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Cranium Crashout Burger @thebruger.bsky.social · 4d

If the next Democrat doesn't vow to completely undo and demonize this mess, I will not vote for them.

Cranium Crashout Burger @thebruger.bsky.social · 10d

They're "superior" at hot dog eating contests, maybe.

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Cranium Crashout Burger @thebruger.bsky.social · 12d

Plague Reaper Sketch.

Cranium Crashout Burger @thebruger.bsky.social · 21d

Post something random or have an Awful October

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Cranium Crashout Burger @thebruger.bsky.social · Sep 25

Watched Halloween 3 with my friend a few weeks back. Best "sequel" in the entire franchise.

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Cranium Crashout Burger @thebruger.bsky.social · Sep 14

For the love of Christ can we go back to drawing our ideas instead of using the Studio Ghibli AI? The piss filter is getting so bad, kidney stones and blood specs are gonna start generating in along with them.

Cranium Crashout Burger @thebruger.bsky.social · Sep 14

I like the Patrick Bateman cosplayer in the front. Feds look too healthy and human to pull off the Right wing Chud look, so they have to blend in using their comfort character.

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Cranium Crashout Burger @thebruger.bsky.social · Sep 13

"You watch them on TV"

Cranium Crashout Burger @thebruger.bsky.social · Sep 10

Couldn't be me 🗿

Cranium Crashout Burger @thebruger.bsky.social · Sep 10

Gotta agree with Mumkey here, it was a little surprising when The Toxic Avenger turned to the camera and said "Don't Cheat on your partner with a gross wacko chick that fucks dogs"

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Cranium Crashout Burger @thebruger.bsky.social · Sep 3

Cranium Crashout Burger @thebruger.bsky.social · Sep 1

Lucifer V.S. Beelzebub

Cranium Crashout Burger @thebruger.bsky.social · Aug 30

Northern Lion is getting out of hand with these Hypothetical's

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Cranium Crashout Burger @thebruger.bsky.social · Aug 26

Litterbot is a creepypasta narrator i used to watch growing up, unfortunately his post hasn't gotten too much attention so more shares and help his way for his dog would be appreciated.

Cranium Crashout Burger @thebruger.bsky.social · Aug 26

youtube.com/post/Ugkx8G9...

Post from LitterBot - YouTube

Please Read: I've come out of the woodwork to ask you, my humble followers, for a moment of your time, and not a moment more. Please see below. As of late, m...

youtube.com

Cranium Crashout Burger @thebruger.bsky.social · Aug 26

youtube.com/post/Ugkx8G9...

Post from LitterBot - YouTube

Please Read: I've come out of the woodwork to ask you, my humble followers, for a moment of your time, and not a moment more. Please see below. As of late, m...

youtube.com

Cranium Crashout Burger @thebruger.bsky.social · Aug 25

10 years ago guys who talked like this eventually found out they were gay and said "oh my bad, turns out I don't like women because I like sucking cock." Now they just remain in the closet indefinitely and pay rent with their tweets.

Cranium Crashout Burger @thebruger.bsky.social · Aug 22

Asmongold and Synthetic Man trying to resist the unused tub of Borax in their laundry room after all of the Anime Highschool slideshow light novel games disappear.

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Cranium Crashout Burger @thebruger.bsky.social · Aug 21

Cranium Crashout Burger @thebruger.bsky.social · Aug 19

The Bandai Namco Executive manifesting a black hole inside of my heart with their mind after hearing me suggest actually putting more stages into Sparking Zero for a new update.

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Cranium Crashout Burger @thebruger.bsky.social · Aug 13

I'm gonna be real, "clanker" is a weak/weird ass word for a robot slur.

Sounds more like a word to describe someone who fucks robots than anything.

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Cranium Crashout Burger @thebruger.bsky.social · Aug 11

The real horror here is how fucking bored this person's gotta be to say "libsoftiktok horror"

I'm sorry but is LoTT even still alive? Last time I checked her eyes were receeding into the back of her skull from all the crack.

Cranium Crashout Burger @thebruger.bsky.social · Aug 4

EFAP subscribers when I ask them if they have change for a 20 at the Dollar General Checkout

Cranium Crashout Burger @thebruger.bsky.social · Aug 3

Imagine having enough hair on your head to pull off an underground Nu Metal music video, and still lacking the will to live to avoid becoming a giant fucking loser.

Cranium Crashout Burger @thebruger.bsky.social · Aug 2

Do my eyes deceive me? An account on the internet called Ifunny that ISN'T literally Adolf Hitler?

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Cranium Crashout Burger @thebruger.bsky.social · Jul 31

GMan: (starts giving a monologue in Mike's head)

Mike: (Constantly interrupting him by shouting) "Whaat?? HUUUH!!!?? Is this Star Trek TNG Q reference??!?!?!??"

Jay: "I think he's broken, I think we can just leave him here."

Mike in the background: "HUUUUUHHHH????!!"

Rich: "Please?"

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