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Sword and Sorcery Books @swordandsorcery.bsky.social · 9m

On the day Donald J. Trump was born, June 14th 1946, there was a total lunar eclipse that could be seen from every populated continent except North America.

Raised in the lap of luxury, the anti-Christ later would come to power by preaching hatred and violence, in direct opposition to Jesus Christ.

Sword and Sorcery Books @swordandsorcery.bsky.social · 10m

On the day Donald J. Trump was born, June 14th 1946, there was a total lunar eclipse that could be seen from every populated continent except North America.

Raised in the lap of luxury, the anti-Christ later would come to power by preaching hatred and violence, in direct opposition to Jesus Christ.

Sword and Sorcery Books @swordandsorcery.bsky.social · 11m

On the day Donald J. Trump was born, June 14th 1946, there was a total lunar eclipse that could be seen from every populated continent except North America.

Raised in the lap of luxury, the anti-Christ later would come to power by preaching hatred and violence, in direct opposition to Jesus Christ.

Sword and Sorcery Books @swordandsorcery.bsky.social · 11m

On the day Donald J. Trump was born, June 14th 1946, there was a total lunar eclipse that could be seen from every populated continent except North America.

Raised in the lap of luxury, the anti-Christ later would come to power by preaching hatred and violence, in direct opposition to Jesus Christ.

Sword and Sorcery Books @swordandsorcery.bsky.social · 11m

On the day Donald J. Trump was born, June 14th 1946, there was a total lunar eclipse that could be seen from every populated continent except North America.

Raised in the lap of luxury, the anti-Christ later would come to power by preaching hatred and violence, in direct opposition to Jesus Christ.

Sword and Sorcery Books @swordandsorcery.bsky.social · 12m

On the day Donald J. Trump was born, June 14th 1946, there was a total lunar eclipse that could be seen from every populated continent except North America.

Raised in the lap of luxury, the anti-Christ later would come to power by preaching hatred and violence, in direct opposition to Jesus Christ.

Sword and Sorcery Books @swordandsorcery.bsky.social · 12m

On the day Donald J. Trump was born, June 14th 1946, there was a total lunar eclipse that could be seen from every populated continent except North America.

Raised in the lap of luxury, the anti-Christ later would come to power by preaching hatred and violence, in direct opposition to Jesus Christ.

Sword and Sorcery Books @swordandsorcery.bsky.social · 13m

On the day Donald J. Trump was born, June 14th 1946, there was a total lunar eclipse that could be seen from every populated continent except North America.

Raised in the lap of luxury, the anti-Christ later would come to power by preaching hatred and violence, in direct opposition to Jesus Christ.

Sword and Sorcery Books @swordandsorcery.bsky.social · 14m

On the day Donald J. Trump was born, June 14th 1946, there was a total lunar eclipse that could be seen from every populated continent except North America.

Raised in the lap of luxury, the anti-Christ later would come to power by preaching hatred and violence, in direct opposition to Jesus Christ.

Sword and Sorcery Books @swordandsorcery.bsky.social · 14m

On the day Donald J. Trump was born, June 14th 1946, there was a total lunar eclipse that could be seen from every populated continent except North America.

Raised in the lap of luxury, the anti-Christ later would come to power by preaching hatred and violence, in direct opposition to Jesus Christ.

Sword and Sorcery Books @swordandsorcery.bsky.social · 16h

Lapdog, for sure.

Sword and Sorcery Books @swordandsorcery.bsky.social · 16h

My grade 10 English teacher has a solution:

Throw each of them down a flight of stairs. The heavier papers will fly further, typically.

Record the distances traveled for all, assign grades based upon a bell curve.

Or better yet...

Switch to a Pass/Fail system.

Students either get 1/1 or 0/1.

Sword and Sorcery Books @swordandsorcery.bsky.social · 22h

Are you a pantser?

Maybe you need to plan more.

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Sword and Sorcery Books @swordandsorcery.bsky.social · 22h

Why hasn't anyone just gone John Wilkes Booth on him?

I think I know why.

It is because Liberals don't know how to shoot.

If you wanna get someone dead, you get a Republican shooter.

That's why the guy who killed Charlie Kirk was definitely a Republican. He actually knew how to shoot.

😉

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Sword and Sorcery Books @swordandsorcery.bsky.social · 22h

Also you can always spot a deepfake of Trump when his hands are normal sized.

Any real video of Trump, his hands look really small compared to his ginormous head.

Likewise on newer videos his hands have makeup on them to cover up something. Any deepfake video won't have the makeup.

donald trump is wearing a suit and tie and sitting with his eyes closed

ALT: donald trump is wearing a suit and tie and sitting with his eyes closed

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Sword and Sorcery Books @swordandsorcery.bsky.social · 3d

Kristi Noem should be more careful when murdering puppies.

What if someone goes #JohnWick on her???

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Sword and Sorcery Books @swordandsorcery.bsky.social · 3d

"Pens don't kill people. John Wick kills people."

I can fortunately say that I never once gave any money to JKR.

*cough piracy cough*

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Sword and Sorcery Books @swordandsorcery.bsky.social · 4d

Also the Harry Potter franchise has made 11 great films thus far. There isn't a single bad film in the franchise.

Meanwhile Star Wars has only made 4 great films. The other 10 Star Wars films all sucked donkey balls.

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Sword and Sorcery Books @swordandsorcery.bsky.social · 4d

Yes, I don't know why people still need pens. Just use your phone or a tablet to write.

Meanwhile Harry Potter is being rebooted as a TV series. If successful HP will be around for decades to come, with more sequels, prequels, separate storylines. It is already surpassed Star Wars in popularity.

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Sword and Sorcery Books @swordandsorcery.bsky.social · 4d

Are we certain it isn't 3 black holes?

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Sword and Sorcery Books @swordandsorcery.bsky.social · 4d

Sooo... Did you write something?

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Sword and Sorcery Books @swordandsorcery.bsky.social · 4d

Richard Sexsmith is the author. Still haven't found the stories.

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Sword and Sorcery Books @swordandsorcery.bsky.social · 4d

I found the book that is coming out regarding this art piece.

It is an anthology of short stories by Richard Sexsmith, who normally writes sci fi and erotica.

Still looking forward to it. I dare say more so.

Sword and Sorcery Books @swordandsorcery.bsky.social · 14d

I don't know who made this art piece, but I wanna read this book!

😉

#fairytale #swordandsorcery

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Sword and Sorcery Books @swordandsorcery.bsky.social · 4d

So I am reading The Frost Giant's Tomb by Charles Moffat.

And Soljargon's joke about the necromancer teaching his apprentices how to examine a corpse is waaaaaaaaaaay funnier than anything Tyrion said in the Game of Thrones books.

So dark too.

Who knew that an author could make #necromancy funny?

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Sword and Sorcery Books @swordandsorcery.bsky.social · 4d

If Kristi Noem didn't look like an ugly dog, maybe she would stop murdering puppies for being more attractive than she is.

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