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@tallyship.bsky.social

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lalala!! I like fiction.. 🍖🌈 .. and real people fiction! 👔📝 he/they/ze

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chronically cool 🏴‍☠️ @tallyship.bsky.social · 1d

fanfiction about real people, in my case specifically musicians
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The Cryptkippy 🎃👻🦇 @kipbongun.bsky.social · 5d

Me trying to do repairs under my house and getting hit with sudden onset diarrhea

Emoji Mashup Bot @emojimashupbot.bsky.social · 6d

🥺 pleading + 💩 poo =

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chronically cool 🏴‍☠️ @tallyship.bsky.social · 3d

I'm just gonna straight up ignoring dnis, I don't wanna crawl through your whole account to see if I can like your art ho.

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Possible Human @firesd.bsky.social · 4d

Wait are people still putting "proshippers dni" in their bios. I thought we were joking with all that.

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chronically cool 🏴‍☠️ @tallyship.bsky.social · 3d

proship dni is acceptable, darkship dni is also acceptable,
however
profic dni is just weird.
dni culture is weird generally..
wtf is this place?

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⚠️YOU HAVE ALERTED THE MAMBO⚠️ @ganymedeprincess.bsky.social · 3d

If you are over 25 and have "proshippers dni" in your bio: start over, you messed up somehwere along the way.

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chronically cool 🏴‍☠️ @tallyship.bsky.social · 21d

i fear the ads on the green website aren't necessarily meant for someone like me .. huh

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{Raven} 💜 PanDemiC(utie) 🔞 @pandemiprincess.bsky.social · 23d

Here's a few infographics that easily explain it.

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chronically cool 🏴‍☠️ @tallyship.bsky.social · 22d

swag + swag + swag + swag + swag
you are cool and I like you

chronically cool 🏴‍☠️ @tallyship.bsky.social · 22d

damn someone's butthurt?

chronically cool 🏴‍☠️ @tallyship.bsky.social · 22d

heads up, you can't *do* proshipping since it's a stance that says ship and let ship, the word you might be looking for is darkshipping
thanks for coming to my ted talk c:

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chronically cool 🏴‍☠️ @tallyship.bsky.social · 22d

someone hasn't heard of "don't like don't read", you don't HAVE to eat the dove yk?

chronically cool 🏴‍☠️ @tallyship.bsky.social · 22d

damn ok

chronically cool 🏴‍☠️ @tallyship.bsky.social · 23d

damn what is UP with all of these """neutral"""ship people that are very clearly pro harassment? I understand not liking discourse, hell I try to avoid it myself, but you,, you cause the discourse and call yourself neutral??

chronically cool 🏴‍☠️ @tallyship.bsky.social · 23d

honestly hell yeah

chronically cool 🏴‍☠️ @tallyship.bsky.social · 23d

tallyshipping marathon when, past me? oh wait, you're still in denial about that.. 😒

Simon?!?! 🌈🌴 @almostjuno.bsky.social · Nov 29

Fuck you tallyposting marathon

chronically cool 🏴‍☠️ @tallyship.bsky.social · 23d

@almostjuno.bsky.social is my prehistoric account, just incase you wanna see whatever the fuck I used to think 😌

chronically cool 🏴‍☠️ @tallyship.bsky.social · 23d

every time I engage in shipcourse I get a headache, I guess my brain doesn't like fandom puritanism!

chronically cool 🏴‍☠️ @tallyship.bsky.social · Oct 3

my old account is actually terrifying wtf why did I think those things

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-𝚖𝚘𝚡 ❆ ☃︎︎ ❆ @moxiest.art · Mar 22

acab includes cops

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kash @thisiskashmir.com · Apr 9

Not even gonna hold yall…

I’m boutta start stealing.

Straight up.

A self checkout gone hate to see me comin.

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