Tara Stelluto
@tarastelluto.bsky.social
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Trademark, Technology, and Data Protection lawyer. Extremely anti-hostile takeover of the United States.
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For those who don't know me, I'm a lawyer in Nashville doing domestic and international trademark work, tech transactions and privacy work. I particularly like working with media publishers and software developers. Happily married dog mom. It's nice to meet you.
Remember? That authority that Congress signed over to him back in April so that they could get a fucking CR and not shut the government down. Worked out well, I'd say.
Mr. Hendrix is so deeply unhappy with himself. I mean, just look at the poor kid. And instead of being his authentic self he goes to work for Kris Kobach.
The self-hate with this one is off the charts
The Nobel Committee will give that nomination all the attention it deserves
Literally the only correct response.
How do you even have a PIN if you didn’t memorize your fifth grade best friend’s phone number?
“The contract’s already signed.”
In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand:

"New Manhattan Institute article"
In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand:

New LMS platform adopted
See, also, “resisting arrest.”
Their articles yesterday about Tr*mp’s involvement in the alleged cease-fire were so pathetically unsourced and parroting that my jaw dropped when I read them.
TN's AG will file his amicus shortly I'm sure.
This isn’t a contract. It’s a checklist.
Meta was tired of getting dinged with fines from the data protection authority in Ireland, so it staffed the office with friendlies.
Big piece in POLITICO asking about the independence of Ireland's process of appointing people to its Data Protection Commission. There is deep unease in Brussels about Ireland appointing a former Meta lobbyist as Meta's watchdog. Now questions about who was involved.

www.politico.eu/article/big-...
Big Tech lawyer played key role in picking Ireland’s new privacy regulator
Former Meta lobbyist Niamh Sweeney will co-lead the Irish Data Protection Commission from mid-October.
www.politico.eu
“I think it is statutory law”????
Last night the conversation going on behind me in the Dublin pub where I had dinner was about how absurd it is for ChatGPT to try sound like an Irish person and I’ve been smiling about that ever since.
I adored the weirdness of Star Me Kitten but I always attach Nightswimming to our senior beach trip as it was on the radio at 3 am while we were still driving to the Outer Banks and we were all just so chill and happy.
I think I’m going to put an application in for the Wicca to get a float and then have it denied and sic the ACLU on our city manager.
The President is not "entitled" to one iota of deference.
There was one in the Christmas parade in our little town last year. I was absolutely horrified. This year I will be ready.