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‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓓𝐎𝐍. @techwizturtle.bsky.social · Sep 17

get OFF ──

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓓𝐎𝐍. @techwizturtle.bsky.social · Sep 17

MIKEY 👺

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‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓓𝐎𝐍. @techwizturtle.bsky.social · Sep 17

WHAT

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓓𝐎𝐍. @techwizturtle.bsky.social · Sep 17

...

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‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓓𝐎𝐍. @techwizturtle.bsky.social · Sep 17

what year is it .... what planet am i on ..... what is my NAME ...

just kidding, i know my name . ✨️

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓓𝐎𝐍. @techwizturtle.bsky.social · Sep 17

[ rises from the dcad ]

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‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓓𝐎𝐍. @techwizturtle.bsky.social · Jul 30

[ frankly, he's also having the same horrid nightmares ── ugh, this always happened whenever THEIR shredder was about to make a full return ... ]

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓓𝐎𝐍. @techwizturtle.bsky.social · Jul 28

[ he pulls away from the hoverboard, scratching his chin with his eyes closed . ]

hmm ... i see, i see .

[ ..... your eyes are closed right now, you do not see . 👺 ]

𝘿𝙍. 𝘼𝙇𝙈𝘼 @corescientist.bsky.social · Jul 28

[She’s starting to look offended.]

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓓𝐎𝐍. @techwizturtle.bsky.social · Jul 28

i'm JUUUST making sure .... 👺

[ this fuckinfg TURTLE . 👹👹 ]

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓓𝐎𝐍. @techwizturtle.bsky.social · Jul 28

[ GLARING BACK . 👺

... 💧

do not let shredder know you're afraid, don ── don't let him know . 🙁 ]

‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝕮𝐇'𝕽𝐄𝐋𝐋. @utromtyrant.bsky.social · Jul 28

[ GLARING AT HIM 👺 ]

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓓𝐎𝐍. @techwizturtle.bsky.social · Jul 28

😃 .......

......

............ 😦 .

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓓𝐎𝐍. @techwizturtle.bsky.social · Jul 28

i'm JUUUST making sure .... 👺

[ this fuckinfg TURTLE . 👹👹 ]

𝘿𝙍. 𝘼𝙇𝙈𝘼 @corescientist.bsky.social · Jul 28

[Taking the screw, now even more flabbergasted.]

I… can assure you, this hoverboard was made with quality in mind…

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓓𝐎𝐍. @techwizturtle.bsky.social · Jul 28

[ he's been like this since he was a tiny turtle, constantly tearing things apart to see how they work, then put them back together . 💀 . ]

... yes .ᐣ wait, hang on ── hold this screw for me, then continue .

[ 😭 . ]

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓓𝐎𝐍. @techwizturtle.bsky.social · Jul 28

😃 .......

......

............ 😦 .

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓓𝐎𝐍. @techwizturtle.bsky.social · Jul 28

such a great day, i hope nothing bad happens 😃😃😃😃😃😃

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓓𝐎𝐍. @techwizturtle.bsky.social · Jul 28

[ he's been like this since he was a tiny turtle, constantly tearing things apart to see how they work, then put them back together . 💀 . ]

... yes .ᐣ wait, hang on ── hold this screw for me, then continue .

[ 😭 . ]

𝘿𝙍. 𝘼𝙇𝙈𝘼 @corescientist.bsky.social · Jul 28

I—

[ABSOLUTELY FLABBERGASTED. She just GAVE him a FREE HOVERBOARD and he does THIS with it???]

I— um—???

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓓𝐎𝐍. @techwizturtle.bsky.social · Jul 28

yes, of course . i'm just trying to make sure nothing's faulty before i take it home ──

[ he reaches towards the back of his shell and pulls out a whole ass tool kit .ᐣ.ᐣ.ᐣ 😭 .

... HE'S TAKING IT APART . 💀 . ]

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓓𝐎𝐍. @techwizturtle.bsky.social · Jul 28

yes, of course . i'm just trying to make sure nothing's faulty before i take it home ──

[ he reaches towards the back of his shell and pulls out a whole ass tool kit .ᐣ.ᐣ.ᐣ 😭 .

... HE'S TAKING IT APART . 💀 . ]

𝘿𝙍. 𝘼𝙇𝙈𝘼 @corescientist.bsky.social · Jul 28

[If she had an eyebrow, she’d be raising it.]

…Everything alright?

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓓𝐎𝐍. @techwizturtle.bsky.social · Jul 28

[ he's examining the hoverboard .

... like, EVERY little detail . if there's even a SPECK of dust, he's making note of it . 💀 . ]

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓓𝐎𝐍. @techwizturtle.bsky.social · Jul 28

[ he's examining the hoverboard .

... like, EVERY little detail . if there's even a SPECK of dust, he's making note of it . 💀 . ]

𝘿𝙍. 𝘼𝙇𝙈𝘼 @corescientist.bsky.social · Jul 28

No— um.

[Pausing for a moment to process what he just said to her.]

No problem!

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓓𝐎𝐍. @techwizturtle.bsky.social · Jul 28

more like sewerhold ──

[ 💀 .... .ᐣ ]

anyway, yeah, it will . thanks .ᐟ

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓓𝐎𝐍. @techwizturtle.bsky.social · Jul 28

more like sewerhold ──

[ 💀 .... .ᐣ ]

anyway, yeah, it will . thanks .ᐟ

𝘿𝙍. 𝘼𝙇𝙈𝘼 @corescientist.bsky.social · Jul 28

Well, hopefully this will solve any further hoverboard-related disputes in your household!

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓓𝐎𝐍. @techwizturtle.bsky.social · Jul 28

a hoverboard, huh .ᐣ too bad i've already invented one of my own ── hey, maybe i can give THIS one to my little brother as a gift .ᐟ

he's always trying to steaI the one i made . 💧

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓓𝐎𝐍. @techwizturtle.bsky.social · Jul 28

a hoverboard, huh .ᐣ too bad i've already invented one of my own ── hey, maybe i can give THIS one to my little brother as a gift .ᐟ

he's always trying to steaI the one i made . 💧

𝘿𝙍. 𝘼𝙇𝙈𝘼 @corescientist.bsky.social · Jul 28

[ @techwizturtle.bsky.social ]

Your very own hoverboard! And not the stupid human-invented one that doesn’t even hover. You’ll love getting around with it!

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓓𝐎𝐍. @techwizturtle.bsky.social · Jul 28

a few fixes here, a few fixes there ...

[ he GROANS . 💀 ]

uuuGH, why do mikey and raph always have to BREAK things ── 💧

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓓𝐎𝐍. @techwizturtle.bsky.social · Jul 28

all graphics used are official .
psd by kaijucat .

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓓𝐎𝐍. @techwizturtle.bsky.social · Jul 28

#tmntrp ; #mvrp .

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‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓓𝐎𝐍. @techwizturtle.bsky.social · Jul 28

portrayal of donatello from tmnt 2003 .

written by topaz / elysia .
21+ .
she / they .
lesbian .
pacific time .

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‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓓𝐎𝐍. @techwizturtle.bsky.social · Jul 28

ᅠ ᅠ
ᅠ𝘿𝙊𝙉𝘼𝙏𝙀𝙇𝙇𝙊,

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‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓓𝐎𝐍. @techwizturtle.bsky.social · Jul 28

ᅠ ᅠ
ᅠ𝐇𝐄’𝐒 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝗕𝗥𝗔𝗜𝗡𝗦 𝐎𝐅
𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝑩𝑼𝑵𝑪𝑯 .ᐟ

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