Indiana Cojones
@thedoodlebear.bsky.social
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“The world will never starve for want of wonders; but only for want of wonder.” G.K. Chesterton I make stuff... if I make something you like, just ask! Always open for commissions. orcdad.com
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Technically with enough Velveeta, you *wouldn't* go 😅
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Probably because this is the third major orthopedic surgery this year 😬

We tried to get it all outta the way because deductibles but I'm really hoping I'm set for a long time after this one. Like really hoping.
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We were trying to come up with the "whitest possible taco that someone would actually eat"

My proposal is: Plain grilled chicken, French fries, ranch dressing, shredded Colby jack.
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Mike put this 360 degree camera in the shop so we can monitor the equipment and it's kinda great ^_^
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I'll settle for "fixed" but I wouldn't complain about a cyborg power drive lol.
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Nope they just leave them open. Laminectomies are weird 😬
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Hokay I don't "sales" much on my social medias, but since I'm getting two chunks of my spine removed on Tuesday and don't know how long that'll mess with my ability to do stuff... I'm gonna say if you want tusks for Halloween, get the orders in this weekend!
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Among the many benefits of making pork rinds at home is... whatever this is.
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It's cool how a few sloppy vertex colors can really help you get back on track working on a character.
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Here's a free thing, happy Orctober!

I did this bust sculpt last year for my orc potion bottle stoppers, but I feel like it'd be fun to see him get some more use... so here's the STL for you to download and print. Show me what you do if you make him! (Dropbox link - he big)

tinyurl.com/OrcSculpt
A craggy bust sculpture of a tusky orc, roughly carved from stone
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I mean it's going to be a full bust when I'm done, but he could totally be a chess knight ;)
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It's gonna take a while to get him finished/printable but I'm really happy with the progress so far ^_^
thedoodlebear.bsky.social
Seriously... do not discount the value of an electric leaf blower as a household cleaning tool 😅
thedoodlebear.bsky.social
I swear customer service AI bots are just bridge trolls. You have to stump them with 3 riddles before they'll let you pass and talk to a real person :P
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I'm not saying I'm unexciting, but "going to Ptown" is what I call taking my diuretic.
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Toasters and space shuttles and beer flights ^_^
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It's... gonna be a busy month in the shop 😅
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Finishing the prototype for a companion piece to go with Li'l Toasty... in case you don't want toast :)
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Holy crap I'm starting to have neck... contours? lol. That's new!
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I am *not* a tall guy... but my spine surgeon is only 5'4" and can't help imagining him with climbing gear, standing on my back to do the surgery.
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Holy cow I haven't seen that video in over a decade! Now I remember the happy toaster lol
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It is not - but I'm curious about why you asked now ^_^