including seizing weapons, creating dive

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TheFlatNoodle @theflatnoodle.com · 24d

So not only have Microsoft increased the cost of the PC Game Pass (very quietly I might add) they've also removed the ability to exchange points for a months subscription

Collecting points to use on Game Pass was the only reason I used some of their products & now I won't use any of them

TheFlatNoodle @theflatnoodle.com · 25d

Noods!

I've developed really bad RSI which mean using a controller is essentially impossible unless I want to be in pain

What keyboard only games I should look at so I can give my broken hand a rest?

Not a fan of things where I need to craft (if it's complex) but mysteries and stuff are welcome

TheFlatNoodle @theflatnoodle.com · 26d

New Video: COD: Black Ops (2010) - Mission 1: Operation40

We're Alex Mason during an operation in Cuba in 1961 which is taking place after the failed Bay Of Pigs invasion.

Our squad of Mason, Woods, and Bowman must make their way through...

COD: Black Ops (2010) - Mission 1: Operation 40

We're Alex Mason during an operation in Cuba in 1961 which is taking place after the failed Bay Of Pigs invasion. Our squad of Mason, Woods, and Bowman must make their way through pro-Castro Cubans in the streets and Castro's fortress and attempt to assassinate Fidel Castro. After engaging Cuban f

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TheFlatNoodle @theflatnoodle.com · 28d

I've had some really weird bugs happening in the #BO7Beta

Here's one: I have a gun but I don't have a gun and yet you can see the shadow of the gun and I can shoot people but I also can't swap weapons

This game allegedly took 4 years to develop folks 👏👏👏

TheFlatNoodle @theflatnoodle.com · Oct 3

I gave up on Black Ops 6 because of SBMM

But I tried Black Ops 7 with an open mind

HAHAHAHAHAHAH

Crashes, missing weapons and broken perks?

Of course there are

But I have solutions (I think) - Check out my thoughts

Black Ops 7 Beta is A Bug Filled Mess! [PROOF]

It took me 45 minutes just to get the game to run, after it crashed several times and then said it wasn't even installed after I'd been playing it! Then we had missing weapons — but we'll ignore that because there's a bigger issue: Custom loadouts break with Overkill enabled I've got a couple of s

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TheFlatNoodle @theflatnoodle.com · Oct 2

Off to a great start with the Black Ops 7 Beta

3 crashes before the game even launched

Shader installed even though they were already installed

Then another crash and it's telling me to install the game that I WAS JUST LITERALLY IN THE MENU OF

TheFlatNoodle @theflatnoodle.com · Sep 30

New Video: Vengeance & Outro | Star Trek 25th Anniversary Episode 7

In the final episode of Star Trek 25th Anniversary we revisit the USS Republic from our first episode. The ship has been partially destroyed and Kirk must board the vessel to find ou...

Vengeance & Outro | Star Trek 25th Anniversary Episode 7

In the final episode of Star Trek 25th Anniversary we revist the USS Republic from our first episode. The ship has been partially destroyed and Kirk must board the vessel to find out who attacked it. There's a conspiracy afoot as one of the Republic's crew is adamant it was the Enterprise who attac

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