Student 1: Did you see the aid for that one kid, in 3rd bell?

Student 2: Yeah! She totally lifted a cheek and farted so loud! The whole class heard!

S1: I couldn’t stop laughing! And, she was really old.

(Both at me)

S2: Like, older than you. Like “wrinkles-old”!

🙈🙈

Overheard from a group of students:

Student: Would you rather jump off of the Empire State Building, or the Golden Gate Bridge?

Other Student: Empire State Building. Especially if my op was walking by!

🙈🙈

Student: Can I show you something?

Me: Sure

Student: *pulls out phone, shows a pic of their face, with safety pins through their eyebrow & nostril*

Me: …

Student: So, now I know how to do it, myself!

Me: Oh yeah?

Student: I mean, might go to a professional next time.

Me: God, I hope so…

Student: I’m turning 16 next week. That’s so old!

Me: you know I turned 40 this year, right?

Student: What? We thought you were like, 25!

🤔😂