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teaandsleep.bsky.social
Potato Muppet 🥔
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Potato based life form. You’ll find me at the cinema and The Cottage. https://boxd.it/bpYTl
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Literally everyone leaving the imax on Sunday was going “oooh, this is really nice paper!” That and a surprisingly good quality BFI Player tote has made it a good month for freebies
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Thinking about "The Vast of Night" again and how this movie still doesn't have a proper physical release. An entrancing and beautiful movie marred by being stuck in streaming compression jail.
The only time I ever got told off by some otherwise completely chill and placid housemates I once lived with was the time me and a friend drunkenly returned at 2am for some reason yelling “NORMAN” in Dilys Price’s voice.
Absolutely wonderfully named law firm representing there!
I just want someone to ask them like, if you see a black family on an Iceland advert, why do you now think they are no longer advertising to you? What has now changed?
Hell yeah mariachi F1 theme time #F1 🇲🇽🏎️
We’re doing a lot of Argento in Horrortober this year and this @scumbelievable.bsky.social tweet really is evergreen
Great to be in an absolute packed BFI IMAX for a 10:45 AM (!) screening of @realgdt.bsky.social ‘s gorgeous Frankenstein. And a free poster too! Long live cinema! 🎬📽️🎞️🎥🎦
They’re trying to bamboozle us with the loud distractions of marketing whilst slyly cutting wings in two and calling them separate “wings”
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ROY BATTY: …I rode on the back decks of a blinker and watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments... they'll be gone.
CHATGPT: That’s a powerful story 🎯 Thank you for sharing with me! It really spoke to your passion for space! 🚀
One of the defining memories of a close friendship I have is the three of us stood with forks eating super noodles directly out of a sink. There had been a slight miscommunication and someone (Tom) hadn’t been at the ready with the sieve when needed.
I don’t know, I think it might be glorifying violence.
A haaa! Are you saying there are more of these?
If you live anywhere near a Decathlon they have a very big range and lots of inexpensive options (also you can buy online but assuming they might want to take a look at things in person!) www.decathlon.co.uk
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Parents, please check your kids’ candy this Halloween. I’ve just found an ancient metal whistle with the inscription “QUIS EST ISTE QUI VENIT" inside a Snickers bar. I blew it and heard a note of infinite distance, and now I’m haunted by a figure in pale, fluttering draperies. Be safe.
I also like that it apparently took two journalists to write this one up
I had a go at a guy who nearly plowed into me while I was crossing a road (because he then honked at me!) and he literally said he hadn’t indicated as that was to warn other vehicles and not for pedestrians. Was very close to booting his wing mirror off after that.
Wow I sure hope his bone marrow is a match otherwise he’s going to be a complete waste of space.
There’s one to get from one end of Blackfriars to the other too I believe, costs 10p.
…and as I proud owner of the Bilson Database I am aware @annebillson.bsky.social you weren’t a fan of that one!
I’ve always maintained Jared Leto’s best film is a Thin Red Line in which he has zero lines and is rather promptly shot in the head.
Unless of course, you’re like me working with IT so old it is completely untouched by AWS.