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Stunt Zombie @stuntzombie.bsky.social · 1d

Most of the time, but I don't necessarily think we have to.

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Stunt Zombie @stuntzombie.bsky.social · 1d

Why did the king forbid musicians in his court?

They gave him minstrel cramps.

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Stunt Zombie @stuntzombie.bsky.social · 2d

Heading’ to a weddin’

Man in suit and tie wearing a cheap Hockey Killer mask.

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Stunt Zombie @stuntzombie.bsky.social · 2d

Lucky! One of my all time favorites.

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Stunt Zombie @stuntzombie.bsky.social · 2d

Bunch of friends and I were standing on a sidewalk watching a squirrel climb a telephone poll. My wife made the comment about the squirrel having a fat ass, and just as if it had heard her, it stopped climbing, and shook its whole rear end at us.

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Stunt Zombie @stuntzombie.bsky.social · 3d

It also reminds me I need to plop my ass down and give it a rewatch soon.

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Stunt Zombie @stuntzombie.bsky.social · 3d

It makes me think of this:

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Stunt Zombie @stuntzombie.bsky.social · 4d

I'm a little sad it took me three guesses, but at least the first two were still movies from the franchise.

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Stunt Zombie @stuntzombie.bsky.social · 4d

That was an easy block.

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Stunt Zombie @stuntzombie.bsky.social · 5d

I saw Curse of the Blair Witch is on Tubitv, and I was just remembering how I completely bought into that movie thanks to that "documentary.

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Stunt Zombie @stuntzombie.bsky.social · 5d

I actually did the same thing about 16 years ago🤣

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Stunt Zombie @stuntzombie.bsky.social · 5d

Slightly panicking because our Halloween party is in less than two weeks and I have no idea what my costume will be.

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Stunt Zombie @stuntzombie.bsky.social · 7d

Probably just us then

Stunt Zombie @stuntzombie.bsky.social · 7d

Maybe it’s because we’re basically pirating it, but the audio keeps getting lower, then going back to normal.

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Stunt Zombie @stuntzombie.bsky.social · 7d

Is the sound dropping out for you too?

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Stunt Zombie @stuntzombie.bsky.social · 7d

Someone like that needs to be outed. If they weren’t a complete dumbass, they’d know that it is indeed called a run when a lot of fish are going through an area.

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Stunt Zombie @stuntzombie.bsky.social · 8d

a close up of a man 's face with the words " ahem " written on it .

ALT: a close up of a man 's face with the words " ahem " written on it .

media.tenor.com

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Stunt Zombie @stuntzombie.bsky.social · 8d

Good luck to you all up there. I didn't realize they were calling for all this weather and flooding until today

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Stunt Zombie @stuntzombie.bsky.social · 8d

All we have here is Food Lion, and about the only seasonal beers they have are a Sam Adams multipack.

Sadly, we're a bit over an hour away from all the better grocery stores.

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Stunt Zombie @stuntzombie.bsky.social · 8d

Is No. 5 the one with the motorcycle? The unedited version is probably one of the most elaborate kills from the series.

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Stunt Zombie @stuntzombie.bsky.social · 8d

I try to stay away from Wegman's this time of year, because I could easily drop a couple hundred picking up my favorites

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Stunt Zombie @stuntzombie.bsky.social · 8d

I'd be all about the current price if it was a full 24 day advent calendar.

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Stunt Zombie @stuntzombie.bsky.social · 8d

I always have to go somewhere else to find the fun beers. Thankfully there's a store at the Maryland state line that carries a lot of the seasonal varieties.

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Stunt Zombie @stuntzombie.bsky.social · 8d

The Caramel was okay this year. Same with the Maple. The regular Pumking was pretty good this year though. I think the Warlock's been my favorite so far.

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Stunt Zombie @stuntzombie.bsky.social · 8d

If you can't find that one, the Warlock is a good one too.

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