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Sweet Petunia
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Comics, horror, music, movies, kawaii, British comedy, Japanese food Beaucoup des postes de merde Hip to the jive She/her
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My new wallpaper reminds me to keep it logical
Tried on the four-inch stilettos I used to go clubbing in for the first time in six years and staggered around my house like a concussed newborn giraffe for twenty minutes.
SO GLAMOROUS
a woman in a black dress is walking down a sidewalk next to a wooden fence with the words trendizisst written above her
Alt: a woman in a black dress is walking with difficulty down a sidewalk next to a wooden fence
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My favourite Halloween games:
Hide the Shoggoth
Fracture the Haunted Frame
Stop Screaming
Find the Poisoned Cupcake
This week’s tasty comic pulls
Full name:
Rupert, Prince of Darkness
His list of aliases continues to grow:
The Liquid Shadow
Ruperdupert
Boopert
Rooptidoop Bowl of Soup
Mister/Monsieur
Jean-Pierre (on weekends)
Snuggler
The Midnight Creeper
Inspector
Monkey
Moo
Stinker
Don Messer
Fluffypants
Fluffernutter
1983: Real-life bad guys steal names for their evil tech from science fiction
2025: Real-life bad guys steal names for their evil tech from fantasy
2067: Real-life bad guys steal names for their evil tech from hit dinoporn reality show Jurassic Pork
Practiced my Halloween makeup, read a new horror novel and ate a whole bag of Wotsits so it’s been a good day
Some middle aged guy is reading gay college-age vampire romance across from me in a coffee shop and I’m all for it ❤️
My husband offered to help me experience Peloton by incessantly shouting inanities at me from the next room while I pedal a stationary bike
French jewel heists make my newsfeed more stylish
Without downloading anything, where are you mentally right now?
Prince of Darkness giving me the side eye on Caturday
Just a few of the famous cats of York
Sweet spoils from the York Chocolate Tour