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Steve Turtle 🇬🇧🇦🇺🌮

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Ex-IT Analyst/Developer, Like motor racing, reading, pina coladas, getting caught in the rain. British/Aus. born in Aden, South Arabia. Lover of dogs. Happily woke lefty. Narrowboat dweller. LGBTQ ally 🚫 “Hi, how are you” DMs I stand with 🇺🇦🇨🇦🇬🇱🇵🇦

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Steve Turtle 🇬🇧🇦🇺🌮 @steve7a3.bsky.social · Jun 24

This is a great cause that I’d like all my followers to get behind:

www.justgiving.com/page/bryant-...

We Are Racing the Sun in Yr Wyddfa (Snowdon) for Action Medical Research

Help Chloe Byrne raise money to support Action Medical Research

www.justgiving.com

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Steve Turtle 🇬🇧🇦🇺🌮 @steve7a3.bsky.social · 6h

Not often the Gnome is the bearer of good news. Especially one that’s a potential win for both sides of the border.

Steve Turtle 🇬🇧🇦🇺🌮 @steve7a3.bsky.social · 7h

An alternative fact

Steve Turtle 🇬🇧🇦🇺🌮 @steve7a3.bsky.social · 1d

What a deluded twat!

Steve Turtle 🇬🇧🇦🇺🌮 @steve7a3.bsky.social · 1d

It’s not working very well otherwise

Steve Turtle 🇬🇧🇦🇺🌮 @steve7a3.bsky.social · 1d

His ear healed well

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Steve Turtle 🇬🇧🇦🇺🌮 @steve7a3.bsky.social · 1d

Why are the ICE thugs on the roof? Are they afraid of the inflatable amphibians?

Steve Turtle 🇬🇧🇦🇺🌮 @steve7a3.bsky.social · 1d

Hopefully it costs a lot and he loses 🙏

Steve Turtle 🇬🇧🇦🇺🌮 @steve7a3.bsky.social · 2d

Pretty sure the President of Israel doesn’t have jurisdiction over the International Criminal Court. He can pardon Netanyahu for crimes in Israel but that won’t stop the ICC trying him in The Hague.

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Steve Turtle 🇬🇧🇦🇺🌮 @steve7a3.bsky.social · 2d

Someone really should butt in or at least respond at times like that and point out that his is the worst administration in the history of his country, not Biden. I’d really like to see how he reacts to that.

Steve Turtle 🇬🇧🇦🇺🌮 @steve7a3.bsky.social · 2d

It’s like the people who go on it have never watched the show before! They all make the same mistakes. First place they go is home‽ How stupid! 🤷🏼‍♂️
Run like crazy through a crowd of people? 🙄
Use a credit card to buy a train ticket? 😳
Phone a friend? 🤯

Steve Turtle 🇬🇧🇦🇺🌮 @steve7a3.bsky.social · 2d

They need to program them so that they keep charging the user until they are correctly docked in a proper bay.

Steve Turtle 🇬🇧🇦🇺🌮 @steve7a3.bsky.social · 2d

Of course he has to use a massive sharpie to make his text bigger than everyone else 🙄
Narcissistic idiot!

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Steve Turtle 🇬🇧🇦🇺🌮 @steve7a3.bsky.social · 2d

Are they wearing a uniform?

Steve Turtle 🇬🇧🇦🇺🌮 @steve7a3.bsky.social · 3d

I wouldn’t go quite that far but he certainly is a breath of fresh air

Steve Turtle 🇬🇧🇦🇺🌮 @steve7a3.bsky.social · 3d

The hymns are the only part I miss.

Steve Turtle 🇬🇧🇦🇺🌮 @steve7a3.bsky.social · 3d

There needs to be a lot of Axolotls.
I want to hear Trump try to pronounce that 😂

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Steve Turtle 🇬🇧🇦🇺🌮 @steve7a3.bsky.social · 3d

I think you, perhaps unwittingly, just made a very good point there. 🤔

Steve Turtle 🇬🇧🇦🇺🌮 @steve7a3.bsky.social · 6d

Like a ballet!

Steve Turtle 🇬🇧🇦🇺🌮 @steve7a3.bsky.social · 6d

There isn’t a Nobel prize for destroying your country’s economy or international reputation.

Steve Turtle 🇬🇧🇦🇺🌮 @steve7a3.bsky.social · 6d

Brontë and I in the UK are wishing you success in the vote. We know how important it is for your future.

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Steve Turtle 🇬🇧🇦🇺🌮 @steve7a3.bsky.social · 6d

He’s just following the Trump playbook.

Steve Turtle 🇬🇧🇦🇺🌮 @steve7a3.bsky.social · 6d

I’d buy that! 🤣

Steve Turtle 🇬🇧🇦🇺🌮 @steve7a3.bsky.social · 6d

They should say he’s won it, get him to travel to Stockholm and then arrest him for crimes against humanity.

Steve Turtle 🇬🇧🇦🇺🌮 @steve7a3.bsky.social · 6d

Or try to buy Norway

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Steve Turtle 🇬🇧🇦🇺🌮 @steve7a3.bsky.social · 6d

One of the best things you can do for your child is teach them to swim. They learn independence, courage and a true sense of achievement all in one go.