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TheAHayKid @theahaykid.bsky.social · 5h

Well, that big trade Jerry Jones teased yesterday turned out to be a 7th for Cincinnati's backup linebacker

TheAHayKid @theahaykid.bsky.social · 5h

It's kinda depressing to know that post alone just convinced, at minimum, hundreds of thousands of people that the price of gas was just about to return to 2002 levels if only those damn Democrats didn't win some state and municipal elections.

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TheAHayKid @theahaykid.bsky.social · 5h

Sure sounds like the exact same line of attack Republicans have been going with since the 80s

TheAHayKid @theahaykid.bsky.social · 5h

Eric Adams finishing behind write-ins is also nice, even if he did officially drop out.

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TheAHayKid @theahaykid.bsky.social · 5h

Pretty sure most pollsters understand how to use commas, so colour me skeptical.

TheAHayKid @theahaykid.bsky.social · 5h

But where else are they going to find such valuable discussion as people asking Elon Musk's bullshit generator if a post is true in response to every single post

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TheAHayKid @theahaykid.bsky.social · 6h

I honestly keep forgetting everything I know about Patrick Bet-David except for that he owns *that* painting

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TheAHayKid @theahaykid.bsky.social · 13h

Conversely I'm still waiting on tankies to explain how China being home to the world's 3rd-, 5th- and 9th-largest stock markets is congruent with worker ownership and/or the abolition of private property

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TheAHayKid @theahaykid.bsky.social · 13h

Oh, hey, KamSandwich appearance

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TheAHayKid @theahaykid.bsky.social · 13h

This scene existed entirely so they could trick people into thinking they made a family-friendly talking animal movie instead of an R-rated gangster comedy hastily edited down to PG.

Gotta be one of the weirder decisions to come out of Hollywood.

TheAHayKid @theahaykid.bsky.social · 15h

... and parrot the other party's bullshit lines of attack.

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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 15h

Conservatism used to be about media and political elites who were in on the joke riling up the rubes for profit but they got displaced by people who really believe the propaganda so the entire right wing now is a human centipede of guys producing and consuming the same dreck

onion person @junlper.beer · 15h

there is one of the largest mass hysterias i’ve ever witnessed in politics with people who hate zohran mamdani and it’s all going to be so much funnier when he wins

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TheAHayKid @theahaykid.bsky.social · 15h

Meanwhile Wikipedia doesn't even have Charlie Kirk on their list of people from Arizona.

TheAHayKid @theahaykid.bsky.social · 15h

Like, the competition includes Steven Spielberg, Ted Danson, John McCain, William Rehnquist, Barry Goldwater, Alice Cooper, Phil Mickelson, Cody Bellinger, Henry Cejudo, Auston Matthews, Ryan Fitzpatrick, Phil Mickelson, Brock Purdy, every notable Diamondbacks, Suns, Cardinals, UA and ASU alum...

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TheAHayKid @theahaykid.bsky.social · 16h

The fact that I read your post and STILL wound up wondering who "one of the most famous men in Arizona history" was referring to suggests that he was not, in fact, one of the most famous men in Arizona history.

Or that I had a brain fart. But probably the first thing.

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TheAHayKid @theahaykid.bsky.social · 16h

"centre-left think tank Third Way"
WRONG

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TheAHayKid @theahaykid.bsky.social · 1d

Also, fun fact, having your hazard lights on does NOT, in fact, make this a legal parking job

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TheAHayKid @theahaykid.bsky.social · 1d

Reminds me of some amazing actual racing commentary
www.youtube.com/watch?v=E0oJ...

The guy who designed that first corner should be taken into a dark room... (Extended + replays)

YouTube video by SecretWalrus0

www.youtube.com

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