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Potato Muppet 🥔 @teaandsleep.bsky.social · 17h

Literally everyone leaving the imax on Sunday was going “oooh, this is really nice paper!” That and a surprisingly good quality BFI Player tote has made it a good month for freebies

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Potato Muppet 🥔 @teaandsleep.bsky.social · 21h

I made a chart

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Quinn Rau @quinnrau.bsky.social · 1d

Thinking about "The Vast of Night" again and how this movie still doesn't have a proper physical release. An entrancing and beautiful movie marred by being stuck in streaming compression jail.

Screenshot from the movie "The Vast of Night" showing a car parked in front of a radio station at night with the front of the station displaying a bright neon red sign that says "WOTW"

Screenshot from the movie "The Vast of Night" showing a woman wearing glasses sitting in the passenger seat of a car. It's night time and the scene is light with a soft blue.

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Potato Muppet 🥔 @teaandsleep.bsky.social · 21h

The only time I ever got told off by some otherwise completely chill and placid housemates I once lived with was the time me and a friend drunkenly returned at 2am for some reason yelling “NORMAN” in Dilys Price’s voice.

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Potato Muppet 🥔 @teaandsleep.bsky.social · 1d

Absolutely wonderfully named law firm representing there!

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Potato Muppet 🥔 @teaandsleep.bsky.social · 1d

I just want someone to ask them like, if you see a black family on an Iceland advert, why do you now think they are no longer advertising to you? What has now changed?

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Potato Muppet 🥔 @teaandsleep.bsky.social · 1d

Hell yeah mariachi F1 theme time #F1 🇲🇽🏎️

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Potato Muppet 🥔 @teaandsleep.bsky.social · 1d

We’re doing a lot of Argento in Horrortober this year and this @scumbelievable.bsky.social tweet really is evergreen

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Potato Muppet 🥔 @teaandsleep.bsky.social · 2d

Great to be in an absolute packed BFI IMAX for a 10:45 AM (!) screening of @realgdt.bsky.social ‘s gorgeous Frankenstein. And a free poster too! Long live cinema! 🎬📽️🎞️🎥🎦

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Potato Muppet 🥔 @teaandsleep.bsky.social · 3d

They’re trying to bamboozle us with the loud distractions of marketing whilst slyly cutting wings in two and calling them separate “wings”

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Potato Muppet 🥔 @teaandsleep.bsky.social · 3d

Sometimes this government feels like “Sideshow Bob stepping on rakes” had a child with “Abe Simpsons trousers falling down”

www.bbc.com/news/article...

Manhunt for asylum seeker jailed for sexual assault mistakenly released

Ethiopian national Hadush Kebatu sparked nationwide protests after sexually assaulting a 14-year-old girl.

www.bbc.com

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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 5d

ROY BATTY: …I rode on the back decks of a blinker and watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments... they'll be gone.
CHATGPT: That’s a powerful story 🎯 Thank you for sharing with me! It really spoke to your passion for space! 🚀

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Potato Muppet 🥔 @teaandsleep.bsky.social · 5d

One of the defining memories of a close friendship I have is the three of us stood with forks eating super noodles directly out of a sink. There had been a slight miscommunication and someone (Tom) hadn’t been at the ready with the sieve when needed.

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Potato Muppet 🥔 @teaandsleep.bsky.social · 5d

I don’t know, I think it might be glorifying violence.

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Potato Muppet 🥔 @teaandsleep.bsky.social · 5d

Amazing! thank you.

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Potato Muppet 🥔 @teaandsleep.bsky.social · 5d

A haaa! Are you saying there are more of these?

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Potato Muppet 🥔 @teaandsleep.bsky.social · 5d

If you live anywhere near a Decathlon they have a very big range and lots of inexpensive options (also you can buy online but assuming they might want to take a look at things in person!) www.decathlon.co.uk

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Maria J Pérez Cuervo @mjpcuervo.bsky.social · 5d

Parents, please check your kids’ candy this Halloween. I’ve just found an ancient metal whistle with the inscription “QUIS EST ISTE QUI VENIT" inside a Snickers bar. I blew it and heard a note of infinite distance, and now I’m haunted by a figure in pale, fluttering draperies. Be safe.

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Potato Muppet 🥔 @teaandsleep.bsky.social · 6d

I also like that it apparently took two journalists to write this one up

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Potato Muppet 🥔 @teaandsleep.bsky.social · 7d

I had a go at a guy who nearly plowed into me while I was crossing a road (because he then honked at me!) and he literally said he hadn’t indicated as that was to warn other vehicles and not for pedestrians. Was very close to booting his wing mirror off after that.

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Potato Muppet 🥔 @teaandsleep.bsky.social · 7d

Wow I sure hope his bone marrow is a match otherwise he’s going to be a complete waste of space.

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Potato Muppet 🥔 @teaandsleep.bsky.social · 7d

There’s one to get from one end of Blackfriars to the other too I believe, costs 10p.

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Potato Muppet 🥔 @teaandsleep.bsky.social · 7d

…and as I proud owner of the Bilson Database I am aware @annebillson.bsky.social you weren’t a fan of that one!

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Potato Muppet 🥔 @teaandsleep.bsky.social · 7d

I’ve always maintained Jared Leto’s best film is a Thin Red Line in which he has zero lines and is rather promptly shot in the head.

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Potato Muppet 🥔 @teaandsleep.bsky.social · 7d

Unless of course, you’re like me working with IT so old it is completely untouched by AWS.

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