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The Smartest Floridian
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Cisgendered Heterosexual ally to the LGBTQIA+ community. He/Him or They/Them. Often sweary, sometimes dirty. I don't argue with bigots. No DMs.
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I felt the best first post for me to make is my pinned post from the old bird site.
Cuomo: "it takes a certain level of maturity to work in government."

Thank you for going on record that you are unfit, Cuomo. That should make the vote easier.

Now, the choice is between the man who wants to honestly help New York and the man who wants to honestly kill Cuomo.

Tough race.
the point is for a very small number of people to compete for a high score
particularly vexing in a game world where 10-year-olds are sent on their merry way into the wilderness for god knows how long to try to capture actual monsters.

"yeah, most of our world's youth are actual, literal vagrants, but heaven forbid they cop some Zs on a bench."
I'd still love to see Mamdani get the job, but Curtis Sliwa brings an "I want to kill that motherfucker" energy I can really get behind
If paychecks rose with inflation then you may have a leg to stand on, but people have *less* money to spend due to inflation.
I'm not much of a wildlife expert: is this a rat, or a cockroach?

What a piece of racist trash...
i hope everyone on here who's looking can find someone with as much capacity for love as this dude has for hate.
i am here to be a menace and drink water and my sippy bottle is empty
also, we may have nuked Japan because they misinterpreted Japanese.

From what I understand, there's a word that can mean either "no comment" or "go fuck yourself" and the US Gov't chose the interpretation that let them drop nukes.
the hell we do. there is no situation where you 'must make room for nazism'.
"What the hell did you say about me with your own personal mouth?"
...light emitting diodes cause diabetes now?
History of WW2 as it's taught in school:

"Europe was getting its ass kicked by Germany until we stormed Omaha Beach, kicked Nazi ass back to Germany, and personally punched Hitler in the face"

>various cheers and firearm sounds<
It's because of propaganda.

we came in late and Russia ultimately won the European theater, but it's taught like we were there through the entire thing and the whole world would have fallen without us.
I seem to remember that each faction has its own menu music. Am I remembering that right?

Which army is standing out for you?
DoW definitely had its flaws, but despite (and sometimes because of) its flaws, it was *damned* fun.
she flipped her 'vette. she was clocked doing 170 in a 25, and couldn't make that turn.
not just regrown, but overgrown

gotta get me that bell-bottom penis
I think of Dawn of War I think of this image with each of the Chaos Lords being completely ham and Eliphas looking embarrassed
Of course women don't like the Cybertruck.

Women only want one thing, and it's the 1966 Ford Thunderbird convertible from Thelma & Louise.
ya it's sad that they fixed it in Starfield. 😄
...and if a bucket is covering their eyes, they can't see you!
cue a shopkeeper in an empty room, naked, wearing a bucket.
I say anything can happen with the right imagination. Example: A divergent timeline where Zefram Cochrane pulled a John Bonham earlier in life and humanity didn't reach the stars until most of the races were on the back foot fighting The Borg. The Federation is *everyone*, and it's losing badly.