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Crafty 🖖🏻🏳️‍🌈🥌😊

@thecraftycurler.bsky.social

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Lvl. 40 Hoosier Gay and anxious, dog dad, Trekkie, trivia-fiend, curler, crafter, gaymer, traveler. (he/him) Not afraid to get a li'l spicy, saucy, and sassy on Main. 😅

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Crafty 🖖🏻🏳️‍🌈🥌😊 @thecraftycurler.bsky.social · Aug 13

New wake-up routine: Buddy simultaneously gives snuggles and monitors the security perimeter out the window.

And man lying in bed while a dog is snuggled next to him

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Crafty 🖖🏻🏳️‍🌈🥌😊 @thecraftycurler.bsky.social · 1h

I've been told it's nothing, means nothing, and was just a weird Thing the Kids ran with for no reason other than they could.

a cartoon character in a suit and tie stands in front of a fire escape

Alt: a cartoon character in a suit and tie stands in front of a fire escape

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Crafty 🖖🏻🏳️‍🌈🥌😊 @thecraftycurler.bsky.social · 1h

Why doesn't this report name the inexperienced federal judge appointed by President Trump that dismissed the "slam dunk" case against him?

Crafty 🖖🏻🏳️‍🌈🥌😊 @thecraftycurler.bsky.social · 19h

Online dating

Crafty 🖖🏻🏳️‍🌈🥌😊 @thecraftycurler.bsky.social · 19h

Would.

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Crafty 🖖🏻🏳️‍🌈🥌😊 @thecraftycurler.bsky.social · 1d

Wait. Season 5 was Hotel, with Lady Gaga, which had a slight Coven crossover in it, but that was it... Right? (That's the last time I watched, too.) 😅

Crafty 🖖🏻🏳️‍🌈🥌😊 @thecraftycurler.bsky.social · 1d

😍😍

That bod is... 😎 ...outta this world.

Crafty 🖖🏻🏳️‍🌈🥌😊 @thecraftycurler.bsky.social · 2d

Winning!

Crafty 🖖🏻🏳️‍🌈🥌😊 @thecraftycurler.bsky.social · 2d

It's hilarious because everything in the foreground is being "sunlit" from an angle high up and to the left of camera, but the ombre lighting in the background clearly shows the sun setting low in the sky.

WHAT TIME OF DAY IS THIS? WHERE ARE WE? DOES THIS PLANET HAVE TWO SUNS?

I have questions.

Crafty 🖖🏻🏳️‍🌈🥌😊 @thecraftycurler.bsky.social · 2d

While I'm thrilled technological and artistic advances now make TV shows look better, I will still forever miss the 1980's-90's aesthetic where *just* enough fake trees in front of an ombre-lit background scrim was how you made inside shoots on a soundstage look "outside"/"on location."

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Crafty 🖖🏻🏳️‍🌈🥌😊 @thecraftycurler.bsky.social · 2d

Superboy and Krypto wish you a Happy Halloween!

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Crafty 🖖🏻🏳️‍🌈🥌😊 @thecraftycurler.bsky.social · 4d

Dr. Sultan was definitely a moment of 'WTF?' for me.

And although it's not big on the graphic horror, "Infinite Regress" was a solid vehicle into psychological terror for Jeri Ryan & Tim Russ.

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Crafty 🖖🏻🏳️‍🌈🥌😊 @thecraftycurler.bsky.social · 4d

Only people of a certain (awesome) age will understand me when I say I'm talkin' square biz to ya, baby.

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Crafty 🖖🏻🏳️‍🌈🥌😊 @thecraftycurler.bsky.social · 6d

Yes, it was Arm Day.

But this post is more to thank the incredible woman who's been instrumental in my fitness journey for five years: Beth, my trainer and friend.

Through midnight shifts, physical exhaustion, emotional & mental fatigue from life... She's been there for me.

Thanks, love. 😊

Crafty 🖖🏻🏳️‍🌈🥌😊 @thecraftycurler.bsky.social · 6d

D'aww! Thanks! He's definitely a keeper. 😊

Crafty 🖖🏻🏳️‍🌈🥌😊 @thecraftycurler.bsky.social · 6d

All the money in the world and what do they spend it on? Solar farms? Feeding the hungry? Scientific advancements?

Nah. Let's pay a rancid degenerate and his soulless cunt partner a bundle of cash so we can be flown to a private island and bone abused teenage hostages.

May they all die.

Crafty 🖖🏻🏳️‍🌈🥌😊 @thecraftycurler.bsky.social · 6d

Some pics from Sunday night's pumpkin carving with the family

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Crafty 🖖🏻🏳️‍🌈🥌😊 @thecraftycurler.bsky.social · 6d

In every single game tonight, I put up at least ten Final Hits and/or 25k damage.

The one time I barely managed two kills and 10k damage (and went negative), I was on a squad of super soldiers.

The demoralization is real. 🫤

Crafty 🖖🏻🏳️‍🌈🥌😊 @thecraftycurler.bsky.social · 6d

It's so frustrating to get bad teammate after bad teammate in Marvel Rivals comp on a night I'm dialed in.

And yet, what's even worse? Finally getting a great squad of teammates, only to have a shit go of it and become THEIR bad teammate.

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Crafty 🖖🏻🏳️‍🌈🥌😊 @thecraftycurler.bsky.social · 7d

After weeks of trouble, my stomach issues finally cleared up. I told my gastroenterologist the happy news. She nodded with a proud smile and said, "Good shit."

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Crafty 🖖🏻🏳️‍🌈🥌😊 @thecraftycurler.bsky.social · 8d

How is it?

Crafty 🖖🏻🏳️‍🌈🥌😊 @thecraftycurler.bsky.social · 8d

Oh noes! Poor Lil babes. At least they come to you for shelter.

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Crafty 🖖🏻🏳️‍🌈🥌😊 @thecraftycurler.bsky.social · 8d

YASSSS, QUEENSLAYER!!

My friends and I beat Nightmare 4 in "Marvel Rivals" Zombies mode after a 55-minute long grind through all twenty waves.

Super fun, but omg was I sweating at the end. 😅

They should've called this difficulty Insane or something, given how different it is from Nightmare 1-3.

Crafty 🖖🏻🏳️‍🌈🥌😊 @thecraftycurler.bsky.social · 10d

Stealing this.

Crafty 🖖🏻🏳️‍🌈🥌😊 @thecraftycurler.bsky.social · 11d

I feel like I could re-skeet this every day. I won't, but I could given, y'know... *gestures vaguely* ...everything.

Crafty 🖖🏻🏳️‍🌈🥌😊 @thecraftycurler.bsky.social · Oct 3

Alarm goes off. I scream inside.

And thus, a new day begins.

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