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Todd Federman

@tfederman.bsky.social

120 followers 72 following 210 posts

I hate AI and fascism and I forget what my personality used to be before that. Recently retired software dev. What are some things a person can do? @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social @threshold-day.bsky.social

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Todd Federman @tfederman.bsky.social · 37m

I just went to the store to buy a copy of Margin Call and they asked me if I wanted it in 4K or 401(k) lol. I just noticed those two words sounded similar so I had to do this. I'm very tired and the world is growing dark.

Todd Federman @tfederman.bsky.social · 1d

Get Patti Harrison she's a better Harrison in every way.

And she needs a job. Her fortune's not getting any bigger. It's just that amount of money, that gets smaller until she dies. #itysl

Todd Federman @tfederman.bsky.social · 1d

Those are *our* rubes!

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🪦 Mausoleum of Twitter 🪦 @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 2d

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Todd Federman @tfederman.bsky.social · 2d

They went with Kubernetes

🏰meg⚔️ @Birthright Audiobook! @impavid.us · 5d

In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand

I'll go first: Six page commercial lease.

Todd Federman @tfederman.bsky.social · 3d

Fuckin get em bro, they've evaded accountability for this for too long

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No More Robots @nomorerobots.io · 5d

Here's how we handle manchildren on the Steam forums at No More Robots:

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Todd Federman @tfederman.bsky.social · 5d

Americans have shown they won't even give up a chicken sandwich to protect their neighbors. It's not surprising they'll throw neighbors under the bus in exchange for some ostensible security.

Todd Federman @tfederman.bsky.social · 5d

My "Only f***in'
with Whitneys, not Millie Bobby Browns, I'd never look twice at no teenager." t-shirt has people asking...

Todd Federman @tfederman.bsky.social · 6d

It's gross how many people still have their Twitter accounts and are happy to support Musk and legitimize a right-wing site as mainstream because they'd have fewer followers here.

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Todd Federman @tfederman.bsky.social · 8d

Quiet everyone, the final boss of nepo babies is fulfilling his responsibility to fix society.

max tani @maxtani.bsky.social · 8d

David Ellison’s note to staff on Paramount’s acquisition of the Free Press

Todd Federman @tfederman.bsky.social · 11d

My brain can't reconcile that with how they look but you're happy with them and they look awesome so carry on!

Todd Federman @tfederman.bsky.social · 11d

They look great but how do you hold/grab things without them getting bent or ripped off? Seeing very long nails always stresses me out!

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Todd Federman @tfederman.bsky.social · 12d

Did a volcano write this article

Todd Federman @tfederman.bsky.social · 12d

True story, this meme is the only reason I watched this movie.

Todd Federman @tfederman.bsky.social · 12d

She deserved a better ending in Dream Warriors. But still that whole franchise is fun no matter how batshit it got.

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Todd Federman @tfederman.bsky.social · 13d

Jail for mother for one thousand years!

(jk my cat always made a hobby of living under my feet)

Todd Federman @tfederman.bsky.social · 15d

He looks like a wonderful cat and he's lucky to have you. Also I would consider it a reciprocable personal favor to myself if the dissonance of volume 3 of your encyclopedia being upside down was to be resolved.

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Todd Federman @tfederman.bsky.social · 18d

How could you want Live when you know you could have Spin Doctors?

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Todd Federman @tfederman.bsky.social · 19d

Thoughts and prayers. Once you get an infestation of antifa in your basement they're hard to get rid of.

Todd Federman @tfederman.bsky.social · 20d

His father is the district attorney!

Todd Federman @tfederman.bsky.social · 21d

That van is huge.

Todd Federman @tfederman.bsky.social · 22d

This is a catch-22 because anyone who'd agree to help a stranger like that would then get promoted to rapturable and be unable to help you.

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🇵🇸 | i only do numbers on tumblr @shegetsit.bsky.social · 23d

Every time Harrison Butker misses a field goal a woman gets a college degree

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