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18 plus only, gay baker maid who loves games, picture by @smayday

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Memetic parody of gex @stormgail.bsky.social · 14h

What about toknight

Memetic parody of gex @stormgail.bsky.social · 14h

Though similar aesthetically in vestments and color, the maid can be considered the antithesis of a nun.

While the nun devotes themselves to faith in god, the maid devoted everything to her charge, holding them above even the heavens.

A maid is also a woman of action, not convalescence

Memetic parody of gex @stormgail.bsky.social · 19h

Imagining it anyway, maybe the plush is asleep.

Memetic parody of gex @stormgail.bsky.social · 19h

Imagining the dolls weekend and berniesing the plush to do things

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Memetic parody of gex @stormgail.bsky.social · 21h

Yeah absolute banger

Memetic parody of gex @stormgail.bsky.social · 21h

Theyre basically fast, strong and can own you if they get in melee or with their crossbows

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Memetic parody of gex @stormgail.bsky.social · 21h

4's the one with the timeskip epilogue right?

Memetic parody of gex @stormgail.bsky.social · 22h

Theyre flattening the curve of power so its more about picking "How do you deal damage" but also, it sucks!

Memetic parody of gex @stormgail.bsky.social · 22h

Ok discord, this is a cute update, you can put games you like, games your currently playing and games you wann play on your profile

Memetic parody of gex @stormgail.bsky.social · 23h

Seeing a bunch of stuff I used get significantly buffed after completing my run feels... bad!

Memetic parody of gex @stormgail.bsky.social · 23h

Normal amount of attatchment to a fictional character you say Sartha?

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Memetic parody of gex @stormgail.bsky.social · 23h

My grumpy opinion is that team cherry doing big swing balance changes kind of lowers my "Well just take the game they gave you and play with it's rules" mindset

Comparison chart showing the difference in damage between thread storm pre and post patch, nerfing it by almost half when extending

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Memetic parody of gex @stormgail.bsky.social · 23h

*walks up to the mic*
Exusiasing her 2nd amendment rights

*takes a bow, walks off*

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Memetic parody of gex @stormgail.bsky.social · 1d

Yay~

Memetic parody of gex @stormgail.bsky.social · 1d

Exusai wants laterano to be gun loving (leftist trans polycule) not gun loving (dogmatic catholic)

Memetic parody of gex @stormgail.bsky.social · 1d

I maid the best of the opportunity presented~

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Memetic parody of gex @stormgail.bsky.social · 1d

*quietly tidied away the drum kit when you're done with it*

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Memetic parody of gex @stormgail.bsky.social · 1d

It's a well maid post.

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🐦Danannie🔥_artonly🩸进行中 @jiemo521.bsky.social · 1d

Lady Maria
#Bloodborne

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Memetic parody of gex @stormgail.bsky.social · 1d

Trad(cath)wife

Memetic parody of gex @stormgail.bsky.social · 1d

To be fair cackling can be intimidating

Memetic parody of gex @stormgail.bsky.social · 1d

Followup: Where on the process that Robin Williams cahracter in the film Bicentennial man would gender apply based on characteristic. Image provided for reference:

(I promise this is the end of the bit for me)Theatrical release poster

Theatrical release poster for the film bicentenial man, it shows a humanoid robot bisected by light , with one half showing the human face or robin williams.

Memetic parody of gex @stormgail.bsky.social · 1d

Alternate tracks for this joke:
End of Ragnarok
Su beso de plata (redux)
Duel of the fates.

Memetic parody of gex @stormgail.bsky.social · 1d

When you tell her "try me" and suddenly zero from ace combat starts playing.

You fucked up.

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Memetic parody of gex @stormgail.bsky.social · 1d

What about like, robots and stuff.

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