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sueoconnormd.bsky.social @sueoconnormd.bsky.social · Jul 2

muddyum.net/one-fat-arm-...?
#fitnesshumor

What my fitness plan needed was more data

sueoconnormd.bsky.social @sueoconnormd.bsky.social · Jun 17

medium.com/muddyum/pame...

#gossip #rumor #satire #comedy #humor

Pamela’s Poison Pen: Social Currency for the Morally Bankrupt

Out damned spot

sueoconnormd.bsky.social @sueoconnormd.bsky.social · Jun 17

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#pethumor #comedy #satire #humor #samoyed

If you were Siberian royalty you would not put up with it either

sueoconnormd.bsky.social @sueoconnormd.bsky.social · Jun 10

muddyum.net/we-at-delete...

#techhumor #satire #apple #comedy

We At ‘Delete And Report Junk’ Are Winning The War Against Spam Texts

Fighting cybercrime through an iPhone near you

sueoconnormd.bsky.social @sueoconnormd.bsky.social · Jun 5

muddyum.net/are-you-in-a...
#relationships #humor #homeorganization #comedy

Are You In A Relationship With A Junk Drawer Junkie?

No twelve-step program will fix this

sueoconnormd.bsky.social @sueoconnormd.bsky.social · May 31

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17 People Die a Day. Help Jim Not Be One of Them

This isn't just a story. It's a lifeline.

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sueoconnormd.bsky.social @sueoconnormd.bsky.social · May 31

muddyum.net/my-pampered-...

#religioushumor #buddhism #minimalism #satire #humor #comedy

My Pampered Chef Elite Seller Bonus Will Take My Buddhism To The Next Level

See my ‘Pamela’s Pampered Practice’ Website for more great Buddhism and kitchen accessory tips

sueoconnormd.bsky.social @sueoconnormd.bsky.social · May 29

muddyum.net/tickle-me-el...

#legalhumor #sexualharassment #satire #comedy

Tickle Me Elmo Says “Me Too”

Judge’s ruling sets muppet rights back 55 years

sueoconnormd.bsky.social @sueoconnormd.bsky.social · May 28

I am solidly in Elmo's corner here. The courts, the judge, and Hasbro are the villains.

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#legalhumor #sexualharassment #sesamestreet #satire #humor #metoo

Tickle Me Elmo Says “Me Too”

Judge’s ruling sets muppet rights back 55 years

sueoconnormd.bsky.social @sueoconnormd.bsky.social · May 24

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#travelhumor #travel #jetlag #satire #humor #comedy #barcelona

The Five Stages of Jet Lag

Barcelona, Paris, Florence through a walking coma

sueoconnormd.bsky.social @sueoconnormd.bsky.social · May 21

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#satire #fashionhumor #humor #comedy
#closets

That Burgundy A-Line Dress With The Tags Still On Three Years Later Would Like To Have A Word With…

It’s not her it’s you

sueoconnormd.bsky.social @sueoconnormd.bsky.social · May 17

muddyum.net/the-pestilen...

#refrigerator #housecleaning #humor #satire #comedy #expirationdates

The Pestilence In My Refrigerator

I’ll clean it when I sell it dammit

sueoconnormd.bsky.social @sueoconnormd.bsky.social · May 16

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#diethumor #comedy #foodnoise

The Food Noise Is Deafening

The cruller is killing her softly with his song

sueoconnormd.bsky.social @sueoconnormd.bsky.social · May 6

muddyum.net/barbie-ken-a...
#siblingrivalry #satire
#humor
#barbie
#comedy

Barbie, Ken, And Their Very Bitter Cabbage Patch Sister

Settling sibling rivalry scores is a never-ending story

sueoconnormd.bsky.social @sueoconnormd.bsky.social · May 3

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#tolstoy #warandpeace #satire #humor #comedy #literaryhumor

A Catatonic Kindle Book Review of “War and Peace” Unabridged and Now Unfiltered

You’re welcome for the ten thousand hours of your life you just got back

sueoconnormd.bsky.social @sueoconnormd.bsky.social · May 1

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#voodoo #satire #humor #neighbors #windchime

Never Barter For A Wind Chime With A Voodooist in Jamaica

If it doesn’t awaken you, the nightmares will

sueoconnormd.bsky.social @sueoconnormd.bsky.social · Apr 25

medium.com/muddyum/pame...

#comedy #satire #humor #5lovelanguages #relationships

Pamela’s Five Love Languages for 2025

Words of affirmation are so 1992

sueoconnormd.bsky.social @sueoconnormd.bsky.social · Apr 25

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A Letter to the HOA Regarding the Body Floating in Jay Gatsby’s Pool

I’m paying substantial fees yet this mysterious man has come into the neighborhood and flouts every regulation

sueoconnormd.bsky.social @sueoconnormd.bsky.social · Apr 21

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#medicalhumor #satire #comedy #humor #icd10codes #medicalbilling

Sucked Into Jet Engine Initial Encounter

Never put Pamela in the exit row

sueoconnormd.bsky.social @sueoconnormd.bsky.social · Apr 19

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#comedy #humor #satire #modernlife

Pamela Is Holding Court In The Checkout Line

Of all of the Safeways she walks into mine

sueoconnormd.bsky.social @sueoconnormd.bsky.social · Apr 18

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#modernlife #humor #satire #comedy

Pamela Is Holding Court In The Checkout Line

Of all of the Safeways she walks into mine

sueoconnormd.bsky.social @sueoconnormd.bsky.social · Apr 16

medium.com/doctor-funny...
#waymo #humor #satire #comedy #porsche

Pamela Is Your Sentient Waymo —

It’s Poor Judgment Day

sueoconnormd.bsky.social @sueoconnormd.bsky.social · Apr 14

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#techhumor #comedy #humor #tech #printerproblems

Henry and the Phantom Printer

Gerbil incisors are no match for HP

sueoconnormd.bsky.social @sueoconnormd.bsky.social · Apr 12

medium.com/muddyum/pame...
#techhumor #comedy #cloning #satire

Pamela Decides She Prefers Non-GMO Dire Wolves

Colossal Biosciences had a firm non-return policy

sueoconnormd.bsky.social @sueoconnormd.bsky.social · Apr 10

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Avoiding Pamela

Some neighbors are worse than frolicking skunks