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Stretchy™

Stretchy™

@stretchy613.bsky.social

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Senators, RedBlacks, 49ers and any sports team my kids play for! Proud Canadian! Please don't follow me, I'm mostly an idiot. You've been warned.

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Stretchy™ @stretchy613.bsky.social · Sep 30

That was ugly.

Stretchy™ @stretchy613.bsky.social · Sep 12

Well they couldn't kill him because he was turned in by his own family. The man lives in the uber red state of Utah and was registered unaffiliated, but ya, somehow the "radical left" owns this, not the man who constantly spewed hate speech.

Stretchy™ @stretchy613.bsky.social · Sep 11

I predict they will find the "shooter" of Charlie Kirk and he will be killed before they can question the person (like the pedo and chief's assassin), and of course, the person will be either trans and/or a democrat.

Stretchy™ @stretchy613.bsky.social · Sep 11

Oh, no. I said immediately after the pedo and chief was "shot" that it was completely set up. I said immediately that they just sacrificed Kirk.

Kirk was apparently shot from a roof top, but the gun was found in the woods nearby. No one saw a guy running with a gun? Come on.

Stretchy™ @stretchy613.bsky.social · Sep 11

The conservative narrative is now "war" with liberals. The Epstein files are now a thing of the past.

Stretchy™ @stretchy613.bsky.social · Sep 11

The pedo and chief clearly staged an assassination attempt on himself, got a great photo op and left with zero scares and no PTSD. He just ordered half mast flags for Kirk, but refused to do it for democrat law makers who were also assassinated. He is not above killing his own. He is a vile person.

Stretchy™ @stretchy613.bsky.social · Sep 11

See what?

Stretchy™ @stretchy613.bsky.social · Sep 11

I clearly have no evidence, much like the American conservatives blaming democrats for Charlie Kirk's death, I believe, until proven otherwise, that he was a republican sacrifice to change the Epstein narrative. How does no one on a populated campus not see a person running away?

Stretchy™ @stretchy613.bsky.social · Sep 5

What other way is there for the Eagles?

Stretchy™ @stretchy613.bsky.social · Sep 4

Who cares what that pedophile supporter has to say.

Stretchy™ @stretchy613.bsky.social · Aug 12

So corporations get massive tax breaks. Corporations are now developing AI to replace employees. Those employees are the ones who are taxed out the yinyang to drive the government and the economy. When there are no employees, who will pay taxes and drive the economy?

AI is not your friend.

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TSN @tsnofficial.bsky.social · Aug 9

The Lions-Falcons preseason game has been suspended after Morice Norris was taken off the field in an ambulance after an apparent injury.

Stretchy™ @stretchy613.bsky.social · Jul 30

You mean the Blackstone guy, at least get that right.

Stretchy™ @stretchy613.bsky.social · Jul 30

Every American knew what they were voting for, or voting against. Those who didn't vote fall into the "voting for" category. The world hates Americans and it's well deserved.

Stretchy™ @stretchy613.bsky.social · Jul 25

I think one of the funniest things is about to happen, #PedoDon is going to have a meltdown about about the fake AI video shown on #Paramount of him, forgetting that he used AI to create a fake video of #Obama being arrested, while he sitting there laughing. #TrumpIsAPedophile #SouthPark #Epstein

Stretchy™ @stretchy613.bsky.social · Jul 24

I wonder if #NickBosa has any regret now that he's known as a person who went out of his way to show his support for a pedophile? #49ers #trump

Stretchy™ @stretchy613.bsky.social · Jul 1

Today is a great example of why I no longer post to Bluesky. It's Canada Day and my trending feed is filled with posts about America, nothing about Canada. Both Threads and Twitter know I am in Canada and show trending posts about Canada, why can't @bsky.app? Whatever.

Happy Canada Day.

Stretchy™ @stretchy613.bsky.social · May 26

100% agree. Stop giving free rides to millionaires. Flag football is not "their" sport.

Stretchy™ @stretchy613.bsky.social · May 23

Some of the crappiest reffing I have seen. Ref #44 was letting everything go for Minnesota and calling everything on Ottawa, including an Ottawa penalty in the last minute of the 3rd. That guy should not be reffing this level if he is going to be biased.

Stretchy™ @stretchy613.bsky.social · May 22

Ya, because they would tell the media if he's been an issue.

Stretchy™ @stretchy613.bsky.social · May 22

I may be an alarmist, who knows, but I predict the US administration will pass more voting restrictions before the midterms. That is why republicans were not afraid to pass this bill, it seems they know something is coming to protect them from being voted out of office.

Stretchy™ @stretchy613.bsky.social · May 22

What does this have to do with the NFL?

Stretchy™ @stretchy613.bsky.social · May 22

America, you voted for this. You get no sympathy from anyone. If you're a democrat and didn't vote, then by your protest, you also voted for this. The world has three plus years of this because you are all the most stupid people in the world.

Stretchy™ @stretchy613.bsky.social · May 21

"We can be as shitty of a team as we want and we won't lose a single cult member... err, I mean fan." - Leafs players, probably

Stretchy™ @stretchy613.bsky.social · May 21

Such a joke. The kids who have been playing flag football all their lives are going to be kicked to the curb so that the millionaires can play. Not one NFL player will have to try out. The rich just keep getting richer.