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Tom @thbransfield.bsky.social · 11m

Pathetic limp dick shit heels.

Tom @thbransfield.bsky.social · 15m

How the fuck is it that after your mother runs the EPA you spend your life trying to kill the government?

Tom @thbransfield.bsky.social · 22m

Insanity.

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Tom @thbransfield.bsky.social · 4h

Petridge Farm remembers when she said they didn't exist.

Tom @thbransfield.bsky.social · 4h

Going after the worst of the worst: 15 year 15-year-old girls.

Tom @thbransfield.bsky.social · 4h

🤣😂🤣😂🤣

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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 8h

ICE just arrested a singing giraffe in Portland.

Robby Roadsteamer @roadsteamer.bsky.social · 9h

🚨 *Breaking News* Robby Roadsteamer has been detained by ICE Portland after singing Rod Stewart with the Portland Frog! We need your help!

Please support Robby's campaign and lawyer fees at robbyroadsteamer.com link on bio 💙🦒🦒🦒

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Tom @thbransfield.bsky.social · 6h

a man in a suit and tie is sitting in front of a blue wall that says channel 4

Alt: a man in a suit and tie is sitting in front of a blue wall that says channel 4

media.tenor.com

Tom @thbransfield.bsky.social · 6h

If you don't mind: do you think the presidential immunity rule was intentionally so convoluted that SCOTUS could be the only one who decides what's covered and what isn't?

I've wondered if that wasn't a power grab too, but I'm no legal expert.

Tom @thbransfield.bsky.social · 9h

10/10 no notes

Tom @thbransfield.bsky.social · 9h

First human to have evolved to no longer require a spine.

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Tom @thbransfield.bsky.social · 9h

What the hell is so poisonous in his brain that it killed a fucking brain worm?

Tom @thbransfield.bsky.social · 10h

Um...excuse me Chief. So long as there are no follow-up questions...that was my program.

I don't want to talk about it and you don't want to know about it.

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Tom @thbransfield.bsky.social · 10h

I need a guy in a frog costume to point and laugh at him.

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Tom @thbransfield.bsky.social · 10h

I once let loose my weasels of whimsy. They didn't come back and I've been boring ever since.

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Tom @thbransfield.bsky.social · 10h

Literally why we can't have nice things.

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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 11h

NEW — I dug into the story of ICE abducting a 13-year-old boy in Massachusetts and moving him 500 miles across state lines without notifying his mother, local cop's complicity, and how the federal government's justification for such cruelty is already falling apart:

ICE took a 13-year-old they said had a gun. Local cops say he didn’t.

Now he's detained 500 miles away from his Massachusetts home.

www.thehandbasket.co

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Tom @thbransfield.bsky.social · 10h

The UK does in fact have a king. Wonder what Charlie Duce thinks about this?

Tom @thbransfield.bsky.social · 12h

I can hear somber music coming from somewhere.

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