Stewart Johnson
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Stewart Johnson
@stewarteestis.bsky.social
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Estonia’s worst American comedian
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Someone asked me how it was to work at Bolt. I said I didn’t know, never worked there, but I do use their scooters.
This is the pattern I've noticed…pro-Russia and MAGA people mainly use these three insults most of the time. If they have this in common, it means it's coming from the same source. Interesting…
“Mommy, the Putinists and MAGA people are insulting me again!”
—Oh honey, how do you *know* they’re Putinists or MAGA people?
“Because they either call me a clown, a ‘looser’, or a bundle of sticks.”
Damnit. Even if Russia collapsed, we’d still be next to Russia.
Too often Americans think that it’s only the US that is getting ridiculously expensive. This is happening around the world, and it started around 2020. The guy at the market asked me for €29 for this. When I laughed, he said, “OK, €20.”
And World War II?

I get what @cnn.com means, but if you want to have a credible presence to counter right-wing news, you need to have better journalistic logic, or you’re just setting yourself up for embarrassment.
Approximately ten people responded to that viral post by calling me a "looser". How can I explain to them that that is an adjective often used to describe their mother without offending them?
Confucius say, person who accuse others of having TDS, suffer from BDS.
Here’s the thing about me: I care about the Constitution, and I care about people. A lot of these people however get really angry about that last part. It’s almost as if they *want* to hate, and be hated. If they can be so intimidated by someone like me, that’s a major weakness.
For people who claim to want peace, right-wingers/conservatives/Republicans/MAGA truly know how to hurl insults and threats. So far I have received 97 death threats, and I’ve been insulted (usually 1st grade-level stuff) over a thousand times. Because I said, “No Kings”. Twitter sure is fun!
More Northern Lights! Magical every time.
This is an incredible response! (Sound on!)
Today I participated in the “No Kings” protest, here in Tallinn, even though I was all alone. I stood for an hour in front of the US embassy. I cannot accept what is happening in the US. This is not the country I grew up in.
Now you know where to grab him.
For anyone wondering what Estonia’s election campaigns are this year, here is a translation to English.
Italian F-35s repeatedly flying over Tallinn in the dark might have pissed off a few people, but I felt reassured. NATO is a good thing in this part of the world.
Oh look, another Trump–Epstein statue has appeared!
Kui Lennart Meri oleks täna elus, ütleks ta maailma kohta, “Olukord on sitt, aga see on tulnukate väetis.”
I think I saw someone rapturing up in the clouds here in Tallinn. Or maybe it was just another Russian drone.
Remember, I'm not a Democrat. But I think it would be a good idea for the Dems to push a bill and title it something like the "Charlie Kirk Gun Control Act", and then sit back and laugh as the MAGAs vote against it.
Yeah, MAGA would never joke about someone’s murder. How dare you, you evil, disgusting leftists and Democrats!

“Why do you look at the speck of sawdust in your brother’s eye and pay no attention to the plank in your own eye?” Matthew 7:3
This is going to make a lot of people angry, but I still think it’s a valid point.