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kyle marie (commissions open!)

@thatsouthernanthem.bsky.social

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smutty artist/writer // 37 // aquarius + pisces cusp // trop defender, dead dove girlie // deny, defend, depose

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kyle marie (commissions open!) @thatsouthernanthem.bsky.social · May 12

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kyle marie (commissions open!) @thatsouthernanthem.bsky.social · 1h

That’s why I’ve been blocking the government accounts here. None of them are objective. They’re all fucking criminals—just saw a list of 34 fishermen killed in 50 days by Hegseth and Trump’s naval bombing of civilians in international waters

WHY. WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE TO LIVE IN THIS HELL?!?!

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kyle marie (commissions open!) @thatsouthernanthem.bsky.social · 1h

I AM A VISUAL PERSON I NEED IT SPELLED OUT EXPLICITLY

kyle marie (commissions open!) @thatsouthernanthem.bsky.social · 2h

I “make too much money” to get SNAP so I personally am not affected but FUCK THIS SHIT.

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kyle marie (commissions open!) @thatsouthernanthem.bsky.social · 2h

YES. I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENS AFTER FINROD BECKONS THE OTHERS FORWARD.

I think about this fic literally once a day. @vuas.bsky.social we are desperate to know more!! 😭🤣

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kyle marie (commissions open!) @thatsouthernanthem.bsky.social · 3h

Indeeeeeed mwehehehe

kyle marie (commissions open!) @thatsouthernanthem.bsky.social · 5h

For the next big finished kinktober work I’m doing a tribute to “my brother’s keeper” by @vuas.bsky.social for the incest prompt. It’s not very incesty but Finrod is there and he has hands and eyes 🤣

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kyle marie (commissions open!) @thatsouthernanthem.bsky.social · 9h

Ok I got another fucking pencil. Target let me use affirm for $10/month forever and when I’m back on my feet I’ll pay more towards it. I just know the hit my mental health will take if I don’t have art to do 🥲

kyle marie (commissions open!) @thatsouthernanthem.bsky.social · 9h

I cleaned a quarter of my room where my iPad had been, haven’t found it and I burst into tears and so I have to take a cry break and some pain meds.

If and when I find said pen (or can afford a new one hopefully by January lol) I shall make all sorts of smutty things for you guys 🥲😔

kyle marie (commissions open!) @thatsouthernanthem.bsky.social · 9h

I mean Starbucks can depending on what you get lol

kyle marie (commissions open!) @thatsouthernanthem.bsky.social · 9h

Idk why the first gen Apple Pencil is $100 but it’s really stupid.

kyle marie (commissions open!) @thatsouthernanthem.bsky.social · 9h

Still nothing. So uh. FUCK.

kyle marie (commissions open!) @thatsouthernanthem.bsky.social · 10h

It’s been a week or so since my last breakdown online so welcome to this week’s. I just want to be normal and not set things down and immediately forget where and not live in a room that looks like a pig sty but it’s like I’m physically and mentally incapable. Of anything lately.

kyle marie (commissions open!) @thatsouthernanthem.bsky.social · 10h

Fuck fuck FUCK FUCK I can’t find my pencil and I’m tearing my room apart and I can’t afford another but I can’t fucking MAKE MONEY IF I CANT MAKE COMMISSIONS and my paychecks are so FUCKED bc of short term disability and I should just be able to MAN UP and go to work but I can’t 😔

kyle marie (commissions open!) @thatsouthernanthem.bsky.social · 10h

How tf did my child manage to open the BOTTOM of the bread bag?!

kyle marie (commissions open!) @thatsouthernanthem.bsky.social · 10h

I have none 😔😭😭😭 what am I meant to do now?!

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kyle marie (commissions open!) @thatsouthernanthem.bsky.social · 10h

@softzindagi.bsky.social dedicated to you and the thoughts you churned up in my brain space

kyle marie (commissions open!) @thatsouthernanthem.bsky.social · 10h

I had a Drabble started but I couldn’t get the ol’ brain to work right so here is the art: Apple Pencil still MIA (I haven’t had the energy to look) but enjoy day 22: Spoils of War

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kyle marie (commissions open!) @thatsouthernanthem.bsky.social · 10h

7brew being my house definitely gave it a leg up over Starbucks anyway but two drinks under twenty (a ridiculous statement) and the ability to order a “funnel cake mocha” has sent them skyrocketing in my opinions lol

kyle marie (commissions open!) @thatsouthernanthem.bsky.social · 21h

It’s twins! 🥺

kyle marie (commissions open!) @thatsouthernanthem.bsky.social · 1d

I fell asleep mid read bc I am a sleepy baby but when I AM MORE ALIVE I SWEAR TO GOD—

kyle marie (commissions open!) @thatsouthernanthem.bsky.social · 1d

Tbf in comic books no one truly dies. They die, you cry and then they’re brought back by some sort of radiation/alien/a strong breeze/it was a Skrull all along etc etc 🤣

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kyle marie (commissions open!) @thatsouthernanthem.bsky.social · 1d

I got kinley to school and I have a couple hours before doctors appts and Aldi and I should use them to find my Apple Pencil but I am le tired and so I am going to regard crowd control dans la télé merci merci

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Wyatt Sinclair @wyattswickedgoods.com · 1d

Bluesky still never beating the allegations.

Someone quote tweeting my calming post about enjoying rain on my roof by assuming they know my life and that I've never experienced a roof leak.

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kyle marie (commissions open!) @thatsouthernanthem.bsky.social · 1d

Finally getting into pose packs for adorable haladriel photo walls

kyle marie (commissions open!) @thatsouthernanthem.bsky.social · 2d

But I’ve misplaced my Apple Pencil in doing so 😭😭😭😭