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@stubbietubbie.bsky.social

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Sarcastic douche, filthy weeb, cycling tragic, video games, and film. Apologies in advance. Nintendo Switch: SW-7216-3149-3707

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stubbietubbie @stubbietubbie.bsky.social · 11h

There HAS to be a "its bark is worse than its bite" joke in there somewhere...

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stubbietubbie @stubbietubbie.bsky.social · 1d

Work, come home, eat breakfast/lunch/dinner all at once, sleep for like, three hours, and wake up like I'm hungover and half-cooked.

wheee

stubbietubbie @stubbietubbie.bsky.social · 2d

That Alt Text

stubbietubbie @stubbietubbie.bsky.social · 3d

I guess it's finally over; I no longer have a funny bone. (IRL issues have really taken a toll)

Which is a shame, because I was excited to watch KyoAni's latest, but instead I had to force my way through this. Great animation, 99% unamusing.

- CITY The Animation

stubbietubbie @stubbietubbie.bsky.social · 3d

a girl with blue hair is eating a donut with her mouth open

ALT: a girl with blue hair is eating a donut with her mouth open

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stubbietubbie @stubbietubbie.bsky.social · 5d

Shitty tactics by the Ladies at the Gravel Worlds?

I haven't seen the replay yet, so I'll hold off.

#couchpeloton

stubbietubbie @stubbietubbie.bsky.social · 5d

...and that, is the last beer I'll have in...

stubbietubbie @stubbietubbie.bsky.social · 5d

If I literally say (re: yell), out-loud, "FUCK OFF" once in a film, it's not good.

Twice?

...

This was a twice film.

BUT NO.

It's a trifecta.

(SPOILERS SPOILERS SPOILERS)

Steven Bradbury, this is for you.

stubbietubbie @stubbietubbie.bsky.social · 5d

Talladega Nights 2: The Ballad of Brad Pitt

Pretty sure they only juuust broke-even on the cost-vs-advertising on this one.

I'm also positive anyone who's an actual fan of F1 would hate this.

(A pig cringe/cliche-fest is still a pig. Just like wh - THIS IS FUCKING STUPID)

- F1: The Movie

stubbietubbie @stubbietubbie.bsky.social · 5d

New Trigun is 3D CGI?

You fucking morons.

stubbietubbie @stubbietubbie.bsky.social · 5d

Lots of minor comments on this one - especially errors - but we'll keep it light and compliment the credits. Always enjoy when they try something different.

stubbietubbie @stubbietubbie.bsky.social · 5d

Darren Aronofsky doing his best version of Guy Ritchie's best years.

- Caught Stealing

stubbietubbie @stubbietubbie.bsky.social · 7d

I guess anything but the latest models run like shit with the latest iOS.

stubbietubbie @stubbietubbie.bsky.social · 8d

Yeah, certainly looks it. I was just hoping for a faint glimmer of hope!

stubbietubbie @stubbietubbie.bsky.social · 8d

Getting conflicting information online (surprise surprise) about trying to watch Il Lombardia in Australia this weekend. Random websites (posted even just a couple days ago) say SBS are showing it, but SBS is saying nothing.

Just wondering if this will be another Tiz night or not…

#couchpeloton

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stubbietubbie @stubbietubbie.bsky.social · 9d

It's literally Rosalina, I thought that was obvious

stubbietubbie @stubbietubbie.bsky.social · 9d

You know exactly.

stubbietubbie @stubbietubbie.bsky.social · 11d

Poor Jonas

#EuroRoad25 #couchpeloton

stubbietubbie @stubbietubbie.bsky.social · 11d

Happy Sexy Arse

#EuroRoad25 #couchpeloton

stubbietubbie @stubbietubbie.bsky.social · 11d

Sexy Ass for third

#EuroRoad25 #couchpeloton

stubbietubbie @stubbietubbie.bsky.social · 11d

Phenomenon or phenomenal?

#EuroRoad25 #couchpeloton

stubbietubbie @stubbietubbie.bsky.social · 11d

Yeah, you won, but can you wear the Euros jersey as World Champ?

#EuroRoad25 #couchpeloton

stubbietubbie @stubbietubbie.bsky.social · 11d

Just another casual tick of the box for Tadej on his way to speedrunning cycling. To win at will is both amazing and frightening. You madman.

#EuroRoad25 #couchpeloton

stubbietubbie @stubbietubbie.bsky.social · 11d

Sorry, Remco. You can’t blame the bike this time ‘round. You’re just outclassed.

#EuroRoad25 #couchpeloton

stubbietubbie @stubbietubbie.bsky.social · 11d

You don’t win multiple Tours de France by chance, but clearly one dayers are beyond Jonas in the major sense.

#EuroRoad25 #couchpeloton

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