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Strandschaf
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he/him; proud of my kids; Guardian reading, tofu eating wokeratus; LGBTQIA+ supporter; #fcknazis, #fckafd, #fcktrump; ✊ ÖPN✌️; LLM-AI vegan; no DMs w/o interaction; 🌍 🇪🇺 🇩🇪 🇺🇦
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Strandschaf @strandschaf.bsky.social · Feb 3
I'm new here and I mean really new! I'm an old fart and don't think that I have a lot of interesting things to say.

My newspaper came here and I decided to create my first social media account, just to hike the number of users.
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Strandschaf @strandschaf.bsky.social · 25m
But it teaches us about the MAGA body.
Close up of The Clown. His neck, being pressed into a shirt, looks like a vagina. The mouth is replaced with an arsehole. The chin is encircled with a while line. From that a white line is painted to the text 'Taint'.
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Strandschaf @strandschaf.bsky.social · 41m
I'm not American, but I'm protesting those who are again trying to install a fascist regime. If I were, I would have the Constitution on my sign to remind the people what this is about.
Picture of an original US Constitution document, prominently showing the start, 'We the People'.
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Strandschaf @strandschaf.bsky.social · 50m
$50,000? Good news, we finally know where Homan's bribe went. Nice to hear that they start infighting!
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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 3h
I don't think I've seen a network TV news report more transparently full of shit since maybe 2003, right before we invaded Iraq
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Strandschaf @strandschaf.bsky.social · 54m
It's like those calling for AI child porn to be legal to keep them from children. It won't; it just delays it, makes it more violent, and grows their numbers.
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Strandschaf @strandschaf.bsky.social · 1h
The scumbag doesn't even try to hide it anymore.
Trump threatens to cut US aid to Argentina if Milei loses election
US president says ‘we will not be generous’ if leader fails to win key midterms after promising $20bn to prop up struggling economy
www.theguardian.com
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Strandschaf @strandschaf.bsky.social · 1h
Xi lauds the progress of his crackdown on women's rights.

'In 2023, Xi said that China should “cultivate a new marriage and child-bearing culture”.' I guess The Handmaid's Tale is banned in China.
Xi directs quashing of Chinese feminists even as he praises advances at women’s conference
Chinese president is behind patriarchal turn in politics with activists silenced for ‘promoting gender antagonism’
www.theguardian.com
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Strandschaf @strandschaf.bsky.social · 1h
Ich weiß, aber auch an kleinen Hoffnungen sollte man festhalten.
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Strandschaf @strandschaf.bsky.social · 1h
Ich hatte für diesen Sommer eine vierwöchige Tour geplant. Nachdem ich das an der Ostküste gemacht habe, wollte ich jetzt von New Orleans nach Sacramento fahren. Vielleicht in vier Jahren...
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Strandschaf @strandschaf.bsky.social · 2h
I'm a bit passionate about that. My brother spent half of his apprenticeship as a carpenter exchanging windows for more energy efficient ones. There were no safety precautions at that time. He died 30 years later from lung cancer, most probably caused by exposure to asbestos.
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Strandschaf @strandschaf.bsky.social · 9h
Einige hatte ich aus der Bücherei ausgeliehen und jetzt habe ich noch eine schöne Liste an exzellenten Büchern vor mir.

Eins muss man sagen: die Zensoren haben einen sehr guten Geschmack!
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Strandschaf @strandschaf.bsky.social · 9h
Ich bin eine der Listen durchgegangen. In meinem Bücherregal sind Anne Frank, To Kill a Mockingbird, Maus, Catcher in the Rye, 1984, Catch 22, Fahrenheit 451, Handmaid's Tale und ein einige andere. Ich habe ein Buch nur gekauft, wenn ich es schon gelesen hatte und sehr gut fand. /2
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Strandschaf @strandschaf.bsky.social · 9h
Close up of The Clown. His neck, being pressed into a shirt, looks like a vagina. The mouth is replaced with an arsehole. The chin is encircled with a white line. From that a white line is painted to the text 'Taint'.
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Strandschaf @strandschaf.bsky.social · 9h
😂 Brilliant ! That is vastly superior to my "taint" picture from today, but I'm not Camilla Zapata.
Close up of The Clown. His neck, being pressed into a shirt, looks like a vagina. The mouth is replaced with an arsehole. The chin is encircled with a white line. From that a white line is painted to the text 'Taint'.
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Strandschaf @strandschaf.bsky.social · 10h
The head of that team is Camilla Zapata.
Who Is Camille Harper Zapata, Governor Gavin Newsom’s Digital Director Behind His Social Media Posts - The NewsGrail
Camille Zapata is the digital director for Governor Gavin Newsom’s press office who originally hails from California.
www.thenewsgrail.com
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Strandschaf @strandschaf.bsky.social · 10h
So, do tomatoes count as agricultural land or water? 😁
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Strandschaf @strandschaf.bsky.social · 10h
As I was just talking about how creepy he is; he is also a shitstain. 🤮
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 13h
Trump ignores a question from a woman reporter but says, "I just like to watch her talk. Good job. Thank you darling."
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Strandschaf @strandschaf.bsky.social · 11h
So creepy, even to adult women.
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Strandschaf @strandschaf.bsky.social · 11h
That guy is so incredibly ridiculous. I have no words. As Giorgia Meloni has none.
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Strandschaf @strandschaf.bsky.social · 11h
Unsurprisingly, I never liked the guy, but in this world I'm thankful for everyone having some integrity.

“I believe the people have a right to vote and determine who the next mayor is. They don’t get picked by billionaires or the professional political class. That’s not how our elections work.”
Republican in New York’s mayor race: eccentric street vigilante who could secure Mamdani’s win | New York | The Guardian
Curtis Sliwa is unlikely to run the overwhelmingly Democratic city. But his willingness to defy Trump and billionaires could leave a big impact
www.theguardian.com
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Strandschaf @strandschaf.bsky.social · 11h
They're hoping to scare the remaining scraps of journalism into silence, while they buy up the networks and place obedient puppies at the top. I hope they will get even louder!
Chicago TV producer’s arrest in Ice raid ‘alarming and horrifying’, lawyers say | Ice (US Immigration and Customs Enforcement) | The Guardian
Attorneys for Debbie Brockman, released with no charges, deny agent’s claim she ‘threw objects’ at border patrol car
www.theguardian.com
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Strandschaf @strandschaf.bsky.social · 12h
Venezuelan boat destroyed by the US in Sept 2025. A small circle is drawn on the deck and magnified. In the magnified circle is the text 'Epstein Files' Below the picture is the text 'The real reason for the attacks on the boats.'
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Strandschaf @strandschaf.bsky.social · 13h
They also showed his arsehole and what's in between.
Close up of The Clown. His neck, being pressed into a shirt, looks like a vagina. The mouth is replaced with an arsehole. The chin is encircled with a while line. From that a white line is painted to the text 'Taint'.
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Strandschaf @strandschaf.bsky.social · 13h
Um das mal höflich auszusprechen: Wer so **** ist, von veganen Würstchen "getäuscht" zu werden, der isst auch das Schälchen der Currywurst mit auf.
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Strandschaf @strandschaf.bsky.social · 14h
Da bin ich mir nicht so sicher, Subventionen aus Berlin abstauben ist etwas, was der CSU immer am Herzen lag. Ich denke eher, dass er das "dienlich" etwas weit auslegen wird.
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Strandschaf @strandschaf.bsky.social · 14h
Given the flag behind your name, I guess that you never had the need to taste any whisky coming over any border. I guess Canadians buying their whisky now in Scotland will also never go back, even when talking about the 51st state means Puerto Rico or DC again.
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