The Bad Pat Ryan
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I know it's easy to do, but I'm really proud of myself for figuring out how to port Stardew from Steam to my SP.

This only strengthens my theory that retro handhelds are the key to the next phase of indie/community gaming. Add in multiplayer servers and an Xbox home parody, and that's an industry.
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Ronald Reagan said it. #NoKings tomorrow 10/18
RELEASE THE GIRLFRIEND OF ANTIFA'S LEADER, YOU HAVEN'T EVEN TOLD US HER NAME YET.
To be fair, and I'll be real honest here, my mom hasn't had a baby in over forty years. I never thought to ask her why.
I've always struggled with math.
I am not a doctor.
I had to take remedial math in high school.

It's like 96%.

I did it!! I did the impossible!! I used a calculator because I can't do math, but eat it, US Government!! I did what you couldn't!!

It wasn't too high for ME to calculate!
Dr Oz: "You'll notice, President Trump, these are discounted from $242 to $10. I don't know what the math is on that. We can't even calculate it. It's too high to calculate."
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When the Nazi group chat ruins your talking points
Are they? Or do they want to actually prosecute sex offenders and keep people insured? Because it's pretty much just the Secret Police attacking the elderly and tear gassing infants. The terrifying Democrats are wearing animal costumes and doing prayer circles.
Leavitt: "The Democrat Party's main constituency is made up of Hamas terrorists, illegal aliens, and violent criminals."
I will never understand how someone can say "Now there, see? Putin likes it, so it can't be all bad!" with a straight face.
Leavitt: "President Putin congratulated the president for solving peace in the Middle East."
If I steal a car, and then give it to someone who needs a car, that means I stole a car.
Leavitt: "The president tapped into tariff revenue to keep WIC money going out the door. He found a creative solution to keep the troops paid. And rather than congratulate him for doing that, this unprecedented action to get our troops paid, Dems want to sue him for it. They're saying it's illegal."
I'm still seeing opinions on the Dudley's vs. the Hardy's, and I'm going to be completely honest, it was the best way to end their feud. Why? Because all four of them are so pleased with it, and that's all that matters. Did I love it? Well, sure, but this wasn't for me. It was for them.

#tna
I have a group chat with friends. We say some WILD shit, we rib each other mercilessly, we tell stupid jokes.

You know what we've been able to avoid?

Praising Adolph Hitler or violence.

Y'know how we avoided it?

By not liking Adolph Hitler or violence.

Feel free to emulate our methods.
JD Vance dismisses Young Republicans who in a group chat said "I love Hitler" and joked about slavery and rape as "a bunch of kids" who "told stupid jokes" and adds that "most of the stupid things I did when I was a teenager and young adult, they're not on the internet."
Permanently reunite the Acclaimed, but also never make them like each other again. They are incredible as enemies.
#aewcollision
Hi, I'm in a headspace where I'd normally be snacky, but I just saw a Daisy Sour Cream commercial, and the family had ONLY sour cream products in their fridge...why do they need so much sour cream? I get that it keeps well, but that's just so much sour cream. I don't like that AT ALL.
#aewcollision
It's always jarring to watch Harley cut a promo because she's so good, but then she gets in the ring and she's also so good.

#aewcollision
I mean this in the most non-sexually way possible...

I'm super horny for Dax vs. Willow.

#aewcollision
I just want an OC match that has, like, a normal ending.
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It really can't be overstated how good the Trios belt has been for Hobbs. He finally feels like a big mean babyface, he feels scary, and it's because he's been put in the same class as Joe and Shibata, two unkillable motherfuckers by trade. Helluva boost.

#aewdynamite
Oof, another commercial for the Boner Brigade. Looks like HBO customer service is getting more details about my cat's medical history.

#aewdynamite
I think it was so brave of Pac to make airplane noises while slamming Darby into the plexiglass.

VrrrrrrEEEEEEEEEERRRrrr!!!

#aewdynamite