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Spookiest Beatrice🏳️‍⚧️(The Hunt for Dracula) @sweetestbeatrice.bsky.social · 25m

The bath is so underrated though. Like I’m having a pretty good day and the bath is like still low-key kinda my highlight so far

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Spookiest Beatrice🏳️‍⚧️(The Hunt for Dracula) @sweetestbeatrice.bsky.social · 16h

I’ve taken to pan frying them with a mug of hot chocolate. It’s like a fancy butter finger.

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Spookiest Beatrice🏳️‍⚧️(The Hunt for Dracula) @sweetestbeatrice.bsky.social · 18h

Foraging expedition was a roaring success✨

Me brown hair worn down with a brown dress holding like half a pound of matsutake fungus. My sunscreen is blotchy and I look proud

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Spookiest Beatrice🏳️‍⚧️(The Hunt for Dracula) @sweetestbeatrice.bsky.social · 23h

Don’t forget the 40 billion to bail out one of the most corrupt and transactional regimes in this hemisphere

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Spookiest Beatrice🏳️‍⚧️(The Hunt for Dracula) @sweetestbeatrice.bsky.social · 1d

got blocked a while ago but iirc wasn't she like a vehement supporter of the center-right within the democratic party? how did she even wind up in that orbit?

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Spookiest Beatrice🏳️‍⚧️(The Hunt for Dracula) @sweetestbeatrice.bsky.social · 1d

Oh girl you already know my gimmick, dress like a 60s housewife on a journey of self discovery and you’re in

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Spookiest Beatrice🏳️‍⚧️(The Hunt for Dracula) @sweetestbeatrice.bsky.social · 1d

You say that but how are you gonna feel a month into me using the “now on Walt Disney home video” voice on you

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Spookiest Beatrice🏳️‍⚧️(The Hunt for Dracula) @sweetestbeatrice.bsky.social · 1d

I like to think I co-sign the artistic direction but not the method of implementation😕

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Spookiest Beatrice🏳️‍⚧️(The Hunt for Dracula) @sweetestbeatrice.bsky.social · 1d

They all started laughing simultaneously and it’s like a pelican fighting a heron over a wounded merganser

Spookiest Beatrice🏳️‍⚧️(The Hunt for Dracula) @sweetestbeatrice.bsky.social · 1d

One of the guys roofing this building right now sounds like a more intense version of Matty Matheson and then I hear another one and I swear this dude sounds like a New England Seth Rogan. Most concerning however is the third man though who sounds a little like Orson Wells yelling about Paul Masson.

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Spookiest Beatrice🏳️‍⚧️(The Hunt for Dracula) @sweetestbeatrice.bsky.social · 1d

I don’t make those sorts of decisions 😔

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Spookiest Beatrice🏳️‍⚧️(The Hunt for Dracula) @sweetestbeatrice.bsky.social · 1d

One of the guys roofing this building right now sounds like a more intense version of Matty Matheson and then I hear another one and I swear this dude sounds like a New England Seth Rogan. Most concerning however is the third man though who sounds a little like Orson Wells yelling about Paul Masson.

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Spookiest Beatrice🏳️‍⚧️(The Hunt for Dracula) @sweetestbeatrice.bsky.social · 1d

I’d just avoid traditional European stuff in general at this point. I’ve thought about getting a few things over the years but it’s always felt no matter what you get it’s either appropriative or at risk of being co-opted by an extremist movement

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Spookiest Beatrice🏳️‍⚧️(The Hunt for Dracula) @sweetestbeatrice.bsky.social · 2d

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Spookiest Beatrice🏳️‍⚧️(The Hunt for Dracula) @sweetestbeatrice.bsky.social · 2d

Who would that make the antipope of transsexuality?

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Spookiest Beatrice🏳️‍⚧️(The Hunt for Dracula) @sweetestbeatrice.bsky.social · 2d

Thank you!!

Spookiest Beatrice🏳️‍⚧️(The Hunt for Dracula) @sweetestbeatrice.bsky.social · 2d

Thank you!! this makes me do my lines differently but it still lends itself to the sort of thing I like sooo

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Spookiest Beatrice🏳️‍⚧️(The Hunt for Dracula) @sweetestbeatrice.bsky.social · 2d

First time really getting the chance at using this rainbow scratchy stuff and it was exactly as fun as it looked✨

Figure of a lady on colorful scratch paper

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Spookiest Beatrice🏳️‍⚧️(The Hunt for Dracula) @sweetestbeatrice.bsky.social · 2d

A vision or the future starts in part with a vision of the now. I think part of what people misunderstand about radical art is just how it stops feeling radical. People post jokes involving Norman Rockwells painting “freedom of speech” but that’s exactly what Roddenberry was steeped in

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Spookiest Beatrice🏳️‍⚧️(The Hunt for Dracula) @sweetestbeatrice.bsky.social · 2d

I thought this was in Dutch for a second

Spookiest Beatrice🏳️‍⚧️(The Hunt for Dracula) @sweetestbeatrice.bsky.social · 2d

✨🧜‍♀️🦀🐚✨

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Spookiest Beatrice🏳️‍⚧️(The Hunt for Dracula) @sweetestbeatrice.bsky.social · 2d

It’s gonna be rad! I can make like a whole spread if you like✨

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Spookiest Beatrice🏳️‍⚧️(The Hunt for Dracula) @sweetestbeatrice.bsky.social · 2d

You have so much yet to see 😭😭😭

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Spookiest Beatrice🏳️‍⚧️(The Hunt for Dracula) @sweetestbeatrice.bsky.social · 2d

What’s the last thing you remember? I think you were only like two decks in

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Spookiest Beatrice🏳️‍⚧️(The Hunt for Dracula) @sweetestbeatrice.bsky.social · 2d

💖

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Spookiest Beatrice🏳️‍⚧️(The Hunt for Dracula) @sweetestbeatrice.bsky.social · 2d

And it was like just getting really good when you stopped!

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