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Good morning, shady people. Itโ€™s Halloween.

I know one of you has intel or a party for tonight. So, hit me back. ASAP. No number, youโ€™ll have to find me.

XO

Catwoman, logged off
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โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โŠฑ๐ŸŽโŠฐโ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”
๐“๐ก๐ž ๐๐ฎ๐ฆ๐›๐ž๐ซ ๐Ÿ ๐“๐š๐ฑ ๐‹๐š๐ฐ
๐’๐ฉ๐ž๐œ๐ข๐š๐ฅ๐ข๐ฌ๐ญ ๐ข๐ง ๐ญ๐ก๐ž ๐๐ซ๐ž๐ญ๐ญ๐ฒ ๐ƒ๐ž๐ซ๐›๐ฒ
โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โŠฑ๐ŸŽโŠฐโ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”
HER AND THESE NAPS. No, she cannot! She has a daytime sleeping ban. Selina wants to see that she can stay awake for a whole day, or else sheโ€™ll take her to the doctor for a vitamin shot!
Batman is obsessed with me.

Does any lawyer want to take up my harassment case?
Her mind really is a scandalous place, isnโ€™t it? How about she takes her out for drinks and food first?
Childโ€™s play, sheโ€™s sure. She has overcome thousands of those.
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โœ˜ - Comics | My Adventures
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โœ˜ - Bisexual
โœ˜ - Mature Themes
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"Look up. It's- ๐™Ž๐™๐™‹๐™€๐™๐™ˆ๐˜ผ๐™‰!"
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"Think of Broadway Dammit!"
Sheโ€™s excited for Halloween because everyone leaves their houses.
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หš๏ฝก โ‹† ๊’ช แคฑแฐฑ โ‹† หš๏ฝก โ‹† หš๏ฝก โ‹† ๊’ช แคฑแฐฑ โ‹† หš๏ฝก โ‹† หš๏ฝก โ‹†

โ€Žโƒหณโ™ก ๊—ฏ ๐’๐‡๐Ž๐– ๐Œ๐”๐’๐“ ๐†O ๐Ž๐ เญญเงŽ โ™ช ึชโ‘… ๊—ฏ๏ธตโ‘…๏ฝก๏พŸ

#MarvelRP #MVRP
โ€œGood looking out. Whatโ€™s your ability? Are you some kind of big time hero trying out for the justice league soon?โ€
"I mean. I try to be careful. Quick powerful strikes from the shadows to make sure they aren't super knowledgeable about who did it. My ability allows a lot."
โ€œYes, many. But be careful, most of them are linked to bigger organisations. The poor fucks are just their runners.โ€
โ€œYes, many. But be careful, most of them are linked to bigger organisations. The poor fucks are just their runners.โ€
"... There's a lot of general thugs I've noticed. It's a decent warmup."
Selina left the room without another word and came back just as silent, but this time with a cup of cold water in her hand. Splashing the contents on her at once.
โ€œBlah, blah, blahโ€

she muttered indifferently, already making herself comfortable to go back to sleep. She was too tired and too lazy to argue with the other woman any further.
That was it. The doors swung open and Selina marched in, stopping a few feet before the bed with her hands on her hips and her eyebrows furrowed.

โ€œYoung lady. I havenโ€™t had my coffee yet, so you best not want a cat fight with me.โ€
โ€œBusy is still an understatement.โ€
"... Gotham is always so busy it seems."
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Youโ€™ll never talk me into getting a lobotomy Bruce Wayne.

Go on. Fortunately I know just what to do to schedule rendezvous with you. All Iโ€™ll say is this, have a pleasant press hearing.

(She winked as she walked backwards, until she tipped over the edge of the roof.)
By multiple accounts. Itโ€™s okay, I know that many donโ€™t say the same about you. Maybe one day.

Sure, if that will give you satisfaction. You may say that itโ€™s wrapped up in your reality. Iโ€™m going to go do a press hearing. Have a good one Kyle.

(Fades into the shadows.)
SANE? Ahemโ€ฆ (clears throat). Sane? By whose clinically valued opinion?

Well, if thatโ€™s just your reality, then enough of the usual. Cause youโ€™re in my reality right now. Yup, mine warps up yours. Too weak โ€” you lose.