I really don’t give a flying fuck who uses the same toilet as I do. Man, woman, trans, gay, straight or whatever. It’s all the same to me. Just avoid pissing on the seat and we’ll be fine.

What David said www.youtube.com/watch?v=LT3c...

The orange man really wants to fuck us all in the arse doesn't he? Good thing I'm an artist and I've been fucked in the arse by everyone from governments to record labels and platform providers for years so the Donald's no doubt diminutive member will hardly touch the sides.

My mate's new track is good and you should listen to it li.sten.to/ixabbt

Everything in its right place….no wait, the opposite of that

So Gulf of Mexico is now the Gulf of America is it then Google? You know that ass you're kissing was pissed on by a Russian prostitute right?

The Donald's POV when unzipping in the Oval Office.

All I see on here is "Trump did this, Elon did that, Zuckerberg is the enemy" Haven't these cunts got enough coverage on the other platforms?

How can I be homophobic. My Guardian subscription is paid for by my parents. #centraltee

If it looks like a fucking Nazi salute then it is innt.

Yeah, fuck Trump or whatever.