Stig & The Grumble
@stigirish.bsky.social
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Cantankerous Progressive GenX daddy to Nemo, Biscuit, Ziggy, Penelope. Tattoos, LEGO, Video Games, 🔵 in Utah. FAFO fan! 🚫DM🚫My cat can eat a whole watermelon.
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He doesn't seem to know any details about anything everyone else knows about.
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I got in before they took over.
Bed pugs
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People in countries with universal healthcare..
Paramedic: You may have a broken nose. We should take you to hospital.
Dude: Sure!

People in America:
Paramedic: Your spleen is on the ground over there and you are missing a leg.
Dude: I'll walk.
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Planning on taking my GoPro Gimbal to get video!
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I am still missing 20% of my cognitive abilities. Went to feed Ziggy and realized I hadn't tested him. Guess he ate poop today.
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Not sure if Mitzi will be up to walking there. I figured I would hop on the Vespa and zip thru City Creek canyon and there it is.
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I think I might have died if I hadn't gotten the flu shot. This flu sucks rotten donkey balls. Getting a second dose Saturday.
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Arrives Friday. Ordered a telescoping flag pole thing. Going to head to No Kings after I get my autism boosters Saturday morning. I will keep an eye out for a giant old guy.
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Awesome! Love seeing the things people create at the street fair.
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I learned how to drive in the 260Z. It was an automatic, so not too hard. I did leave a lot of tire tracks on the pavement. I even did a little burnout during the driver's test and barely passed.
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My mother started with a 260Z, then Dad got her a 280Z and he took the 260. Then he got her a 280ZX and my idiot brother crashed the 260Z.
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Cars used to be so much cooler.
Dastun 280Z
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I had to google who she was and still no idea who she is.

This is the way.
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I was a young boy for the majority of my childhood and I never came close to saying anything as remotely offensive as what was displayed in those chats.

My offensive stuff was actually funny and was mutually offensive to all people in a "Dude? WTF?" sorta way.
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He is sorry someone was able to get a picture of it.
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He also does it to pillows, dog beds, blankets. He is just a dum dum.
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Then we are going to send troops to Scotland to finally hunt down and kill that aquatic monster that keeps terrorizing The Supreme Leader's golf course.
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I am just going to throw him in the next bus that goes by the house.
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