Tim Carmody
@tcarmody.bsky.social
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Ex-liontamer https://timcarmody.com Now: Editor at DeepLearning.AI. I used to write for Wired, The Verge, The Message, Adweek, and Amazon Chronicles. I also host sometimes at Kottke.org. Call me he/him. Everything changes; don’t be afraid.
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Inside each of us is a little boy, a shy, lovesick girl with a curse, a demon made of fire, and a shape-shifting wizard with no heart.

#OldTweets
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“He had it coming”
“We all got it coming”
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Fuck my Venture card, I want a REVENGE one
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But that is thoroughly hinged
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It’s like the old joke, when Penn professors die, they don’t go to Heaven; they go to Princeton
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JJF, what if you could be the ACTUAL mayor
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see that just seems well-reasoned and hard to deny, hardly fun to kick around
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but I feel like apart from some noteworthy weirdos, the history of poetry, fiction, and even plays largely moved on from modernism (apart from the fucking — that was a welcome innovation)
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Literary history largely agrees with you
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I take it more as "make an opinion you sincerely hold sound somewhat unhinged"
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Any other noteworthy previous interests? Math, science, psychology, politics, art, music, etc?
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yearly reminder to people insisting that we view Christopher Columbus as "a man of his time" that *the people responsible for the Spanish Inquisition* thought Columbus was out of pocket
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Christopher Columbus was dragged back to Spain in chains by a crusading knight, convicted of tyranny and immeasurable cruelty, pardoned by Isabella but banned from returning to Hispaniola.

Fuck Columbus.
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There’s an element of Don Quixote in it to be sure
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I don’t know what you hope to get from bringing this to me, but I’m not impressed
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Anyways I mention this because although I am white, my whiteness is complicated (don’t get me started about my redheaded children with their Black mom) and so you know that when I say things like “Columbus was a murderer,” and founded a long line of murders, I am being extremely serious and personal
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More American Indians look like me than look like we did pre-contact because, well, this is one of the ways we’ve survived (those of us who managed to survive). Also a lot of lousy and coerced land deals. Mistakes (and inevitable assimilation and deliberate genocide) were made.
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One thing my followers might not know about me is that I am Ojibwa Indian, of the Lake Superior and Bad River Chippewa. This is not obvious because my mom is also French Canadian (pretty popular combo) and my dad 100% Irish, with both parents from Kerry. So I just have red hair and great cheekbones.
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Black magic and doubt
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I would rather be the Queen
At the guillotine
Than to start a fight with Tressie

I would rather be the dog
Food in front of the dog
Than to start a fight with Tressie
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I would sooner fight the Menswear Guy than Tressie When She’s Got Time
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I don’t care if it’s petty. I don’t care if it isn’t nice. We absolutely will not move on until we agree that you just repeated what I said in your own words and are calling that a criticism. Nope. I am not scheduled for a zoom until tomorrow. I got all day.