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shaffer

@thatshafferguy.bsky.social

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rogue teacher, freelance minister, coffee snob and brewer of things. fan of lists. sometimes cursing is fun. he/him

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shaffer @thatshafferguy.bsky.social · 27d

don’t forget to wake up billie joe armstrong today!

shaffer @thatshafferguy.bsky.social · Jul 14

just got our copy! the 7yr old is excited to read the book by “daddy’s friends”. me too, and i wish! @theb4np.bsky.social

shaffer @thatshafferguy.bsky.social · May 25

watching tv with my spouse:
“what?” “i didn’t hear them” “who’s that?” “what did they say?”

shaffer @thatshafferguy.bsky.social · Feb 19

generalstrikeus.com/aboutus
FEB 28

Who Are We? — The General Strike

The General strike organization is dedicated to creating real change by striking against The System. This country still does not work on behalf of its people. By striking we deny the corporations thei...

generalstrikeus.com

shaffer @thatshafferguy.bsky.social · Feb 19

the two most insane maths: toilet paper algebra & dryer time

shaffer @thatshafferguy.bsky.social · Feb 2

shaffer @thatshafferguy.bsky.social · Jan 23

i’ll just leave this here…

shaffer @thatshafferguy.bsky.social · Jan 19

ok but for real, “the wild robot”… so good.

shaffer @thatshafferguy.bsky.social · Jan 14

it’s space goonies! “skeleton crew” is space goonies! (in a good way)

shaffer @thatshafferguy.bsky.social · Jan 13

my kid’s class just sent this nonsense home to “study”

shaffer @thatshafferguy.bsky.social · Jan 4

i kept watching. it’s fabulously ridiculous. still bad, but in the best way.

shaffer @thatshafferguy.bsky.social · Jan 3

finally watching aquaman 2. wow, it’s bad. it’s like actors didn’t see their lines before filming? and remember all this stuff that was barely in 1? no. so bad.

shaffer @thatshafferguy.bsky.social · Dec 31

uh, does our neighbor have a guillotine? 😂

shaffer @thatshafferguy.bsky.social · Dec 29

when you’re storing leftovers… soup goes into round containers, pasta goes into square containers. i cannot explain this but it is correct.

shaffer @thatshafferguy.bsky.social · Dec 23

what kind of slogan is this? someone got paid actual money for this.

shaffer @thatshafferguy.bsky.social · Dec 17

the very concept of a “christian nation” is heresy and idolatry of the highest order. nations have borders, use force and power structure. the kingdom of god centers around an open table, calling all who want to belong and abhors the idea of force and power over others.
they cannot exist together.

shaffer @thatshafferguy.bsky.social · Dec 16

the 16yr old has a ‘man cold’. honestly it’s the funniest/saddest thing ever. he’s pitiful, but can’t explain what’s wrong. just gestures at his face and coughs sadly.