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Oh well- here we are again, on the Lost Light. Taking order after order until the day is done, lock up, catch some charge and start again. We’re exploring the cosmos, it’s a long journey ahead of us— but we’re going to make it! { Continue … }
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disclaimer : not starscream’s actual tears
here at swerve’s you can order starscream’s rusty tears! just something about seeing that decepticon cry is * so sweet!
windy. LET ME BEAT UP GOLDBUG SHAKING MY CAGE
rodimus and hotshot will be getting one free round of drinks ☝️
windy. get his ass get his ass get his ass GET HIS ASS
windy. to the tree that just threw a pinecone at me FUCK YOU
( ten ain’t following allthat )
( JAW DROPPED— what the HELL. ) TEN! ( BIG GUY INCOMING! getaway get OUT )
windy. swerve might need a drink after this
( this is the worst this is the worst, he doesn’t sound as firm as he WANTS. what the helly. )
( oh wow— oh boy, step back— that customer smile has faltered. he has to be stern, c’mon swerve stand up for yourself! )

well i’m sorry, but i can’t do that— again you could end up in medbay, or crash- it’s our responsibility as bartender’s to make sure that doesn’t happen.
windy. SOBBING AND SHAKING IN MY BOOTS, I CAAANT SUNDER
windy. windswerve and lemonswerve tagteaming the bar
it’s got engex in it, just not as high— i can’t chance sending you to medbay over a few drinks.

( nervous laughter, sunder is terrifying! ) the bar is open everyday, can always do more drinking right?

( yeah okay, he shouldn’t have caved to getaway’s provocations! )
( he didn’t put any alcohol with getaway’s drink and judging by the reactions, getaway didn’t notice it. )

you’re getting cut off— ( and now to sunder. ) you should take it easy, you’ve been swaying since you down it.
hes cutting down the alcohol though buddy you need to take it easy
windy. SUNDERS WAS REGULAR NOT MOCKTAIL MY BAD MY BAD